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loquacius posted:I dunno, this kind of sounds like she's just a touchy-feely drunk, girls do that stuff sometimes Yeah, sounds like an overly-affectionate drunk. Nothing to worry about. If it's really bothering you, just do your best to avoid situations in which the two of you end up alone, but I don't really see a problem.
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May 30, 2017 18:16
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That's why you leave the recipient field blank until the end
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loquacius posted:I dunno, this kind of sounds like she's just a touchy-feely drunk, girls do that stuff sometimes Nah, they are definitely indicators of her sexual interest. Her inhibitions are lower when she's drunk, so she gives herself permission to do those things without being overtly sexual like trying to kiss him directly or say something obvious. Whether he needs to worry about it or not yet is another matter. I'd say he should stay away from her as much as possible unless he wants to gently caress her.
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The only weird thing about any of that is the awkward placing of the kiss. It's really hard to miss kissing someone on the cheek. Gotta admit, I thought it would be something like "she asked me how my day was when her husband was in the bathroom" or some other super goony thing. Honestly, I don't know what to make of it. Just giving you a drunken hug and saying she missed you doesn't seem bad, but kissing you on your cheek super close to your mouth is pushing the envelope a little bit. I'm leaning towards not worrying about it and not telling your friend. How drunk are you when this is happening though? If you're both super drunk then maybe you're both misinterpreting things. If it's just her and you're stone sober then I'd lean more towards trusting your instincts on it. Maybe let her know you're not a touchy-feely guy?
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May 30, 2017 19:00
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fruit on the bottom posted:That's why you leave the recipient field blank until the end And have a rule set that e-mails don't send until a 1 or 2 minute delay. This has saved my bacon so many times...
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May 30, 2017 19:00
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I can't imagine how hosed your life must be if "maybe we should stop drinking together" is considered after "test the waters by continuing to drink with her!!!!!!!!!!" Stupid loving alkies.
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Radical and BADical! posted:I can't imagine how hosed your life must be if "maybe we should stop drinking together" is considered after "test the waters by continuing to drink with her!!!!!!!!!!" Stupid loving alkies. this would involve having a really awkward talk with his friend about how he can't drink with him if his wife is going to be there, because reasons Also as I said earlier I don't think she actually wants the D and nothing has happened yet which warrants weirding his friend out
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May 30, 2017 19:57
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loquacius posted:this would involve having a really awkward talk with his friend about how he can't drink with him if his wife is going to be there, because reasons So he's basically Mike Pence.
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May 30, 2017 20:00
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Theophany posted:So he's basically Mike Pence. Pence is drunk like 24/7 he's a rockstar
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May 30, 2017 20:02
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I choose to believe the Seinfeld confession even if it was written elswhere. When you think about it it makes a lot of sense. A lot.
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May 30, 2017 20:02
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:Newman did 9/11 checks out since he was responsible for jurassic park too
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May 30, 2017 20:14
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loquacius posted:TLDR it's a script outline for a Seinfeld-themed creepypasta no mention of suddenly seeing a hyper realistic portrait of your own family 1/10
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May 30, 2017 20:17
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loquacius posted:this would involve having a really awkward talk with his friend about how he can't drink with him if his wife is going to be there, because reasons Also, here's an easy solution in regards to the drinking thing: "I've decided not to drink as much. Any way we can hang without alcohol? Yeah thanks." Like I said loving ALKIES can't find solutions that don't involve drinking. Clarity: I'm calling confessor and friends loving alkies, not you or anyone known to you living or dead.
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May 30, 2017 20:27
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Radical and BADical! posted:I don't know. There's a lot of non-verbal communication that goes along with flirting that we're not seeing here. I, for one, want to give dude the benefit of the doubt re: what he thinks is going on. Women, even drunk women, don't randomly do the full body press or accidentally kiss your mouth and not your cheek IMO. Look out, we got a badass over here. loving straight edge bitches.
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May 30, 2017 20:34
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lol why would you want to be sober around other people
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May 30, 2017 20:42
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dude, maybe you should chill out, crack open a few cold ones with the bros
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curufinor posted:you should import the derail toucan from the bad with money thread Thats a rad bird
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May 30, 2017 21:05
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its a bold move taking komodowagons title of weirdest goon itt
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May 30, 2017 21:06
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Dangit I missed temperature chat. Being both American and a classically trained scientist, I respect both units of measurement. For me, Celsius is superior when using in any kind of formula/math and Farenheit is superior when describing temperature as experienced by man. For example, the perfect temperature for hominids is 69*f. In America, we say "wow it's 69* outside, loving awesome." I'm not familiar with the third world, but I assume they say something along the lines of "click-bop-durp-brexit hmmm feels nice out, it's probably a hair less than twenty and two thirds degrees." For real though the one indisputable advantage of Fahrenheit is that you have more degrees at your disposal. Celcius has 100 units between water freezing and boiling whereas fahrenheit has 180. You are able to get more specific with Fahrenheit. Another time I feel the U.S. Standard code is superior is when describing height. Seems anytime I read something written by a European describing men's height, every single dude is like 1.7-1.9m tall or something. It's hard to tell the difference. The equivalent range in the US would be roughly 5 feet 7 inches - 6 feet 2 inches which "feels" like a bigger range.
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May 30, 2017 21:08
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tesilential posted:Dangit I missed temperature chat. NO
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Finance's Dad is wants to kill you goon- *Cracks neck and does throat cut motion with finger* Way to be intimated by your father in-law who is obviously messing with you, lmao.
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May 30, 2017 21:13
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There's something I find very amusing about the fact that this derail doesn't want to die
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heh, 69 friends wife goon drop this tidbit in when you next have temperature chat and see how she responds
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tesilential posted:Dangit I missed temperature chat. shut the gently caress up retard
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Jose posted:checks out since he was responsible for jurassic park too It's not far from the hit jobs he does on local pets
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loquacius posted:therapy goon checking in Noep, you went too far with the elaborate costume for a specific character in an online RPG neither of you are interested in or play. That's the trouble with long-running goon stories--the storyteller can't just end it and let it stop. It's always got to get more and more ridiculous until it becomes clear that you're just making this poo poo up, and you just crossed that line. Remember the fecal lasagna story? "I have an insane roommate" turned into "a man was lying in poo poo and newspaper playing a saxophone for some reason." If you want it to be believable, keep it within the realm of believability, for gently caress's sake. Or I guess laugh because you totally owned a bunch of people who were trying to legitimately give you advice on how to handle your fake situation?
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I buy it but then again I also buy the seinfeld episode
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alpaca diseases posted:heh, 69 Maybe she wants a dp, not cheating  Or if she is DTF, she'll cheat and break up the marriage sooner or later so tap that rear end then tell your friend she's a cheater
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tesilential posted:Dangit I missed temperature chat. bradzilla posted:shut the gently caress up retard
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May 30, 2017 21:57
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Fartbox posted:Is pizza a sandwich? 
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tesilential posted:Dangit I missed temperature chat. Source your quote, nerd.
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RFC2324 posted:Look out, we got a badass over here. i'm a pothead, man, i solve my problems by getting high as balls
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May 30, 2017 22:21
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unlike that stupid loving alkie who can't restrain himself from getting blackout drunk long enough to keep his dick out of his friend's wife 
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Radical and BADical! posted:unlike that stupid loving alkie who can't restrain himself from getting blackout drunk long enough to keep his dick out of his friend's wife lol if you have never gotten high and hosed your friend. or his wife.
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I think the hug and awkward kiss on the cheek could be because she likes him and is a cuddly person. When you are deep in the friend-zone girls often feel secure around you and you get cuddled etc., ask me how I know  Now add two slightly drunk people and the confessor feeling uncomfortable and flinching when she wants to kiss him on the cheek and you got a seemingly weird kiss due to inelegant drunk movement. I'd not jump the gun on this one, it could backfire. That said, anyone who even for a second considers his friends wife in a sexual way is not a friend, so I can completely understand you feel awkward when she gets to close for your liking.
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Hopper posted:When you are deep in the friend-zone You're better than this
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