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Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Hey Tayneo, what a smoldering fuckin burn. Almost a whole year of people thinking a picture was you when SIKE it wasn't. gently caress dude, hope you upload that poo poo to YouTube.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Flyinglemur posted:

Maybe you should start knowing that you will own everyone here and stop posting.

Why would I stop posting once I've owned everyone here? lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Captain Internet posted:

Hey Tayneo, what a smoldering fuckin burn. Almost a whole year of people thinking a picture was you when SIKE it wasn't. gently caress dude, hope you upload that poo poo to YouTube.

Yeah, it's incredible how a bunch of mental children literally kept reposting a picture of someone who doesn't even post here for a year and hating on it. big lmaos all around.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup, again. And you all are going to be a bunch of giant loving babies about it, and about your teams being poo poo. I'm going to laugh about it for another year. lmao.

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
no drunk posting, friend.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
:yikes:

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
None of that changes the fact that you tried to lie to get out of the fact that you look like a shlub in real life.

Also, not sure how salty of a fan I am about the Pens winning. Can you explain that one to me?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
shouldn't you be riding the T

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Flyinglemur posted:

None of that changes the fact that you tried to lie to get out of the fact that you look like a shlub in real life.

lol dude that picture isn't me. Everyone is still posting about that picture and it isn't me. It's a coworker of mine I asked to let me post it. The entire point was that the Cup was here and not in your lovely town, who was touching it didn't matter.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I can skate backwards and I think we should all post some hot takes about the game and not about crinkly khakis or whatever the gently caress.

Notably, the Pens if they win this cup are doing it in the most bullshit fashion a team ever could. At least, if we believe in Corsi.

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
I jacked off in the stanley cup. enjoy that in your town. owned lmao

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

So you either lied a year ago and it wasn't you, or you lied this week and it was you.

Either way you should probably quiet down because you got owned.

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Ginette Reno posted:

I can skate backwards and I think we should all post some hot takes about the game and not about crinkly khakis or whatever the gently caress.

Notably, the Pens if they win this cup are doing it in the most bullshit fashion a team ever could. At least, if we believe in Corsi.

hot take: the penguins will win the stanley cup again. hopefully the seas will then rise and kill us all.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Ginette Reno posted:

I can skate backwards and I think we should all post some hot takes about the game and not about crinkly khakis or whatever the gently caress.

Notably, the Pens if they win this cup are doing it in the most bullshit fashion a team ever could. At least, if we believe in Corsi.

I can also skate backwards and have even scored an actual goal in a game with NHL Alumni on the ice with me and I approve this message. I apologize for participating in Khakigate.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


xzzy posted:

So you either lied a year ago and it wasn't you, or you lied this week and it was you.

Either way you should probably quiet down because you got owned.

lol yes, I was completely owned by the Stanley Cup being in my town and also I was completely owned by a bunch of haters talking poo poo on someone who doesn't even post here and saving his picture for a year. It was me who was owned and not a bunch of people who saved a picture for a year and kept reposting it.

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Citizen Tayne posted:

lol yes, I was completely owned by the Stanley Cup being in my town and also I was completely owned by a bunch of haters talking poo poo on someone who doesn't even post here and saving his picture for a year. It was me who was owned and not a bunch of people who saved a picture for a year and kept reposting it.

you owned us all by posting a pic of some schlub with the stanley cup in a cafeteria. we all know how you scored the game winning goal, friend.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


My coworker is incredibly impressed at becoming a SAS superstar based on six inches of his pants being visible.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
maybe instead of catfish nashville should try throwing a goalie out on the ice

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?

Ginette Reno posted:

I can skate backwards and I think we should all post some hot takes about the game and not about crinkly khakis or whatever the gently caress.

Notably, the Pens if they win this cup are doing it in the most bullshit fashion a team ever could. At least, if we believe in Corsi.

Here lies Guentzel. He always scored.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Mormon Juggernaut posted:

you owned us all

yes, god bless Crosby

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Tayne, All this time I thought that was you that had touched the cup. Because that's what you told us. Wow. Like egg on my face, I guess.

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Schremp Howard posted:

Here lies Guentzel. He always scored.

I would like Guentzel if he was on any other team.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Pornographic Memory posted:

maybe instead of catfish nashville should try throwing a goalie out on the ice

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Wonderllama posted:

Tayne, All this time I thought that was you that had touched the cup. Because that's what you told us. Wow. Like egg on my face, I guess.

Transubstantiation counts in hockey. If a Pittsburgh fan touches the Cup, I have touched the Cup.

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
Truly, all humans in history have touched the cup.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Mormon Juggernaut posted:

Truly, all humans in history have touched the cup.

I am buoyed by the haters who post here and kept a picture of someone who doesn't even post here for a year and made fun of his pants.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

Truly, all humans in history have touched the cup.

Trigger warning: bewbies/mind taker

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I have a picture of myself and Scotty Bowman with the Cup, at Scotty's barber shop.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


*Sidney Crosby develops the power of teleportation in order to score multiple goals at the same time*

SAS Poster: "Looks like his pants weren't properly ironed."

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Citizen Tayne posted:

lol dude that picture isn't me. Everyone is still posting about that picture and it isn't me. It's a coworker of mine I asked to let me post it. The entire point was that the Cup was here and not in your lovely town, who was touching it didn't matter.

Hhaha that picture wasn't even me stop roasting it because it isn't me even though I totally said it was and now that everyone is making fun of it it's just not me c'mon guys stop it you're jerks

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Technetium posted:

Hhaha that picture wasn't even me stop roasting it because it isn't me even though I totally said it was and now that everyone is making fun of it it's just not me c'mon guys stop it you're jerks

Nice meltdown

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Citizen Tayne posted:

*Sidney Crosby develops the power of teleportation in order to score multiple goals at the same time*

SAS Poster: "Looks like his pants weren't properly ironed."

Haha just kidding, that wasn't Sidney Crosby. That was a co-worker. drat. Protect ya neck, haters

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
Citizen Tayne is what we in Pittsburgh refer to as a yinzer.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I don't know a lot about hockey but it seems like the Penguins are good. Think they will win the Cup.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Benson Cunningham posted:

Citizen Tayne is what we in Pittsburgh refer to as a yinzer.

I'm not even from Pittsburgh, I moved here from Philadelphia. I was literally a Phillies and Flyers fan until 2002.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Citizen Tayne posted:

Nice meltdown

Hhaha nice meltdown guy who is totally mad and melting down on the online posting forum, good job

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Feels Villeneuve posted:

I don't know a lot about hockey but it seems like the Penguins are good. Think they will win the Cup.

So, do you think the Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm not even from Pittsburgh, I moved here from Philadelphia. I was literally a Phillies and Flyers fan until 2002.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm not even from Pittsburgh, I moved here from Philadelphia. I was literally a Phillies and Flyers fan until 2002.

No one's interested in your story about overcoming a birth defect.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Technetium posted:

Hhaha nice meltdown guy who is totally mad and melting down on the online posting forum, good job

Exactly, what a nice meltdown you're posting. Stop being so mad! lol

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