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Richard Bong posted:Holy poo poo, that sound terrifying. Did you guys make it out of that ok? I was thankfully living in a large brick house on W College at the time so it was not as much of white knuckle of an experience as I assume you had. Some hail damage on my Dodge, and her Ram's side windows got busted out by an 8-inch diameter branch, but we/the house were fine. I can only imagine what it must have been like in Moscow. Not much makes me feel bad for Russians these days, but this definitely qualifies.
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orange juche posted:How do you intensely study for the ASVAB of all things and only come off with a 31? I took that thing cold turkey with no studying after not having my rear end in a classroom seat for 4 years and got a 95. Zeris posted:*waits for everyone to finish posting their ASVAB score* 97 cold turkey but I'm the idiot who took it at 37.
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Zeris posted:*waits for everyone to finish posting their ASVAB score* im sorry. i hadnt considered that nerds would jump at the opportunity to report their standardized test scores.
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May 31, 2017 04:43
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I tried except for the math section where I just chose random answers and got an 80 then chose infantry because i'm an idiot well that's my story carry on
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:The only smart people who take the asvab are the ones who do not join after. lmao at the assumption that everyone who takes it can even pass i got a 49302 suck my dick plebes i was drunk and getting fisted by dr doom and had an IV of straight krocodil while it happened 
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May 31, 2017 05:32
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/869720283674021888 That's some serious poo poo.
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shyduck posted:Some dude in my BMT flight got a 99 and went security forces because he was retarded The other extreme is my wife's cousin who had to get a waiver to join the army because he could not pass it. He's an E5 now.
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May 31, 2017 06:07
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Motherfucker is straight-up drunkposting now. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Motherfucker is straight-up drunkposting now. https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/869782666572443648
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May 31, 2017 06:14
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Kathy Griffin is a loving idiot.
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TBeats posted:Kathy Griffin is a loving idiot.
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CHICKEN SHOES posted:lmao at the assumption that everyone who takes it can even pass its krokodil you gently caress
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:I tried except for the math section where I just chose random answers and got an 80 Friend of mine joined because he ran out of money for his chemistry degree and didn't want to take out more loans, he scored 99 on the ASVAB and decided to join Chemical Ops because he thought it was vaguely related to his half-completed college degree. Ended up driving trucks in Iraq.
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May 31, 2017 06:27
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orange juche posted:its krokodil you gently caress sorry getting a fistful of the power cosmic makes things like spelling weird russian drugs correctly difficult
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orange juche posted:its krokodil you gently caress how many of your bones can you see right now
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Motherfucker is straight-up drunkposting now. 
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tastefully arranged labia posted:I keep refreshing and the tweet is still loving there You're waiting for it to go away and I'm waiting for him to finish what he was saying!
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The only rational explanation i can come up with is he was typing it and someone ran in to get him into the briefing room over the massive VBIED that just rocked poo poo in Kabul and he accidentally sent it. Nothing else makes sense and even that doesn't explain it still up almost two hours later.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:maybe he had a stroke 
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Dead on the toilet, just like Elvis
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Lol convefe or whatever is the top trend on twitter.
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Mr. Nice! posted:The only rational explanation i can come up with is he was typing it and someone ran in to get him into the briefing room over the massive VBIED that just rocked poo poo in Kabul and he accidentally sent it. He's been tweeting through stuff before. He fell asleep or died mid tweet imo
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:maybe he had a stroke How would anyone ever notice. It's not like he raises his arms ever and his favorite grimace is already hosed up.
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May 31, 2017 07:48
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real talk I think he was trying to say coverage
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Best Friends posted:How would anyone ever notice. It's not like he raises his arms ever and his favorite grimace is already hosed up. So a second more severe stroke then Or I assume he has a poo poo load of ministrokes every day and this was the big one
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May 31, 2017 08:03
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If Ol' Two Scoops pulls an Elvis I will start going to church. Which would be a good idea for the theocracy that comes soon after.
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May 31, 2017 08:04
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Three hours since covfefe and the tweet is still up.
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as hosed up as this is I hope trump doesnt die in office and is removed forcibly first if he dies then it will be like HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE or some dumb bullshit but either way lol everyone will breathe a collective sigh of relief BUT STILL if he could literally be fired that could break through to him that he's an idiot but I doubt it but whatever I want him to go down in shame and failure not just a loving heart attack
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redgubbinz posted:If Ol' Two Scoops pulls an Elvis I will start going to church. Which would be a good idea for the theocracy that comes soon after. This.
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