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Motherfucker posted:at least it died with its principals intact It died because the computer when "okay we're on the ground now, no more parachute"
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yeah I eat rear end posted:At this point I'd be happy to see a circumcision or raising kids to be religious derail...anything but this. Are hotdogs sandwiches?
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:29 |
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You fuckers killed a good thread. I'm going to the bar for a few beers now, and I'm going to tip exactly 11%.
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:32 |
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What the hell is wrong with you guys
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:34 |
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Is pizza a sandwich?
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:34 |
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You guys took a real poo poo on this thread, but it's okay, as long as you wipe standing up.
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:34 |
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Fartbox posted:Is pizza a sandwich? pizza is just a fancy type of toast
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:36 |
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Arrhythmia posted:You guys took a real poo poo on this thread, but it's okay, as long as you wipe standing up. Using toilet paper where the roll spins out in the "over" orientation.
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:38 |
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lets discuss pineapple pizza, the greatest form of pizza You got the pineapple for the sweet and the ham for the salty bada bing bada boom, perfection
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:39 |
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Shrimp or no shrimp?
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:40 |
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I was wrong, I think this is going to be worse.
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:42 |
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shame the OP got invested in this dumb internet argument instead of posting confessions.
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:44 |
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bradzilla posted:
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:44 |
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you should import the derail toucan from the bad with money thread curufinor fucked around with this message at 14:54 on May 30, 2017 |
# ? May 30, 2017 14:52 |
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I've been feshposting, not my fault everybody's been ignoring it Last one was like an hour ago
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:55 |
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wow quite a lot of public confessions to having autism in here, or at least that's how I interpret this temperature talk
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:57 |
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Lmao yall actually spent Memorial Day weekend arguing about Celsius vs Fahrenheit
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# ? May 30, 2017 14:57 |
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purple death ray posted:Lmao yall actually spent Memorial Day weekend arguing about Celsius vs Fahrenheit I'm not american and have no empathy for soldiers.
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:09 |
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This is spergatory.
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:16 |
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purple death ray posted:Lmao yall actually spent Memorial Day weekend arguing about Celsius vs Fahrenheit I was bad in life, and now I pay in death
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:24 |
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No made-up anonymous confession could be even remotely as dumbfoundingly ridiculous as the utterly gobsmacking idea of someone claiming to be a functioning adult while trying to argue in favor of Fahrenheit over Celsius.
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:40 |
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Metric system ruins another thread. Thanks Euros.
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:49 |
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No but you see Rankine sets 0°R to absolute zero like Kelvin but uses the smaller Fahrenheit degree for finer detail therefore
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:52 |
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vortmax posted:No but you see Rankine sets 0°R to absolute zero like Kelvin but uses the smaller Fahrenheit degree for finer detail therefore I think this is the best system for the primary temperature use-case (making people angry on the Internet) brb buying Rankine thermometer
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:54 |
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Christ shut the gently caress up about temperature metrics alreadyquote:buddy's wife keeps making passes at me It's been said but if it's harmless, it's harmless. Lots of people get flirty when they've been drinking. Now if she grabs your junk and tells you to meet her in the bathroom, you should tell your friend at the earliest opportunity. gently caress cheaters.
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# ? May 30, 2017 15:57 |
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You should gently caress her and then tell him and deny loving her when she claims you did
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# ? May 30, 2017 16:08 |
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Jose posted:You should gently caress her and then tell him and deny loving her when she claims you did drat, this is solid
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# ? May 30, 2017 16:09 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:At this point I'd be happy to see a circumcision or raising kids to be religious derail...anything but this. Yeah. @ entire thread: how do you feel about punching dogs in Morse code? Me? Love it! Transmit this, fluffy!
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# ? May 30, 2017 16:57 |
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Time to blow up this thread and start another one without ridiculous multi-page derails arguing over stupid poo poo like Fahrenheit vs. Celsius scales.
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# ? May 30, 2017 17:17 |
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My confession is that I really want to gently caress my friend's girlfriend and I've been trying to scheme a way to break them up. Incidentally does anyone have any good tips for ruining your friend's relationships without it looking like your fault? Any advice is appreciated
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My confession is that I really want to gently caress my friend's girlfriend and I've been trying to scheme a way to break them up. Can you trust the girl to not rat you out? If so, just tell her in confidence that you saw him cheat on her but tell her not mention the reason for breaking up because he'd know the only witness (you) was the one who told her. Just have her tell him it's not working out or some bullshit vague reason and bone her (in private and never tell anyone, otherwise it's going to be obvious who leaked the fake news).
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Jose posted:You should gently caress her and then tell him and deny loving her when she claims you did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9uREAyiM3Y RIP Charlie Murphy. You were too good for this world.
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# ? May 30, 2017 17:31 |
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Assuming dude lives in a decently large city or metropolitan area, there are thousands upon thousands of other women to have highly enjoyable sex with that don't involve a friend's wife who drunkenly makes passes at you. Do not bang your friend's wife. If you do it, then you are an unrepentant rear end in a top hat who deserves to be kicked in the junk.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Assuming dude lives in a decently large city or metropolitan area, there are thousands upon thousands of other women to have highly enjoyable sex with that don't involve a friend's wife who drunkenly makes passes at you. Do not bang your friend's wife. If you do it, then you are an unrepentant rear end in a top hat who deserves to be kicked in the junk. Also you'll be out one (1) friend and those can be highly valuable
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# ? May 30, 2017 18:01 |
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My other confession is that when I write an email to a co-worker who is driving me crazy, sometimes I'll type out something way over the top and mean, then delete everything and start over with a more respectful tone. So e.g. "you're a complete loving idiot and I can't believe you can't get this through your underdeveloped infantile skull, please do a service both to this company and humanity by throwing yourself off a bridge" becomes "I'm still not sure about that course of action. I think we should do it this way because of a, b and c." It's mostly cathartic but it might also be a sick thrill. Like I could accidentally hit send and possibly get fired.yeah I eat rear end posted:Can you trust the girl to not rat you out? If so, just tell her in confidence that you saw him cheat on her but tell her not mention the reason for breaking up because he'd know the only witness (you) was the one who told her. Just have her tell him it's not working out or some bullshit vague reason and bone her (in private and never tell anyone, otherwise it's going to be obvious who leaked the fake news). Good plan, unfortunately she's kind of a ditz and she's got a big mouth (figuratively and literally) so most likely it would end with my friend strangling me to death. Plus I was only half-joking. I'm too much of a nice guy (read: coward) to mess with my friend's relationship.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My other confession is that when I write an email to a co-worker who is driving me crazy, sometimes I'll type out something way over the top and mean, then delete everything and start over with a more respectful tone. So e.g. "you're a complete loving idiot and I can't believe you can't get this through your underdeveloped infantile skull, please do a service both to this company and humanity by throwing yourself off a bridge" becomes "I'm still not sure about that course of action. I think we should do it this way because of a, b and c." It's mostly cathartic but it might also be a sick thrill. Like I could accidentally hit send and possibly get fired. Just lol if you have never sent out an email about a hard dick replacement
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syscall girl posted:Also you'll be out one (1) friend and those can be highly valuable Also a good point. Good friends are thousands of times more valuable than a drunken one-time fling.
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# ? May 30, 2017 18:10 |
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That guy actually responded to thread questionsquote:To answer whoever asked what the pass was, the first time was at a bar after everyone but us had left and she pressed up into me and said she had missed me. The second time we were at their apartment and after my buddy fell asleep she gave me a big hug and said she liked me and then kissed me on my cheek, but got a little bit of the corner of my mouth. I dunno, this kind of sounds like she's just a touchy-feely drunk, girls do that stuff sometimes I wouldn't worry about it just yet quote:There’s a story about a "lost" episode of Seinfeld floating around the internet. The email just kind of cut off there (dead air if you will) TLDR it's a script outline for a Seinfeld-themed creepypasta I read a 9/11 Seinfeld episode somebody wrote that was going around the Internet six months or so ago, that was better than this but still not great
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# ? May 30, 2017 18:10 |
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All my emails to my coworkers are largely composed of pictures of my dick and taint
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loquacius posted:
Within the first line I was like "OK someone c opy pasted a seinfeld creepypasta as a confession". Come on fakers, you're better than this. e: actually it literally is that: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Seinfeld_Lost_Episode
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