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Fartbox posted:I used to always bring a towel to my old gym. The etiquette there was strong I'll spray+wipe down some stuff after I use it with the sprayer and cloth they provide. I never do it before. Who gives a poo poo? I mean if you have a compromised immune system the gym is a pretty bad place to go, and if you don't what are you expecting to avoid catching by wiping it down exactly?
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Shower before, shower after, get dirty in between.
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May 31, 2017 10:14
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Khorne posted:I bring my own towel because I sweat and it's annoying to me. To wipe my hair/face/arms/hands mostly. The gym provides towels too, but because I go late sometimes there are none. You don't mind layin down in some gross dudes pools of sweat? That's great friend but personally I just think it's real nasty
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May 31, 2017 10:39
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by coming into contact with the sweat of someone who has just worked out, you absorb some of the energy they expended, leading to better lifts for you. i'm a scientist.
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May 31, 2017 10:55
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But brofessor, that means that when I sweat, I lose precious muscle-energy as the sweat leaves my body, only for a rival gymbro to steal my energy as they absorb my essence  this is huge, we need to tell everyone precious gains are at stake
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May 31, 2017 12:08
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that's why i always work out in a full latex suit
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May 31, 2017 12:15
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I'll let you swole bro's in on a little secret.. One the pre-workout companies don't want you to know!! Dried bro sweat, and used chalk is the ultimate PWO, just scrape it up and snort it! I feel the gainz in my brainz! whoa
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May 31, 2017 12:26
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Just took a HUGE poo poo, gonna lift. Also, just saw a vid from 2 years ago where i was super trim and cut. While I'm lifting more now, it's triggered my "you're getting chubby, time to CUT FOREVER" switch. 
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May 31, 2017 14:21
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sassassin posted:Shower before, shower after, get dirty in between. People think I'm weird for doing this. I need to shower to wake up and feel functional before the gym though
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May 31, 2017 15:44
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Rodenthar Drothman posted:Just took a HUGE poo poo, gonna lift. Did you time it? All animals poop in 12 seconds approx
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May 31, 2017 15:56
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ive poo poo three times today why was my body storing so much feces
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Did you time it? All animals poop in 12 seconds approx Took a bit longer than usual, but i was working the whole time. I choose to believe it was the giant poo poo, but i locked out 4 plates on my deadlift finally. Took 3 attempts, realized on the second that i wasn't flexing my rear end. Squeezed that rear end, locked it out. Now i feel like I'm moving through water as i work. Weird.
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May 31, 2017 16:16
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Fartbox posted:ive poo poo three times today Maybe the Feces are really your body, and your body the feces it can't rid itself of. Makes you think
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May 31, 2017 16:18
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holy poo poo i gotta go to the gym and ruminate
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May 31, 2017 16:23
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Feces is just weakness leaving the body
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a mysterious cloak posted:Feces is just weakness leaving the body I thought it was precious calories my weak body couldn't hang on to
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Jun 1, 2017 18:04
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If you poop ever you're eating too much you disgusting pig
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Jun 1, 2017 19:27
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Stuffing about on youtube and thought I'd click on some Elliot Hulse videos, I forgot how pretentious he is, its kind of annoying. I'm not sure how he has so many followers over actually good dudes like Allan Thrall or Brian Alsruhe.
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BoonyPC posted:Stuffing about on youtube and thought I'd click on some Elliot Hulse videos, I forgot how pretentious he is, its kind of annoying. Does anyone know why he disappears for a few months? I've only found random references in the videos from the guy who makes fun of crossfit, apparently some internet drama
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BoonyPC posted:I'm not sure how he has so many followers over actually good dudes like Allan Thrall or Brian Alsruhe.
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On my way out i just passed a BIIIIIIG fat dude on the way in, and he smelled exactly like a Domino's pizza. Fuuuuuck this is not what everyone in the gym who's cutting needs to smell right now.
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Yeah but some time at the gym is what the fat dude needs so itll be alright.
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Jun 6, 2017 00:33
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Suck his dick maybe?
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Jun 6, 2017 01:14
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Yeah but only after hes gotten really sweaty.
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Jun 6, 2017 01:22
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salami game jealousy ITT
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Jun 6, 2017 03:40
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Smell his recumbent bike seat when he leaves and absorb some of the pepperoni gains he left behind.
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Jun 6, 2017 21:54
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Sweat only works with salami, i need some of his sausage gains.
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Jun 6, 2017 22:11
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I would like if weights weren't so goddamned heavy when I squat them. TIA.
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Jun 7, 2017 01:23
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But weights are supposed to be heavy especially when you squat them.
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Jun 7, 2017 01:42
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It turns out AMRAP of 395 is 1. Now it's 3x12 deadlift time. May God strike me dead.
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Jun 7, 2017 01:45
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I wonder if Ill be bale to hear your discs exploding out of your back from here.
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Jun 7, 2017 01:51
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I did 4x15 decline situps hugging a 35 pound plate to knock them back in place. I must reiterate how much I hate leg day.
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Jun 7, 2017 01:56
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There's a lot of casual joking about sucking dudes off to get their T, but real talk, how many of you have walked in on a full sauna of dudes jerking off? Asking for friend. I have.
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Jun 7, 2017 03:58
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Each other?
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Jun 7, 2017 04:00
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Dum Cumpster posted:Each other? Everyone was keeping their hands to themselves.
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Jun 7, 2017 04:00
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Boring!
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bamhand posted:I would like if weights weren't so goddamned heavy when I squat them. TIA. everyone want to be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift any heavy rear end weights
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DisgracelandUSA posted:how many of you have walked in on a full sauna of dudes jerking off? I have suspected these 2 younger guys of being up to something in my gyms sauna, haven't seen either of them in a long time though. They'd be in there for close to an hour with the light off, and every once in awhile one would peak out of the locker room door from the 2nd floor and look around for a second before going back in. Kinda weird to be sitting in the sauna room in pitch black.
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You got all these hot twinks porking eachother in the sauna and you don't join in? What kind of gym Alpha are you? Disgraceful
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Can a bottom be alpha???
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