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May 29, 2017 01:31
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May 11, 2024 16:06
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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very carefully
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May 29, 2017 02:45
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Grudgingly. And yes, I do hog the blankets.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 29, 2017 03:52
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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i turn on my synthesizer and have it play some weird soothing music til i forget that im all alone
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May 29, 2017 04:04
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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in a bed full of rear end on a mattress full of cash. resisting temptation, like a good Christian.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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May 29, 2017 05:09
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- bird.
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a custom body pillow that's covered in hundreds of tiny mirrors
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May 29, 2017 05:12
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- N. Senada
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My kidneys are busted
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As soon as I lay my head down on my soft pillow my heart begins pounding with anxiety as I remember every horrible and embarassing thing I've done because. My breathing gets shallow and I take in less oxygen until I ultimately pass out in a heap of frayed nerves.
THen i wak up
Happy halloween
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May 29, 2017 14:57
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- google THIS
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You kiss yourself with that mouth?
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May 29, 2017 17:55
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- Scroon
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I don't; I have someone else for that task
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May 29, 2017 23:29
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- Pizzatime
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sweaty, mostly
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May 30, 2017 12:07
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- LP0 ON FIRE
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beep boop
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trying to get comfortable for 30 minutes and itchy whenever I thought about the possibility of being itchy
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May 30, 2017 13:00
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- Scroon
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I sleep like I'm practicing for the afterlife. I toss and turn so much I may as well be rolling over in my grave
If your grave is wherever your corpse ends up, are rotisserie chickens constantly rolling over in their grave?
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May 30, 2017 14:00
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