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Away all Goats posted:DYK trump is an anti-vaxxer If that's what he believes then I'm surprised he isn't advocating for more vaccines to increase his voter base.
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Monos Bullet posted:predictable response from the people that thought hillary would make a good president nah i lolled ill do it again: lol
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why the gently caress would i buy you an avatar if i havent changed mine in 10 years
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May 31, 2017 05:05
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this is my red badge of courage, friend.
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Damnit that just popped up on my phone. Why can I never get these tweets first?
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Stroke, aneurysm, or an aide snatching the phone out of his hands? Place your bets now.
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I can't tell you what a relief it is for me to see a screencap of a phone display where the battery isn't around 3%. I see those and I am yelling inside, "CHARGE YOUR PHONE!" lol
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/869766994899468288
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Monday_ posted:Stroke, aneurysm, or an aide snatching the phone out of his hands? Place your bets now. Fell asleep while posting.
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here we go boys!
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What's he doing awake? I mean... obviously he fell asleep during the tweet...
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May 31, 2017 05:16
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Monday_ posted:Stroke, aneurysm, or an aide snatching the phone out of his hands? Place your bets now. Choked on ketchup steak.
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:What's he doing awake? I mean... obviously he fell asleep during the tweet... 
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The orb keeps him up to poo poo post 24/7, I didn't even think of that!
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Covfefe
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Madcosby posted:Covfefe
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Madcosby posted:Covfefe WE
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the covfefe didnt keep him awake apparently
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oo maybe he got a phone call from a world leader mid-tweet
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It's still up lmao
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Bob NewSCART posted:Also why the gently caress has no one talked about how trump gave the world leaders his cell phone number and told them to contact him using that lmao It's hard to keep up with all the lols http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/president-trump-urging-world-leaders-call-cellphone-raising-47735214
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Bob NewSCART posted:It's still up lmao Did he fall off the toilet mid-tweet and hit his head 
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Monos Bullet posted:sorry libtards, trump is an extremely good president and there will be no impeachment. okay which one of you bought Eric Trump an account
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Monos Bullet posted:predictable response from the people that thought hillary would make a good president Hm. I'm feeling something. Welling up from the gut. Yep it's a 
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Madcosby posted:Covfefe
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Running on 25 min that tweet has been up. Dr. Donald Jain Jomp Trump is the President of the USA
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Alright he's finally having the stroke who had the 31st of May for the death pool?
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Bob NewSCART posted:Also why the gently caress has no one talked about how trump gave the world leaders his cell phone number and told them to contact him using that lmao you use to call me on my cellphone, late night when you need some lols
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FuhrerHat posted:this is my red badge of courage, friend. lol Sorry I was thinking about something Trump did
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Alright, it's DAY 130 of Trump's presidency. PYF Top 3 "lol Trump is president" moments (bonus points for links to more obscure Trump-related hijinks) 1. Orb. 2. FBI investigating Russia meddling in US 2016 Election; Trump allegedly asks Director of FBI to swear loyalty, who refuses; Trump fires Director of FBI; literally the next day, Trump has closed-door meeting with Russian Ambassador, wherein Trump allegedly remarks that firing Director of FBI has relieved pressure of aforementioned probe into Russia's activities; when pressed about why Trump fired Director of FBI, Trump's spokesperson says it was based on recommendation of Attorney General who has recused himself based on failure to disclose contacts with Russian operatives under oath, while Trump says he did always intended to do it because everybody just hated the Director of FBI for screwing over his opponent in the election; Director of FBI initially opposes testifying before investigating body, but changes position after Trump attacks his credibility; when all else fails, Trump labels now-expanded investigation "Fake News" 3. Trump's mail order bride/sleeper KGB agent-wife refuses to live in the same State as him. Bonus pre-presidential oath moment - Trump takes an unsolicited swipe at Rosie O'Donnell during a presidential debate
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tmm3k posted:lol hey buddy
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tpink posted:Did he fall off the toilet mid-tweet and hit his head All hail covfefe!
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Red light watch? Orb light watch?
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