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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I'm trying to imagine how anyone could possibly see that as anything other than a rabbit with a gaping arsehole. What kind of parent would pay to have that at their child's party ?

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Istari posted:

I'm trying to imagine how anyone could possibly see that as anything other than a rabbit with a gaping arsehole. What kind of parent would pay to have that at their child's party ?

I saw it as an elephant

Shoozy
Apr 11, 2007

Istari posted:

I'm trying to imagine how anyone could possibly see that as anything other than a rabbit with a gaping arsehole. What kind of parent would pay to have that at their child's party ?

I would. It's hilarious

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Who says it's a child's party?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I saw it as an elephant

Elephants' feet are usually the same colour as the rest of them.

Shoozy posted:

I would. It's hilarious

I would too, which is why it's a very good thing that I don't have kids.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Inflatable elephants have a problem on the other end


Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Inflatable elephants have a problem on the other end




What species of elephant has portholes ?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Istari posted:

What species of elephant has portholes ?

Inflatable :rolleyes:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The term, The Merkinman, is "infellatible", you uncultured swine.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Your Granadilla is hard and black.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Istari posted:

I'm trying to imagine how anyone could possibly see that as anything other than a rabbit with a gaping arsehole. What kind of parent would pay to have that at their child's party ?

It's elephant.se

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie
:golfclap:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Istari posted:

What species of elephant has portholes ?

gently caress nose.

Sneaksie Taffer
Sep 21, 2009

Elephino.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Inflatable elephants have a problem on the other end




Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Why yes I am looking at dicknose, indeed! Well spotted old chap.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

this can join the malachite dildo in my collection

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
That malachite speleothem sparked a huge discussion about how you shouldn't put it up you because it might chemically and biologically react with your insides. All the while ignoring the fact that malachite is very brittle and it would break up into a million toxic shards if you actually tried to cram it wherever you traditionally cram things.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Jesus Christ Marie, don't gently caress the minerals.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Palpek posted:

Jesus Christ Marie, don't gently caress the minerals.

But she craves them!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


e: oops

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Roro posted:

But she craves them!
Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the minerals.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Slugnoid posted:

this can join the malachite dildo in my collection



I saw a super girl themed porno many years ago that involved a Kryptonite dildo. It was hilariously bad as you might imagine.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Hey baby, you wanna come back to my crib tonight?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I just gotta goooooooooo yep checks out game of the year.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im the normal eye/extra peehole

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Powaqoatse posted:

im the normal eye/extra peehole

You pee out of one of your balls?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You pee out of one of your balls?

He'll thank you not to bring up his subincision.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

You pee out of one of your balls?

no? ....why would you even think that

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
Um. That's the nose fellas

experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

wayfinder posted:

Um. That's the nose fellas

And what a nose!

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



holy christ scrolling slowly down from above on that one is quite a journey

also the opposite, but much stranger

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

I laughed so hard at this it gave me the hiccups.


http://imgur.com/a/ynQLG

Harvey Mantaco has a new favorite as of 03:07 on Jun 2, 2017

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

A nut-her-butt squash?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Astrofig posted:

A nut-her-butt squash?

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Astrofig posted:

A nut-her-butt squash?

:golfclap:

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