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Barudak posted:It used to be youd join a monastic tradition of minamalism and isolation and everyone would be jealous of your commitment to prayers in silence. nowadays you join the meme monastery and DM "kek" to the poor person youre e-stalking
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That wife knew what was up, and that's probably the most blatant example of "See honey, I wrote Reddit and said I didn't want to gently caress her" I've seen yet.
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May 31, 2017 17:01
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Clark Nova posted:I kinda feel sorry for Heidi but dear god, what the hell was she thinking with the miscarriage smalltalk? Best case scenario: extremely stupid, trying and failing utterly to bond worst case scenario: extremely cruel and actually interested in the husband, trying to hurt her on purpose But if she was as bad an employee as this post lets on, the wife's call was probably just the last straw.
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May 31, 2017 17:07
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My girlfriend (22) decided to rate me (22) in comparison to everyone else in the bar, said I was forth.quote:Went out a few nights ago, she got drunk but not super drunk. She then decided to rate me in comparison to everyone else in the bar, I thought she was joking but she wasn't. She eventually tells me that I'm forth, I'm fine with my looks and am a confident person but for her to do this really upset me, doesn't matter if I'm first or last, the idea of doing it is messed up. You don't say...
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May 31, 2017 17:13
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I'm just waiting for the "girlfriend[17F] ruined my [40M] MtG night by taking forever to have her miscarriage in the bathroom. Somehow I'm the bad guy here." on reddit.
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May 31, 2017 17:13
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Tender Bender posted:My[37M] wife[28F], dated 5yrs and married 8mo. slept with her boss. 
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May 31, 2017 17:14
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I Was The Fury posted:My girlfriend (22) decided to rate me (22) in comparison to everyone else in the bar, said I was forth. I like that he's more upset about the ranking than he is about her hitting him.
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May 31, 2017 17:16
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:sometimes i wonder if the modern world enables people to have mental illnesses like this and that they were killed/had bigger issues to worry about in the pre-modern world They became hermits or monks or were shut away in little hidden rooms (if you had the wealth) and never mentioned again, except to the trusted servant that fed them. Either that, or jail, an asylum, exile, trial for heresy...Lots of fun ways to go. There were still plenty of weirdos with extreme anxiety or whatever that were accepted by their communities for some reason, because Goons are eternal.
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May 31, 2017 17:17
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A lot of weirdos got real far too, like Rasputin, Jesus, Vlad the impaler or Hitler of course they were eventually slain but still
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May 31, 2017 17:23
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Fartbox posted:A lot of weirdos got real far too, like Rasputin, Jesus, Vlad the impaler or Hitler I'm pretty sure all three of those guys could deal with the sound of a knock on the door without panicking for hours
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May 31, 2017 17:25
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I Was The Fury posted:My girlfriend (22) decided to rate me (22) in comparison to everyone else in the bar, said I was forth. I don't really know why this dude is okay with his girlfriend getting super drunk and slapping him in his face and then yelling at his sister. Maybe he's just that desperate.
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May 31, 2017 17:27
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that one's also great for Reddit's shut-in protipsquote:i basically don't answer my door at all if i am not expecting someone Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't really know why this dude is okay with his girlfriend getting super drunk and slapping him in his face and then yelling at his sister. Maybe he's just that desperate. 22 is the new 15, apparently
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May 31, 2017 17:29
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La Brea Carpet posted:Content: positive, bubbly person who reminds my wife that her baby died the first time they meet (your baby died)
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May 31, 2017 17:32
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Panfilo posted:I'm just waiting for the "girlfriend[17F] ruined my [40M] MtG night by taking forever to have her miscarriage in the bathroom. Somehow I'm the bad guy here." on reddit. I've seen a guy poo poo his pants and finish his game before We threw the chair out
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May 31, 2017 17:36
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I don't really know why this dude is okay with his girlfriend getting super drunk and slapping him in his face and then yelling at his sister. Maybe he's just that desperate. Finally, the mean drunk fetish has hit mainstream.
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May 31, 2017 17:39
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Where can I meet these men who I can treat like hecka poopoo
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May 31, 2017 17:40
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Pick posted:Where can I meet these men who I can treat like hecka poopoo Go find the thread about magic the gathering in whatever games subforum and break all their hearts, as revenge for the last dozen pages of this thread
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May 31, 2017 17:43
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Pick posted:Where can I meet these men who I can treat like hecka poopoo the midwest 
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May 31, 2017 17:44
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Pick posted:Where can I meet these men who I can treat like hecka poopoo If you're lucky that might be his fetish
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May 31, 2017 17:45
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Panfilo posted:I'm just waiting for the "girlfriend[17F] ruined my [40M] MtG night by taking forever to have her miscarriage in the bathroom. Somehow I'm the bad guy here." on reddit. "wife ruined my WoW raiding by going into labor and goon group kicked me out because I was trying to stay in the party while in the hospital waiting room" is pretty close I think
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May 31, 2017 17:49
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All I can think of right now is that one Dave secretary story SO I'M ON THE BUS FOR SOME GODDAMNED REASON AND I AM LISTENING CAREFULLY TO THE CONVERSATION IN FRONT OF ME, HELD BETWEEN THIS BLOWSY SULKY GIRL WHO IS CLEARLY DOMINATING THE SITUATION AND HER 'BOYFRIEND', A SCRAWNY LOOKING MESS NEAR TEARS. THE FOLLOWING IS ALMOST VERBATIM. SCRAWNY MESS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE CHEATED ON ME?! BLOWSY GIRL: I CHEATED ON YOU. SCRAWNY MESS: (SNIFFLING MISERABLY) BUT.. BUT.. YOU CHEATED ON ME? BLOWSY GIRL: (ALMOST INDIGNANTLY) YES. SCRAWNY MESS: (TEARS FORMING) FOR HOW LONG? BLOWSY GIRL: (WITH A HINT OF SATISFACTION) ABOUT A YEAR. SCRAWNY MESS: (TEARS WELLING UP) OHHHHH NOOOO. SCRAWNY MESS PAUSES TO REFLECT. THE BOY IS A VERITABLE DISTILLERY AT THIS POINT AND YOU CAN JUST TELL SOME SORT OF ULTIMATUM IS COMING. HE MASTERS HIS EMOTIONS AND BECOMES VERY STILL. I AM EXPECTING HIM TO GET ALL KUNG FU ON THIS GIRL. INSTEAD HE TURNS TO HER, WIPES THE TEARS FROM HIS EYES AND SAYS "STRIKE ONE, NANCY... STRIKE ONE."
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Kelp Me! posted:"wife ruined my WoW raiding by going into labor and goon group kicked me out because I was trying to stay in the party while in the hospital waiting room" is pretty close I think The real story is slightly less insane. She went into labor, it was going to be a while until she actually popped out a baby, so he brought his laptop. He tries to raid from the hospital while he waited and the raid leader slash wow forum mod yelled at him and refused to take him The idea of "well poo poo I'm gonna be here a couple hours may as well bring my computer so I can play a game or something" isn't completely insane, this is like the least embarrassing wojtek story
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May 31, 2017 17:52
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Pick posted:positive, bubbly person who reminds my wife that her baby died the first time they meet (your baby died) I've seen wannabe next things try to drive the wedge by prodding the current partner into embarrassing overreactions. It's a riff raff move, but might be why the wife thought this girl was interested in her husband.
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Brainworm posted:I've seen wannabe next things try to drive the wedge by prodding the current partner into embarrassing overreactions. It's a riff raff move, but might be why the wife thought this girl was interested in her husband. That's a total riff raff move and tbh the girl sounds like she was going for it, you got to shut that poo poo down because men are super bad at telling when a girl's made a beeline for their weeline.
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May 31, 2017 17:53
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:The real story is slightly less insane. She went into labor, it was going to be a while until she actually popped out a baby, so he brought his laptop. He tries to raid from the hospital while he waited and the raid leader slash wow forum mod yelled at him and refused to take him he purchased to immediately neglect (while bonding) 2 golden retriever litter mates and then gave them away. guy is a POS who had enough hours/mounts into WoW for a career.
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:he purchased to immediately neglect (while bonding) 2 golden retriever litter mates and then gave them away. guy is a POS who had enough hours/mounts into WoW for a career. Like I said, it was the least awful wojtek story by far
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:he purchased to immediately neglect (while bonding) 2 golden retriever litter mates and then gave them away. guy is a POS who had enough hours/mounts into WoW for a career. He was posting about how he was spending 4+ hours a day grinding for a pet in WoW at literally the same time he was posting about crying over giving up his dogs because he didn't have enough time in his day to take care of them.
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It's hard to tell when a girl wants your dilz when your brain tells you every girl wants your dilz. That's why I thank my Creator for a life of depression and self-loathing. No false positives. Well, a lot less.
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Pick posted:oh my god What? Just because she's bored doesn't mean I have to be.
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fruit on the bottom posted:What? Just because she's bored doesn't mean I have to be. nah the strike one thing
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Pick posted:nah the strike one thing it took me so much googling to find it because apparently that dude had everyone pull his stories, i ahd to dig up this ancient penny arcade thread from my youth which is where i saw them the first time Pvt.Scott posted:It's hard to tell when a girl wants your dilz when your brain tells you every girl wants your dilz. That's why I thank my Creator for a life of depression and self-loathing. No false positives. Well, a lot less. ive literally had a girl say she wants my dilz and been like nahhhhhhh you're just fuckin with me
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:The real story is slightly less insane. She went into labor, it was going to be a while until she actually popped out a baby, so he brought his laptop. He tries to raid from the hospital while he waited and the raid leader slash wow forum mod yelled at him and refused to take him Yes, that is an accurate paraphrasing of exactly what I said, thank you for jumping in to defend another broken nerd's complete inability to prioritize a significant other over playing a game BENGHAZI 2 posted:The idea of "well poo poo I'm gonna be here a couple hours may as well bring my computer so I can play a game or something" isn't completely insane, this is like the least embarrassing wojtek story Ah yes, the old "damnit how will I entertain myself while my wife undergoes multiple hours of the single most painful experience in her life" argument, that wasn't brought up in the original thread and immediately shot down by a giant chorus of "get in the room and be there for her you loving gigantic manchild"
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If one player is still way better with the funsie intro decks you can buy, why doesn't the better player take out all their best cards, like the dragons or whatever, to keep it competitive?
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Pick posted:That's a total riff raff move and tbh the girl sounds like she was going for it, you got to shut that poo poo down because men are super bad at telling when a girl's made a beeline for their weeline. Counterpoint: we often notice but sometimes play dumb. (Attention is nice.)
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some people get an epic mount to swan around with and wow your friends, some get a baby, I don't get the big flap just make your choice and stick with itBrainworm posted:Counterpoint: we often notice but sometimes play dumb. (Attention is nice.) When I was in my early 20s I would literally throw away hot girls' phone numbers because I didn't work out what exactly to do with them
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:some people get an epic mount to swan around with and wow your friends, some get a baby, I don't get the big flap just make your choice and stick with it Don't call your wife the big flap in polite company.
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Pick posted:Don't call your wife the big flap in polite company. Ey meat flaps! 
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Pick posted:If one player is still way better with the funsie intro decks you can buy, why doesn't the better player take out all their best cards, like the dragons or whatever, to keep it competitive? :scoff: you want me to intentionally play a bad deck, just so my crybaby girlfriend will actually enjoy herself and not feel intimidated and belittled every time I make her play against me? Next you'll tell me I should give constructive advice instead of getting immediately frustrated and irate when she makes a rookie mistake!
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:When I was in my early 20s I would literally throw away hot girls' phone numbers because I didn't work out what exactly to do with them you text them and they never respond, hth
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