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morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Hollismason posted:

Here's the American Headline


" Man shot to death after being discovered unresponsive in the back of a taxi cab."

mods please change my name to Belligerently Unresponsive

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

RCarr posted:

I'm embarrassed for you Jamesman...

Who can figure out the true meaning of my post? Enjoy!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Jamesman posted:

Who can figure out the true meaning of my post? Enjoy!

We'll never really know.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Jamesman posted:

Who can figure out the true meaning of my post? Enjoy!

Wow so deeply

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Just some bros hanging out.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Wasteland waterfilter.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep




Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Ew man who the gently caress would wear cargo shorts?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

These are kinda cool. Can they blink in weird patterns and stuff?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rolo posted:

Ew man who the gently caress would wear cargo shorts?

A guy who thinks pantyhose are e-MANcipation. Pantyhose are terrible.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

A guy who thinks pantyhose are e-MANcipation. Pantyhose are terrible.

I read this thing years ago that suggested a lot of cops wear pantyhose as a form of comfort for all the long boring hours sitting in their cars

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Not to kinkshame anyone but fuckin lol if you think that's the reason why

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Police cruisers

there I said it

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




syscall girl posted:

I read this thing years ago that suggested a lot of cops wear pantyhose as a form of comfort for all the long boring hours sitting in their cars

I spend many long boring hours sitting in front of my computer. Not once have I ever thought "You know what would make this more comfortable? Pantyhose."


Now maybe pantyhose for men or cross-dressers are better. The most uncomfortable part of pantyhose is the crotch area. That's where things tend to stretch and bind weirdly, or gape, and humidity builds up and makes things . . . bad. They don't fit snugly like panties. But most men's underwear isn't snug. Presumably pantyhose for men would be roomier in the crotch, and perhaps the extra airflow would help. Or maybe you'd get prickly heat rash on your nads.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Solice Kirsk posted:

These are kinda cool. Can they blink in weird patterns and stuff?

I think Asian people can blink in the same patterns as everybody else.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

I spend many long boring hours sitting in front of my computer. Not once have I ever thought "You know what would make this more comfortable? Pantyhose."


Now maybe pantyhose for men or cross-dressers are better. The most uncomfortable part of pantyhose is the crotch area. That's where things tend to stretch and bind weirdly, or gape, and humidity builds up and makes things . . . bad. They don't fit snugly like panties. But most men's underwear isn't snug. Presumably pantyhose for men would be roomier in the crotch, and perhaps the extra airflow would help. Or maybe you'd get prickly heat rash on your nads.

Don't stop

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

syscall girl posted:

Don't, stop!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rolo posted:

Ew man who the gently caress would wear cargo shorts?

I wear cargo shorts. One pair is even vaguely camo.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hose are very uncomfortable.

That being said, people should be able to wear whatever they want.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Hose are very uncomfortable.

That being said, people should be able to wear whatever they want.

Picnic Princess approves of BDSM furries in full fursuits with ballgags in public

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Finally! Something to replace my Sup-hose Socks!

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

PCOS Bill posted:

Picnic Princess approves of BDSM furries in full fursuits with ballgags in public

Unironically better than cargo shorts.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chitin posted:

Unironically better than cargo shorts.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Godmotherfuckingdammit why the hell aren't these called MANtyhose?

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Oct 30, 2009

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Godmotherfuckingdammit why the hell aren't these called MANtyhose?

Read the bottom line in that image

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Godmotherfuckingdammit why the hell aren't these called MANtyhose?

Great job, genius.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




PCOS Bill posted:

Read the bottom line in that image

Oh, Jesus Christ. :shepicide:

Well, then. I'll just be off to get my eyes checked.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

No, but it was a gypsy cab.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Oh, Jesus Christ. :shepicide:

Well, then. I'll just be off to get my eyes checked.

Off you go to the optoMENtrist!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

PCOS Bill posted:

I wear cargo shorts. One pair is even vaguely camo.

There's nothing wrong with cargo shorts, as long as they aren't being worn to job interviews. But goons gotta goon: my preferences are the only preferences.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

morallyobjected posted:

mods please change my name to Belligerently Unresponsive

It describes my first marriage perfectly.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


Surprisingly effective barriers

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gorilla Salad posted:

It describes marriage perfectly.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
can we start again?

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skeeballcore
Mar 17, 2009

QUACKTASTIC posted:

can we start again?



GO BACK TO WHAT IT MEANT BACK THEN

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