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hey guys back to the future said we should have hover boards and flying cars by now... drat capitalists!!!
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Rudd's dad died this week and May still forced her to go in her place https://twitter.com/matt_dathan/status/870005670661304320
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Party Boat posted:Rudd's dad died this week and May still forced her to go in her place holy poo poo may
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Party Boat posted:Rudd's dad died this week and May still forced her to go in her place lol she's an actual goddamn monster
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May 31, 2017 22:02
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:so do you always just believe anything that is written in the daily express lol the post wasn't really about the Daily Press, dipshit
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May 31, 2017 22:04
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why was May even picked to be Conservative leader in the first place? does she know where all the 8 year olds are buried?
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May 31, 2017 22:06
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:why was May even picked to be Conservative leader in the first place? does she know where all the 8 year olds are buried? they needed an actual leader who wasn't explicitly anti-brexit, which is why cameron and much of his crew couldn't stay on or take his place. orginally it was supposed to bojo but gove stabbed him in the back but it turned into murder-suicide. may swept in and everyone kind of went along with it.
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:why was May even picked to be Conservative leader in the first place? does she know where all the 8 year olds are buried? - Bojo The Clown who was stabbed in the back by - Nasty Fishman Gove who sent texts around the party using tory election back channels destroying Bojo, and himself - Tess May who was just sort of there - Angela Leadsom who said 'Tess has diabetes and no kids so she'd be poo poo' and instantly destroyed her own chances because of it
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May 31, 2017 22:11
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oh yeah forgot about Leadsom destroying her chances in like 30 minutes lol
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on the Labour side btw it went like this: Jeremy Corbyn so roundly backstabbed that he literally couldn't get enough MPs to back him to put him on the ticket for his own re-election without a special meeting of the NEC (more or less our DNC). Then after it was established he was probably deserving of a shot at his own defence, he left the meeting, at which point they put a £25 fee on new members getting to vote after he was gone and couldn't vote against it, lol. Angela "Screamin'" Eagle then swooped in to try to take out J-Corbz on a "he is bad" (sorta) and hates women (ehh)" ticket and was pushed out of the way by dick pill merchant Owen Smith who had the temerity to suggest he was the real voice for women in Labour (lol) and who was such a charisma vacuum and ideological unknown that he couldn't take out an incumbent with less parliamentary and public support than dengue fever (only recently turned around by this election courtesy of May's shockingly poo poo performance more than owt else).
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May 31, 2017 22:22
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Le Corbyniesier
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jBrereton posted:on the Labour side btw it went like this: it's unpopular idiots all the way down mate
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if you're a corncob but also an orb at the same time does it cancel out or what
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Orbin' for Corbyn
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May 31, 2017 22:40
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logikv9 posted:if you're a corncob but also an orb at the same time does it cancel out or what that's a quantum and metaphysical impossibility
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Stabbatical posted:that's a quantum and metaphysical impossibility but it was foretold 
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Massaging my orbs to generate power for Corb
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logikv9 posted:if you're a corncob but also an orb at the same time does it cancel out or what no u just get a corbyn
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he only has the -yn in his name cause he parents thought corb was too on the nose
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May 31, 2017 22:46
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...c-c-c-corbcob??
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May 31, 2017 22:46
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"Jeremy Corbyn victorious" is an anagram of "u jive, tory corncob misery"
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May 31, 2017 22:57
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tfw when you're drunk on national news https://twitter.com/Channel4News/st...D346%23lastpost
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May 31, 2017 23:03
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the best result of corbyn somehow winning would be how fuckin mad the labour party would be about it also it'd be a huge boost to 2017 being the best year after 2016 was the worst year the world has seen since the chicxulub impact event
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May 31, 2017 23:07
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Jose posted:tfw when you're drunk on national news
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May 31, 2017 23:08
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Party Boat posted:"Jeremy Corbyn victorious" is an anagram of "u jive, tory corncob misery" "corncob misery, u jive tory"
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May 31, 2017 23:09
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financially racist posted:the best result of corbyn somehow winning would be how fuckin mad the labour party would be about it labour are going to lose but it isn't likely to be a landslide any more and that means the tories may decide to get rid of may lol
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May 31, 2017 23:10
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He literally did the blinky ben "uhhh if you'll just uh let me answer the question that's uh how it NORMALLY works" lmao pisshead wastrel secretary for leaving the european union
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May 31, 2017 23:12
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Jose posted:labour are going to lose but it isn't likely to be a landslide any more and that means the tories may decide to get rid of may lol Jacob Rees-Mogg for neo-Tory PM imo.
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May 31, 2017 23:13
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Jose posted:labour are going to lose but it isn't likely to be a landslide any more and that means the tories may decide to get rid of may lol surely they wouldn't turn on their beloved mummy?
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May 31, 2017 23:15
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when labour lose this election i hope all the right wingers get purged https://twitter.com/britainelects/s...er%3D347%23pti7
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May 31, 2017 23:17
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:surely they wouldn't turn on their beloved mummy?
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jBrereton posted:on the Labour side btw it went like this: Didn't things start to turn around when Labour published their platform, though?
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Hodgepodge posted:Didn't things start to turn around when Labour published their platform, though? yes and the idiot MPs will learn nothing of value when hen loses the election they helped him lose
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May 31, 2017 23:22
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Hodgepodge posted:Didn't things start to turn around when Labour published their platform, though?
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May 31, 2017 23:24
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turns otu decades of neoliberalism made people want a left wing platform
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jBrereton posted:Yes it was """""""""""accidentally""""""""""" leaked by I dunno tom watson or some other fuckwit and the public basically said "hmm this is good" much to everyone's surprise yeah, they seem wedded to the idea that corbyn and his policies are toxic, and if this thread is any indication that's mostly a self-fulfilling prophecy that people buy into and will feed even if actual events contradict it
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Tories tripping on their dick and falling into a minority government is a win imo
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Hodgepodge posted:Didn't things start to turn around when Labour published their platform, though? When the platform was leaked and the election broadcast rules came into effect, yeah.
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