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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Citizen Tayne posted:

So, do you think the Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup?

Seems pretty likely, OP.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Benson Cunningham posted:

No one's interested in your story about overcoming a birth defect.

*random passerby looks in your window*

"Hey buddy, turn your monitor on!"

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Benson Cunningham posted:

No one's interested in your story about overcoming a birth defect.
Holy Christ :perfect:

Benson Cunningham posted:

Citizen Tayne is what we in Pittsburgh refer to as a yinzer.
Goddamn if this isn't the truth.

Go Pengwings etc etc but more importantly gently caress Yinzers.

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

Seems pretty likely, OP.

i agree. I think the Pittsburgh Penguins are going to win the Stanley Cup.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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Fifty Three posted:

Goddamn if this isn't the truth.

Go Pengwings etc etc but more importantly gently caress Yinzers.

I'm from Philly, bitch

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Flyinglemur posted:

I have a pic of me with the Cup in Toronto at the HoF. BFD.

Same, from 2000.

In fact, here it is.



Man, those black boxes just come out of loving nowhere!

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Mormon Juggernaut posted:

hot take: the penguins will win the stanley cup again. hopefully the seas will then rise and kill us all.

Pittsburgh will still be here after all the ice caps melt, check and mate

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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ElwoodCuse posted:

Pittsburgh will still be here after all the ice caps melt, check and mate

<3

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Citizen Tayne posted:

Exactly, what a nice meltdown you're posting. Stop being so mad! lol

Post the picture of you (your pretend coworker) with the stanley cup again even tho everyone has literally had the opportunity to take a picture with the stanley cup themselves and no one cares because it's the cup

Miss Lonelyhearts
Mar 22, 2003


Holy poo poo these last 2 pages are complete garbage

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm from Philly, bitch
So doubly gently caress your shtick, then. As a Person That Actually Grew Up Near Pittsburgh, you suck.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm not even from Pittsburgh, I moved here from Philadelphia. I was literally a Phillies and Flyers fan until 2002.

drat man. That is some game of thrones level betrayal poo poo right there.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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Technetium posted:

Post the picture of you (your pretend coworker) with the stanley cup again even tho everyone has literally had the opportunity to take a picture with the stanley cup themselves and no one cares because it's the cup

Hey man, show me you with the Stanley Cup. I'm sure you have a picture of you with the Cup, because judging by your posting you live in Championtown. lmao

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Sorry to derail whatever drama is going on here, but I had a question.

Are Hockey players generally pretty small? Because Malkin is only listed as 6'3" and 195 pounds and he looks like a loving man mountain.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

As usual the referees were a huge disappointment. I realize that they "don't want to affect the game" or whatever dumb poo poo, but also not calling penalties on plays where they should affects the game.

Malkin and Subban fighting looked like they were making out because they were just hugging basically. How is that for hot take

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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Fifty Three posted:

So doubly gently caress your shtick, then. As a Person That Actually Grew Up Near Pittsburgh, you suck.

lmao, I can tell you're from Fayette County. Enjoy your opiatedeath

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
[in Confucius voice] He who talks the most is the one who is owned 99.9% of the time

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
whenever yinz play da game of thrones, yinz win or yinz die.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Hey Tayne, stop shitposting.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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Looten Plunder posted:

Sorry to derail whatever drama is going on here, but I had a question.

Are Hockey players generally pretty small? Because Malkin is only listed as 6'3" and 195 pounds and he looks like a loving man mountain.

Connor Sheary is literally 5'5"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
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iospace posted:

Hey Tayne, stop shitposting.

Is it shitposting when I'm just responding to haters who will never see the Cup in their home town?

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Citizen Tayne posted:

lmao, I can tell you're from Fayette County. Enjoy your opiatedeath
Reachin', bud. I had to look up where Fayette County actually was. Joke's on you, my hometown still suffers from opiatedeath but you couldn't even get the direction right.

Matt Zerella posted:

whenever yinz play da game of thrones, yinz win or yinz die.
This is how you post.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Looten Plunder posted:

Sorry to derail whatever drama is going on here, but I had a question.

Are Hockey players generally pretty small? Because Malkin is only listed as 6'3" and 195 pounds and he looks like a loving man mountain.

You consider 6'3" small? Also, skates add several inches.

Also Malkin is hunched over, so that probably doesn't help.

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Apr 7, 2003
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Fifty Three posted:

Reachin', bud. I had to look up where Fayette County actually was. Joke's on you, my hometown still suffers from opiatedeath but you couldn't even get the direction right.

This is how you post.

I'm glad of it.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Duckman2008 posted:

drat man. That is some game of thrones level betrayal poo poo right there.

He probably just got his rear end beat by a bunch of Philly fans for being such an insufferable prick that he came sniveling over to Pittsburgh. More of a Ephialtes-type story really.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Citizen Tayne posted:

Hey man, show me you with the Stanley Cup. I'm sure you have a picture of you with the Cup, because judging by your posting you live in Championtown. lmao

I had a picture with the Stanley Cup when they brought it to New Brunswick of all places, the home of lobster and ???????. The very definition of Championtown.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Citizen Tayne posted:

Is it shitposting when I'm just responding to haters who will never see the Cup in their home town?

Your hometown is philly though?

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Apr 7, 2003
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Infidel Castro posted:

He probably just got his rear end beat by a bunch of Philly fans for being such an insufferable prick that he came sniveling over to Pittsburgh. More of a Ephialtes-type story really.

This guy's team has never won anything ever, and he's very mad about it.

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Technetium posted:

I had a picture with the Stanley Cup when they brought it to New Brunswick of all places, the home of lobster and ???????. The very definition of Championtown.

Jesus gently caress, send me the Lobster

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I don't have a hockey team in my city. Seems I will never touch the Stanley Cup.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Tayne, I understand your team is doing well. I understand you are two games away from winning the cup again.

But this is your 2nd strike. Stop. Shitposting.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Here's a picture of me with A Cup



And here's one of you with B Cup

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Citizen Tayne posted:

This guy's team has never won anything ever, and he's very mad about it.

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Apr 7, 2003
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iospace posted:

Tayne, I understand your team is doing well. I understand you are two games away from winning the cup again.

But this is your 2nd strike. Stop. Shitposting.

You mean Victoryposting.

Fact of the matter: The Penguins are a dynasty. We are in the middle of that dynasty solidifying.

Embrace the Penguinsposting. Pittsburgh!

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Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Citizen Tayne posted:

Jesus gently caress, send me the Lobster

No it's too expensive.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
This game has a pass off pad and the gay slapfight is dominating play

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I checked and it seems like places like Long Island and Edmonton used to win a lot of cups, so it doesn't really seem very prestigious.

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer

myron cope posted:

You consider 6'3" small? Also, skates add several inches.

Also Malkin is hunched over, so that probably doesn't help.

I know it's not "small" but I'm 6'3" (and weigh more than 195) and I don't feel like I'd look as big as him out on the ice. I kind of consider 6' to be an "average" for an athlete and I wouldn't have thought 3 inches would make someone look huge unless the norm in hockey is more like 5'9" or something.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

I am convinced he's a complex anti-Pittsburgh troll. :tinfoil:

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Fifty Three posted:

I am convinced he's a complex anti-Pittsburgh troll. :tinfoil:

Nah. This is Taynes schtick and I enjoy it because 90% of PAS are chicken little as all hell.

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