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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

D_Smart posted:

Yeah. They're so cute. Meanwhile...

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/6e3tnq/derek_smart_on_fdev_the_project_is_going_to_fail/di7lfgi/


They continue to make stuff up out of whole cloth because that's all that they have. Nothing else. I mean, seriously.

Ask them which technology it is pushing, and they won't have a response. Ask them what new technology that others devs are "already looking at implementing", and they won't have an answer. They lie. All the time. Just because they have nothing else, and because there is no way to defend this project without employing hyperbole, lies - and dreams.

Unfortunately other developers are looking at the "promise big... but it's ok if you can't actually do it because you kind of give it a little effort to try, just don't tell anybody until later!" Method of development. CR has probably hurt more game development than he could ever possibly bring to the table.

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Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

The Titanic posted:

Tampons are not reusable, friend. It's ok to toss them away.

Tie them to the dishwasher rack.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Morningwoodpecker posted:

Tie them to the dishwasher rack.

Use Refund Cascade as the detergent.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
:yikes:

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Anyone else feeling good about CIG's chances of releasing SQ42 mid-2018?

They are only missing:

All the mocap data
All the missions
All the AI
Any and all testing, be it Alpha, Beta, or pre-Launch
Any and all optimization before going gold

Mid-2018 for SQ42 is a for sure!! Really feel good about it.



March-ish 2018 will be when if becomes, "By the end of 2019 we'll all be playing SQ42!! "

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Beet Wagon posted:

I also typically don't post on weekends. Makes you think...

You mean with it being sunny and tropical outside?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
I live in the centre of the Sun so it's always pretty sunny here

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Couldn't be, I only have one belt and it's not even very good.

peter gabriel posted:

I live in the centre of the Sun so it's always pretty sunny here

:same:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

ManofManyAliases posted:

June/July is mid-year. Evocati will begin testing 3.0 before then.
- Apr 12, 2017 09:58

ManofManyAliases posted:

Go re-read my posts, slowly this time. I've claimed that SQ42 would be released in 2017 for some time now.
- Jan 3, 2017 14:22

:colbert:

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
honestly I think moma is derek smart

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Reddit wide very bad

Meant ban, but yes. :reddit: is bad, so very bad.

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo

TheAgent posted:

honestly I think moma is derek smart

it just depends which pill he took last

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

I live in the centre of the Sun so it's always pretty sunny here

That would explain why your commando never needed much clothing during your videos

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

TheAgent posted:

honestly I think moma is derek smart

There is a bit of Derek Smart in everyone :grin:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Hobold posted:

Meant ban, but yes. :reddit: is bad, so very bad.





quote:

Father time = The cruelest rapist of all

Saw the cutest girl from my high school today. Looked like complete trash. Wrinkles, nasolabial folds, creases when she smiled. Not only that but her face lost that innocent glow. She's only 22-23, like myself, but it was sad to see that Father Time had ruined her so much. She will never be the same again. She will never be cute or pretty. I too was susceptible to the rot, but with me there was less to lose. It is nothing more saddening to see a girl's youthful beauty rot away from her.

I went onto FB after and scoured her profile for her High School photos of her at the beach. I had a good ol' nostalgic fap, but I was sad at the same time knowing that such beauty can never possibly be replicated and will only further be eroded by the process of time. Through my search through her pictures I came across her boyfriend as well. To me, that boy - that man, is infinitely rich. He had the luxury of experiencing her body in his prime. I could marry this girl and have her bear my children, but in the end he would still have won over me. Because he will always have the experience of teen loving, penetrating her pure untouched pussy for the first time, relishing in her hormones and the truest and most powerful feeling on earth - teen love.

But, it is all gone now. Like tears in the rain. Sad thing is, as tarnished as this girls looks are, she is still far more attractive than most women her age. There are a billion anti-aging products women use religiously, and for good reason, but none can never get that youthful glow back. I t's something not physical and once it's gone it's gone forever.

Life over 21 is simply a prolonged death sentence.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3820920

:getin:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Look at these BS copycats. It's got nothing on Star Citizen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U8wqoMOuoc

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo


This doesn't sound the least familiar now does it

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:yikes:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

- Apr 12, 2017 09:58
- Jan 3, 2017 14:22

:colbert:

senpai archered me :allears:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I'm now a proudly misandrous male

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer
:eyepop:
I think I will just stay on this side of the crazy fence, thank you.
Star Citizen has enough stupidity for everyone.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

What is a chad? Last time I heard of a "chad" was the hanging chads in florida.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Tijuana Bibliophile posted:



This doesn't sound the least familiar now does it

There's no way that one isn't a parody post. I refuse to believe it.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

spacetoaster posted:

What is a chad? Last time I heard of a "chad" was the hanging chads in florida.

I know if from one of my fav songs, seriously check this poo poo out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8HKli_KKHE

Awesome!

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

What is a chad? Last time I heard of a "chad" was the hanging chads in florida.

Archetypical jock and natural enemy of the incel, who is repelled by the smell of bengay.

Serious talk: I know what THAC0 is, but this didn't stop me using deodorant and learning to feign interest in nails without losing any 'realness'.

Beet Wagon posted:

There's no way that one isn't a parody post. I refuse to believe it.

This is all black pill stuff. The furthest edges of the MRA and the toxic fecal matter of humanity.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
incitizens

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
incitizels?

incitizels

Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

To an incel a chad is the 20% of men that get to have sex by A) Winning the genetic lottery and not being physically repulsive to the incredibly detailed requirements of woman. B) Being willing to lower their standards to include 'woman' that are older than 17, not virginal and have nasolabial folds. and C) Being willing to debase themselves by hiding their utter contempt for women just so they can have sex with them.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
Everspace just beat them to the planetoids (which is what they're getting in 3.0) in space.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

D_Smart posted:

There is a bit of Derek Smart in everyone :grin:

Hopefully just the tip.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

Everspace just beat them to the planetoids (which is what they're getting in 3.0) in space.


yeah but can you get out of your ship and float around with nipjets in Everspace? no, I thought not

nice try, Dr

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

TheAgent posted:

yeah but can you get out of your ship and float around with nipjets in Everspace? no, I thought not

nice try, Dr

Also can you spend $thousands of real life money for gently caress all?

Another point to Star Citizen, I am oft elect to think.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

TheAgent posted:

yeah but can you get out of your ship and float around with nipjets in Everspace? no, I thought not

nice try, Dr

:negative:

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
also everspace is cool and good and I suggest buyin it for $30

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
also I think I have like 25+ hours in persona 5 and it still feels like I'm not through the tutorial

wtf

Inkel
Feb 19, 2004

College Slice

TheAgent posted:

also I think I have like 25+ hours in persona 5 and it still feels like I'm not through the tutorial

wtf

just wait until you're 100+ hours in and still getting tutorials

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
like I'm tryin to work through a serious backlog of games here and works been busy and I've been going about town to attend funerals and beach parties and normal chad behavior type stuff, I dunno if a 100+ hour anime rpg was a smart choice for me to start with

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

TheAgent posted:

like I'm tryin to work through a serious backlog of games here and works been busy and I've been going about town to attend funerals and beach parties and normal chad behavior type stuff, I dunno if a 100+ hour anime rpg was a smart choice for me to start with

Wait, you're a breeder?

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