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mango sentinel posted:I'm gonna be pissed if that fat gently caress stroked out mid tweet instead of living to be torn from office and sent to rot for treason. Not that pissed tho
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Fully expect the MAGA Trumpeters to start mocking liberal snowflakes for having hurt covfefes now.
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2am, approximately, again we see Trump's oddest output. Sundowning dementia strikes again!
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Tomorrow on Infowars, is #Covfefe a CIA psyop trigger to turn liberals into raving lunatics?
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i am harry posted:Here's this creepy weirdo again I love how he acknowledges just how loving old he looks. I'm 10 years older than he is in this video and I look younger than him by a magnitude.
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Republicans posted:The best case scenario is he had a stroke but lived and Pence tries to force him out of office for good and it causes a huge internal battle. This is what I want to happen, I want to see all the right-wing conspiracy sites take off accusing Pence of pulling the Grima Wormtongue maneuver
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COVVVVV FEEEEEEEE FEEEEEE
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Fojar38 posted:The world is laughing at the notion of the president dying actually He died as he lived: emitting poo poo and tweeting incoherent nonsense
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Teddybear posted:If this were any other president, we would instantly assume after ten minutes that he had a stroke or something was horribly wrong, and everyone was rushing him to medical care and calling emergency plans into effect. if it were any other president we'd be concerned that something might have happened to him but since it's trump our cocks are rock hard as we imagine him slumped in a puddle of his own poo poo and piss, either dead or suffering horribly
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May 31, 2017 07:49
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Trump is either dead, stroked out on the can, or asleep with a well-trained regiment of personal attendants who are panicking because they know that Trump will all but literally flay them alive if he is awoken to the news that he posted a garbled mess that is spreading at the speed of light. Because you know that sodden mess of a man is excruciatingly cranky and weird when sleepy or disoriented.
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Fojar38 posted:until i see proof otherwise a part of me is considering the real possibility that this whole incredibly stupid saga ended with the president having a stroke while tweeting on the shitter and his last word to the world was "covfefe" If Trump was dead, they'd Weekend at Bernie's his rear end for another two weeks to get more legislation rubber-stamped and we'd never notice. It might actually be a slight improvement.
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Yeah anyone who is still awake over there is probably going "wel gently caress, do we wake him?"
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May 31, 2017 07:51
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Boy, if he wakes up and is fine, you know he's going to look at all the "lol he died" jokes and throw a magnificent shitfit.
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RuanGacho posted:Yeah anyone who is still awake over there is probably going "wel gently caress, do we wake him?" The punchline is he's dead
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Wanderer posted:If Trump was dead, they'd Weekend at Bernie's his rear end for another two weeks to get more legislation rubber-stamped and we'd never notice. It might actually be a slight improvement. Pence can use a pen too and is presumably 100% less likely to go on random screaming Twitter rants.
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Teddybear posted:If this were any other president, we would instantly assume after ten minutes that he had a stroke or something was horribly wrong, and everyone was rushing him to medical care and calling emergency plans into effect. If this was any other president we would assume the social media intern was getting fired in the morning.
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RuanGacho posted:Yeah anyone who is still awake over there is probably going "wel gently caress, do we wake him?" If he is the only one that has access to the account I would be extremely surprised. I mean it IS Trump. But having access just in case seems important.
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evilmiera posted:Someone just tweeted "How is covfefe formed" and I can now die slightly happier. How Trump get Prasident?
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Teddybear posted:Fully expect the MAGA Trumpeters to start mocking liberal snowflakes for having hurt covfefes now. No they're actually praising Trump for the humanizing element of covfefe. This is a sincere post.
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Rust Martialis posted:How Trump get Prasident? "They need to do way instain Mother" -- Michael Pence
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Office Pig posted:No they're actually praising Trump for the humanizing element of covfefe. covfefe is all things to all people do not doubt covfefe
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Wanderer posted:If Trump was dead, they'd Weekend at Bernie's his rear end for another two weeks to get more legislation rubber-stamped and we'd never notice. It might actually be a slight improvement. Why would they need to do that, Mike Pence is a human-shaped rubberstamp for conservatism, and he wouldn't be constantly loving up and insulting our allies and contradicting the White House's representatives on twitter and embarrassing Republicans. If Trump died today they'd install Pence yesterday so he could ram through us much horrible conservative legislation as possible and start a war or two for Republicans to run on in 2018 and 2020 before it all goes tits up.
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May 31, 2017 07:56
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Kavros posted:Trump is either dead, stroked out on the can, or asleep with a well-trained regiment of personal attendants who are panicking because they know that Trump will all but literally flay them alive if he is awoken to the news that he posted a garbled mess that is spreading at the speed of light. Factoid Reminder D-Day got some extra help because Hitler was asleep and wasn't woken up for reasons.
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I don't think I have to define what hard-core covfefe is, but I know it when I see it.
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PhazonLink posted:Factoid Reminder D-Day got some extra help because Hitler was asleep and wasn't woken up for reasons. Also Stalin might have survived his stroke if his guards weren't terrified of disturbing him
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TremorX posted:Tomorrow on Infowars, is #Covfefe a CIA psyop trigger to turn liberals into raving lunatics? Hell, it worked on me
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May 31, 2017 07:59
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Dems should just go to the print shop with the tweet and set them out on the senate and house floors and just gesture to them and play a recording of Spicers "I think the presidents tweet speaks for itself" if any member of the GOP tries to speak.
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I'm just waiting for Trump to do his usual self and never admit to such a minor mistake. Instead he'll double down on it somehow, maybe adding the word to urban dictionary or making up an entirely new language.
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Mide posted:I'm just waiting for Trump to do his usual self and never admit to such a minor mistake. Instead he'll double down on it somehow, maybe adding the word to urban dictionary or making up an entirely new language. the word is already on urban dictionary
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May 31, 2017 08:04
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Fojar38 posted:the word is already on urban dictionary quote:Covfefe
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Fojar38 posted:the word is already on urban dictionary Well there you go
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Teddybear posted:"They need to do way instain Mother" -- Michael Pence "I am truley sorry for your lots." -Obama, before kiteboarding off.
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So is this a death of Stalin situation? He's forbidden them to disturb him while he tweets, but is obviously dying and people are either: a. too afraid of him to take any action in case he survives and blames them/has them killed for seeing his weakness, or b. hoping he'll die if left alone for long enough.
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I think the funniest thing is he just let the typo tweet sit there. He didn't tweet anything else, he didn't delete it, he just sharted out a misspelled half-tweet and then hosed off. What's wrong with this guy?
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yaffle posted:So is this a death of Stalin situation? He's forbidden them to disturb him while he tweets, but is obviously dying and people are either: Hope is a lie , friend
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PT6A posted:I think the funniest thing is he just let the typo tweet sit there. He didn't tweet anything else, he didn't delete it, he just sharted out a misspelled half-tweet and then hosed off. What's wrong with this guy? Yeah I mean on its own it's innocuous but even to a casual observer, it's pretty loving weird. I work for a retail company and when I send basic emails to people who are basically the same level of management as me at other locations, I re-read my work like 9 times before I hit send and I still get loving nervous that I made a stupid typo that's going to make me look like a dummy. You'd think the President would read his own tweets before showing it to billions of people but nope.
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