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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

jesus loving christ that rapist has gotten fat, at what point will his head no longer fit in his helmet?

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

xzzy posted:

I like how a dude smuggling fish is a bigger story than the turd of a game we all sat through.

i mean he's literally just a red wings octopus guy rooting for a different team, nothing new there, but pekka rinne made history with the worst performance by save percentage in playoff history

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

ThinkTank posted:

Citizen Tayne (he of the repetitive "The Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup" posts) went on at length about how the company he worked for was a sponsor of the Pens and that he'd get to have his photo taken with the Stanley Cup last summer. He reminded everyone basically every day for a month. Eventually, he ended up getting to do exactly that and posted the picture you see above (initially with a smaller bar so you could see his crinkled khakis and bulging gut). I guess he thought we'd be jealous or he imagines himself as some sort of genuine heel character? I dunno.

Anyways, it was great.
Gotcha, thanks. I remember the "gonna win" posts from last season but stopped following the forum before the cup visit posts.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

bewbies posted:

jesus loving christ that rapist has gotten fat, at what point will his head no longer fit in his helmet?

Gotten? He was always fat

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

ElwoodCuse posted:

Gotten? He was always fat

Nah, he's just 70's big!

http://70sbig.com/about/

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ThinkTank posted:

Citizen Tayne (he of the repetitive "The Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup" posts) went on at length about how the company he worked for was a sponsor of the Pens and that he'd get to have his photo taken with the Stanley Cup last summer. He reminded everyone basically every day for a month. Eventually, he ended up getting to do exactly that and posted the picture you see above (initially with a smaller bar so you could see his crinkled khakis and bulging gut). I guess he thought we'd be jealous or he imagines himself as some sort of genuine heel character? I dunno.

Anyways, it was great.

That was actually a coworker of mine, because I didn't have time to run to the conference room and get my picture with the cup.

Y'all sat here making fun of some guy's pants for weeks and he doesn't even post here. lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fifty Three posted:

Gotcha, thanks. I remember the "gonna win" posts from last season but stopped following the forum before the cup visit posts.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup again.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Citizen Tayne posted:

That was actually a coworker of mine, because I didn't have time to run to the conference room and get my picture with the cup.

Y'all sat here making fun of some guy's pants for weeks and he doesn't even post here. lmao
I dunno, man, you said it was you twice. I don't even care about your pants, I promise.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
this is the loving discourse we get for the finals matchup this year. catfish and some fat guy next to the cup, from last year.

anyone remember when there used to be things like body-checks and great goals and great saves?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

bewbies posted:

this is the loving discourse we get for the finals matchup this year. catfish and some fat guy next to the cup, from last year.

anyone remember when there used to be things like body-checks and great goals and great saves?

League needs another Torres or Cooke to save the game.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Yeah, before confederate hockey and hot wings ruined my life.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

xzzy posted:

League needs another Torres or Cooke to save the game.

James Neal vs Tom Sestito

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Citizen Tayne posted:

That was actually a coworker of mine, because I didn't have time to run to the conference room and get my picture with the cup.

Y'all sat here making fun of some guy's pants for weeks and he doesn't even post here. lmao

lol that attempted save was about as good as Rinne's in game 1

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Citizen Tayne posted:

That was actually a coworker of mine, because I didn't have time to run to the conference room and get my picture with the cup.

Y'all sat here making fun of some guy's pants for weeks and he doesn't even post here. lmao

Citizen Tayne posted:

The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the Stanley Cup, and they brought it to my office because my company is a big sponsor. Here I am, posing with the Stanley Cup (which the Pittsburgh Penguins won).



Citizen Tayne posted:

The Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup, just like I said they would, and there I am touching it. Eat my balls, fuckers.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Lowtax is the best for never deleting posts.

get rekt son

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
lol just loving lol

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


fuckin :laffo:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

i'm not owned! i'm not owned!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

yellowcar posted:

i'm not owned! i'm not owned!

quoting this for posterity after the penguins win the stanley cup again

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



lmao

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007


That made my day, thank you

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:thurman:

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

:worship:

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
Now this, THIS is good SCF posting.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Yinz ate his balls. Smh

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Omg lmao

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

"that's not even me you idiots, that's my coworker. i was too busy making out with my girlfriend to get my picture taken. she goes to another school"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
this thread is kinda sad imho

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Kilza mvp

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
Holy poo poo, i'm happy i followed this thread

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

bump_fn posted:

this thread is kinda sad imho

Hmm

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


bump_fn posted:

this thread is kinda sad imho

Please don't sign your posts.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Just lmao at the last two pages

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
That loving Cafeteria looks exactly like Dicks Sporting Goods corporate fuckin cafeteria. They sponsor the Pens too. They also brought the cup in when they won it last time. Prob some lovely downtown bank though. Every cafeteria looks the same.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

bump_fn posted:

this thread is kinda sad imho

This.

Except amazing.

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
I hope wonder if Tayne vanishes now like that Philadelphia juggalo who was spiky or something, but I suppose not..

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Porrima posted:

I hope wonder if Tayne vanishes now like that Philadelphia juggalo who was spiky or something, but I suppose not..

I've been a thorn in the side of management but that wasn't actually me it was a co-worker.

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

bewbies posted:

this is the loving discourse we get for the finals matchup this year. catfish and some fat guy next to the cup, from last year.

anyone remember when there used to be things like body-checks and great goals and great saves?
I remember. But then Monday happened.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

Kilza with the :fork: god drat

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Porrima posted:

I hope wonder if Tayne vanishes now like that Philadelphia juggalo who was spiky or something, but I suppose not..

:rip: evilwaldo

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