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Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

duz posted:

On Facebook, I always ask these people why it's a good thing to make a person do a job so menial a robot could do it. They never respond.

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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Kopijeger posted:

Not only did he draw humanoid robots instead of a more plausible setup with mechanical arms and conveyor belts, they are also wearing polos and caps instead of simply being painted in the appropriate livery.

Our studies have shown that customers are 45% more likely to respond positively to the 'meal' upsell if there is interaction with something appropriating a human physiognomy. Therefore, we have compromised, and given our Robotsentatives a face resembling a 1939 Mercury coupe.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



There is nothing about that comic I don't like. Who's it by?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

It's amazing how little effort goes into these cartoons excoriating us for not remembering or caring enough.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

duz posted:

There is nothing about that comic I don't like. Who's it by?

It's KaxxCo by one Adrian Kaxrud. The homepage has all the strips, but they are mostly in Norwegian.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Theresa May and the Tory party – Conservative party leader is interviewed by Jeremy Paxman after refusing to take part in face-to-face debate with Jeremy Corbyn" After "Being John Malkovich".

Independent:

Angela Merkel: EU cannot completely rely on US and Britain any more

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Mac on...Travellers marooned after the British Airways IT meltdown

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


I legit thought that Merkel was Boris Johnson at first and was like "why does he have the EU flag :confused:"

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kopijeger posted:

It's KaxxCo by one Adrian Kaxrud. The homepage has all the strips, but they are mostly in Norwegian.
Thank God for Kaxxco, a strip that is better than both Zelda and Nemi.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Rebel Blob posted:

I don't think this has been posted to the thread before, the strip Lil' Donnie. It has its moments, but is pretty uneven on the whole.











The one with Pence is great. The last one isn't that funny but I'm glad there's at least one cartoon about Trump's ridiculous "following behind in a golf kart" thing.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Lodin posted:

Thank God for Kaxxco, a strip that is better than both Zelda and Nemi.



The gently caress?

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
Kaxxco is pretty cool, although probably not political enough for a thread that can't quite stomach Zelda.



Tei
Feb 19, 2011

We really have a debt with the people that have kids.

When I see somebody suffering, I pray because make me feel good.

crimedog
Apr 1, 2008

Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.

Mitchell!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmNZwJTp9nM&t=1652s

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


tyblazitar posted:

Kaxxco is pretty cool, although probably not political enough for a thread that can't quite stomach Zelda.





Excellent continuity with the KITCHENLYFE sing.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Rebel Blob posted:

I don't think this has been posted to the thread before, the strip Lil' Donnie. It has its moments, but is pretty uneven on the whole.

This guy doesn't appear to be related to "L'il Bush," but it's at about the same level of mediocrity. I like this one, though:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Kaxxco shows you the terrible mediocre horror that being a Scandinavian millennial is. You don't fart around at the hut you bought, you don't complain about your lovely feet while having an apartment on the Lower East Side and you don't hang out in a hvoren Nemi driver å diller med Syan og ungen.

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan
I like how these idiots truly believe a complex robotic system that can take orders, prepare ingredients, cook and serve food with any degree of reliability is somehow cheaper than paying a teenager who doesn't yet have enough self worth to know how they should be treated as a human being 15 bucks an hour.
You'll be paying way more just maintaining the robots every day.

I worked as a shift manager in a cookie factory for five years, because my life is great like that. Sometimes people would take a tour of the factory, and the one comment I'd hear all the time when I'd show them a certain aspect of the process was "Oh wow, I thought machines did that bit!". We had a bunch of high tech machines, but there were certain things that only a human could do reliably. When one of the machine broke down, the entire production came to a halt until it was fixed. Even with advanced robotics that a cooperation like a global fast food joint can invest in, the expense alone just isn't worth it. Even at 15 an hour, humans are cheaper, and incredibly expendable.
It won't be that way for long, I'm sure. We are on the precipice of an age where robots are cheap and ubiquitous and human labour is made obsolete - but when we get to that point, it won't be because "the minimum wage is too high", It'll be because even for pennies an hour humans just won't be worth it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Lodin posted:

Kaxxco shows you the terrible mediocre horror that being a Scandinavian millennial is. You don't fart around at the hut you bought, you don't complain about your lovely feet while having an apartment on the Lower East Side and you don't hang out in a hvoren Nemi driver å diller med Syan og ungen.

I was with you up to the point you started choking on Lutefisk

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Starving Wolf posted:

I like how these idiots truly believe a complex robotic system that can take orders, prepare ingredients, cook and serve food with any degree of reliability is somehow cheaper than paying a teenager who doesn't yet have enough self worth to know how they should be treated as a human being 15 bucks an hour.
You'll be paying way more just maintaining the robots every day.

I worked as a shift manager in a cookie factory for five years, because my life is great like that. Sometimes people would take a tour of the factory, and the one comment I'd hear all the time when I'd show them a certain aspect of the process was "Oh wow, I thought machines did that bit!". We had a bunch of high tech machines, but there were certain things that only a human could do reliably. When one of the machine broke down, the entire production came to a halt until it was fixed. Even with advanced robotics that a cooperation like a global fast food joint can invest in, the expense alone just isn't worth it. Even at 15 an hour, humans are cheaper, and incredibly expendable.
It won't be that way for long, I'm sure. We are on the precipice of an age where robots are cheap and ubiquitous and human labour is made obsolete - but when we get to that point, it won't be because "the minimum wage is too high", It'll be because even for pennies an hour humans just won't be worth it.
Waddya know, I worked 5 years as a shift manager at a (more upscale) fast food joint! When I think about the guest who had trouble with the concept of loyalty cards and chip-insert credit cards... We had a promotion where you'd get a free meal on your loyalty card if you used our mobile app. Have you tried to explain the concept of "apps" to someone over 45, especially if they only use their cell phone as a, well, phone? But yeah, sure, ordering kiosks are the way of the future and you won't need a single actual cashier. Just ask Wal-Mart how the self-checking roll out is going for them!

The ordering kiosks are happening anyway even if we keep minimum wage at $7.25 too.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
All these cartoons saying "shut up about minimum wage or they'll just build robots to replace you!" seem to forget that technology usually becomes cheaper with mass adoption and maturation. When it becomes profitable to replace a $15/hour worker with a burger making machine, it'll only be a matter of time before it starts threatening people with lower wages.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
I'm not sure why all of these poltical cartoonists are worried about robots taking away Bagger or Fry Cook jobs when they'll probably be the first to go. I'm mean poo poo, with photo edits you could probably make a drunkie duck cartoon without ever paying him again.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sandpuppy posted:

1
By raising the minimum wage, you'll no longer have to worry about people smoking in the food prep area.

Sentient robots deserve a fair wage too. AGC

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

First Dog on the Moon, on National Reconciliation Week:

Bread Zeppelin
Aug 2, 2006
Stairway to Leaven

Rebel Blob posted:

I don't think this has been posted to the thread before, the strip Lil' Donnie. It has its moments, but is pretty uneven on the whole.











It's like a cool breeze and a glass of lemonade on a hot day.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Crabtree posted:

I'm not sure why all of these poltical cartoonists are worried about robots taking away Bagger or Fry Cook jobs when they'll probably be the first to go. I'm mean poo poo, with photo edits you could probably make a drunkie duck cartoon without ever paying him again.

Something like mezzacotta, except with snooty Obama, cackling Hillary, generic Democratic donkey, and gigantic bumper sticker for characters, and for dialog a Markov chain of "DEBT", "squirrel appreciation day", "liberals liberals liberals", "radical islamic terror", and "coal jobs". You make that and then you get one Pulitzer every year; guaranteed.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Sandpuppy posted:

1
By raising the minimum wage, you'll no longer have to worry about people smoking in the food prep area.

Is the author supposed to be suggesting both are bad? Both situations has very unhappy looking people.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

ponzicar posted:

All these cartoons saying "shut up about minimum wage or they'll just build robots to replace you!" seem to forget that technology usually becomes cheaper with mass adoption and maturation. When it becomes profitable to replace a $15/hour worker with a burger making machine, it'll only be a matter of time before it starts threatening people with lower wages.

They also forget the God-given right of all Americans to abuse and harass minimum wage employees in the service industry knowing full well they not only have to take it, but smile too. If $15/hr happened it would just be another bludgeon for the "I wanna see the manager" types. Abusing a robot just wouldn't be the same, they have to know they're ruining the life of another human face to face.

Yes, I did work in retail for years, how did you guess?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Oxyclean posted:

Is the author supposed to be suggesting both are bad? Both situations has very unhappy looking people.
To Delonas, existence is suffering.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Xenoveritas posted:

But that's not what she said. She lead with "we're going to put a lot of coal miners out of a job" - specifically stating that her policies were going to be doing it, not general trends. (Of course, general trends are killing the coal industry.) She should have led with "we're going to create job training programs" and then explained how the coal industry was faltering.

She didn't.

She flat-out said, and this is a direct quote, "we're going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business." Not "the market" is doing it or that it's going to happen, that she was going to do it.


The loving sentence directly before that loving quote and the loving sentence that came directly loving after it, you loving idiot posted:

So for example, I'm the only candidate which has a policy about how to bring economic opportunity using clean renewable energy as the key into coal country. Because we're going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business, right?

And we're going to make it clear that we don't want to forget those people. Those people labored in those mines for generations, losing their health, often losing their lives to turn on our lights and power our factories.

Now we've got to move away from coal and all the other fossil fuels, but I don't want to move away from the people who did the best they could to produce the energy that we relied on.


Oh my loving word. She DID talk about retraining the workers. She DID talk about bringing new Jobs to these places to replace the old.

AND IT DIDN'T!

loving!

MATTER!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Crabtree posted:

I'm not sure why all of these poltical cartoonists are worried about robots taking away Bagger or Fry Cook jobs when they'll probably be the first to go. I'm mean poo poo, with photo edits you could probably make a drunkie duck cartoon without ever paying him again.

That would actually be a fun project for a computer science student to take on. Grab a hand full of :tinsley: images and write a program to put them together randomly and fill the word balloons with GOP talking points snagged from the Internet.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

The_Other posted:

Back from a few pages ago, but Rall is still doing just that. A choice quote:

So Rod Tool literally thinks Hussein's Iraq was "secular socialism." Lmao, maybe "national socialism." Baathists are fascists, plain and simple -- right down the racial supremacy and genocide. Also, I don't think massive suppression of the Shia majority or waging a religion tinged total war against Iran qualifies as secularism. Guy really doesn't have a clue.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I've been reading old Justice League comics and Ronnie shows up surprisingly often. They constantly poo poo on him for being a mushbrain.



Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Duckbag posted:

Also, I don't think massive suppression of the Shia majority or waging a religion tinged total war against Iran qualifies as secularism.

Eh, maybe. I can't call myself an expert, but it seemed to me that Saddam suppressing the minority was more of a racial/political move than one based on religion. They'd use hatred of "the other" to whip people into a frenzy, but it's not like there were religious police who would arrest citizens for apostasy (at least, not that I know of). Certainly they were less religious than Iran or Saudi Arabia.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
I mean speaking from experience, Janitor/Bagger/Insert lovely job here SHOULDN'T be inflicted on the young or helpless. These are jobs that are already being replaced in Kroger/etc and are only still around because the technology isn't perfect, old people demand the ability to order around and get uppity at a human cashier or temporary uniformed servant for the sheer power of it and/or the workload isn't helped by automation because there's a loving wave of customers constantly crashing in treating the local super market like a sky-mall. The future is already here and it isn't as effective nor benevolent as we hoped.

But lovely political cartoonist doesn't believe the people ACTUALLY WORKING HARD sweating and doing manual, demeaning labor should get that extra money because then they'd have to see a mechanical slave instead of one of flesh and blood at McDees!

Crabtree fucked around with this message at 04:49 on May 31, 2017

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Lodin posted:

I've been reading old Justice League comics and Ronnie shows up surprisingly often. They constantly poo poo on him for being a mushbrain.





That's amateur hour.



Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
But did Marvel actually call him Reagan?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
They didn't call The Leader Nixon, so I doubt it.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Wasn't there also a Watergate era storyline where Cap discovered Nixon the president was a super villain and he shot himself in the oval office? Comics are weird.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Duckbag posted:

Wasn't there also a Watergate era storyline where Cap discovered Nixon the president was a super villain and he shot himself in the oval office? Comics are weird.

That's where Nomad came from.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine if DC or Marvel had the balls to do it.

Batman or Black Panther stomps on that tiny hand as it tries to put out just one more tweet!

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