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In other news, they just made a VR star trek, so expect to see a lot more of those headsets on greybeards with ailments.
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May 31, 2017 06:14
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Phanatic posted:Jesus, is that site written by an ESL student? It's Vancouver; so yeah, probably.
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May 31, 2017 06:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aEsiWrTJUA
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May 31, 2017 07:22
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Wow, he's never playing again.
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May 31, 2017 07:42
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Lithuanian in under 18 championships vs UK. Guess he was mad at the official
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May 31, 2017 07:50
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More like oldpainl- Wait. ... poo poo.
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May 31, 2017 07:52
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A German guy is a bit of a WW2 buff and he builds up a lovely collection of vintage grenades he found at flea markets and stores them in a box in his house. Guess what happens next! http://www.ksta.de/region/rhein-sieg-bonn/hennef/waffenarsenal-in-hennef--nicht-auszudenken--was-haette-passieren-koennen---26993598 The article is in German but the pictures pretty much tell the story.  No one died, his parents who also lived in the house were the ones who called the authorities, about 70 people were evacuated while the authorities assessed the situation, dude is now being investigated for weapons violations.
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May 31, 2017 08:37
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Samovar posted:More like oldpainl- I'm a bit salty because I just came up with it myself the other day and have been looking for an opportunity to make it
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May 31, 2017 08:48
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Nordick posted:Someone already made that joke a few pages back More like nodick!!!1
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May 31, 2017 09:05
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A German guy is a bit of a WW2 buff and he builds up a lovely collection of vintage grenades he found at flea markets and stores them in a box in his house. Guess what happens next! After reading your first sentence I clicked the link and the pictures confirmed everything I imagined. 
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May 31, 2017 10:41
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https://i.imgur.com/57oG9Hq.gifv
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May 31, 2017 10:52
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May 31, 2017 12:26
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this was a roller coaster
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May 31, 2017 12:34
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Trippin balls
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May 31, 2017 12:49
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ultrabindu posted:this was a roller coaster reminds me of an old favourite, drunken Irishman walking up a hill; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuI23zCudKY
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May 31, 2017 12:51
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Slugnoid posted:reminds me of an old favourite, drunken Irishman walking up a hill; I'm on mobile, but if this is what I'm thinking of, he really loves that newspaper
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May 31, 2017 12:58
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a reporter goes to interview a notorious criminal, winds up taking part in a surprise game of Russian roulette; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Er3J1YHCMw
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May 31, 2017 13:10
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Nordick posted:Someone already made that joke a few pages back more like oldburnless
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May 31, 2017 13:31
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The fact that he's wearing thongs (flip flops) to a public event makes me think this might be in Australia but the fact that he can't keep them on his feet makes me think he's No True Australian. Aussies wear their thongs so often that their toes automatically grip them and hold them to their feet no matter how hosed up they get, pretty much the same way that birds' feet clamp closed onto the stick they're roosting on when they're asleep.
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May 31, 2017 13:58
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Slugnoid posted:reminds me of an old favourite, drunken Irishman walking up a hill; Irishmen & a sofa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tex-M3rjDWk
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May 31, 2017 14:00
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Kudos on the one guy for saving the little chick. Of course, bad for the baby chick who was welcomed into the world on a frying surface feet deep in the remains of one of its kind.
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May 31, 2017 14:08
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Kudos on the one guy for saving the little chick. Of course, bad for the baby chick who was welcomed into the world on a frying surface feet deep in the remains of one of its kind. Their reactions makes me think this isn't at all unusual. Which is a little disturbing in its own right.
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May 31, 2017 14:19
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Slugnoid posted:a reporter goes to interview a notorious criminal, winds up taking part in a surprise game of Russian roulette;  jesus christ goddamn Chopper Read
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May 31, 2017 14:19
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Their reactions makes me think this isn't at all unusual. Which is a little disturbing in its own right. It was probably a joke.
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May 31, 2017 15:05
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Solice Kirsk posted:It was probably a yolk. FTFY
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May 31, 2017 15:10
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But it actually wasn't, that's the whole point 
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May 31, 2017 15:12
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Solice Kirsk posted:It was probably a joke. On who by who? Nobody seems to be having fun in that clip, just 3 dudes going about their business.
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May 31, 2017 15:18
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Is this the reason Trump wants to increase military spending?
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May 31, 2017 15:37
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SpacePig posted:On who by who? Nobody seems to be having fun in that clip, just 3 dudes going about their business. Chickens do not come out of the egg all fluffy and poo poo, they are gross and covered in yolk.
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May 31, 2017 15:39
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Chickens do not come out of the egg all fluffy and poo poo, they are gross and covered in yolk. Right, I didn't even think of that. So the video itself is a joke, not that a joke is being played on someone in the video. I get it. I'm dumb.
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May 31, 2017 15:41
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well that chicken probably got a little singed, since the other egg started to cook immediately
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May 31, 2017 15:56
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Kudos on the one guy for saving the little chick. Of course, bad for the baby chick who was welcomed into the world on a frying surface feet deep in the remains of one of its kind. Unfertilized eggs aren't the "remains" of chickens, they're chicken food.
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May 31, 2017 16:36
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Do you people honestly not know how chicken eggs actually work? That's basic school science poo poo.Slugnoid posted:a reporter goes to interview a notorious criminal, winds up taking part in a surprise game of Russian roulette; Chopper was really a nut bag for sure. Obviously not loaded but just a fuckwit thing to do.
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May 31, 2017 16:59
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I just know that eventually they make it to KFC, where they belong.Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Kudos on the one guy for saving the little chick. Of course, bad for the baby chick who was welcomed into the world on a frying surface feet deep in the remains of one of its kind. Out of the egg and into the
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May 31, 2017 17:01
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Sagebrush posted:Unfertilized eggs aren't the "remains" of chickens, they're chicken food. As far as he could tell, these giant monsters may have been molecularly breaking them down fresh from the egg, separating them into some artsy circular design, and cooking them while the next one in line (himself) watched in horror. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 17:46 on May 31, 2017 |
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May 31, 2017 17:44
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SLOSifl posted:An egg contains exactly 1 chicken minus a sperm cell, and virtually nothing else. Eating an egg is the same as eating an unhatched chicken except nothing is assembled yet. So...assuming the chick both realized it was a chicken and looked into his embryology, he may very well have been disturbed. Given that the only livestock animal dumber than a horse is a chicken, I think he probably came out of that emotionally intact.
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May 31, 2017 17:48
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SLOSifl posted:An egg contains exactly 1 chicken minus a sperm cell, and virtually nothing else. Eating an egg is the same as eating an unhatched chicken except nothing is assembled yet. So...assuming the chick both realized it was a chicken and looked into his embryology, he may very well have been disturbed. An unfertilized egg contains a chicken in the sense that a bag of dog food contains a dog. It's a bunch of disorganized proteins and fats that by themselves could never turn into a chicken, and a single cell.
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May 31, 2017 18:01
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Phanatic posted:Given that the only livestock animal dumber than a horse is a chicken, I think he probably came out of that emotionally intact. After reading the last page it wouldn't surprise me if a chicken knew more about biology than a goon.
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May 31, 2017 18:12
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Sagebrush posted:An unfertilized egg contains a chicken in the sense that a bag of dog food contains a dog. It's a bunch of disorganized proteins and fats that by themselves could never turn into a chicken, and a single cell. More specifically, it *is* a single cell until it is fertilized. That's what an egg is. It's an egg cell, just like in people, and the shell is just a thick and rigid cell membrane. An unfertilized chicken egg is no more a chicken than an unfertilized human egg is a baby. Decrepus posted:After reading the last page it wouldn't surprise me if a chicken knew more about biology than a goon. Yeah. Good point.
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May 31, 2017 18:19
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