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DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


That cover photo just screams "Rape you next week"

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Motherfucking animals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 13:10 on May 31, 2017

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Motherfucking animals

wanna fac some milk ? à'çf

Wow, steve

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005


This is a good thread

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Palpek posted:

The Steve thing is on every second Troll Sexy Actress post. I think it's supposed to be an emote of Steve Jobs, maybe the one where he's holding his chin thinking. Knowing this still doesn't help understanding what the hell it's supposed to convey though.

'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow'

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Palpek posted:

The Steve thing is on every second Troll Sexy Actress post. I think it's supposed to be an emote of Steve Jobs, maybe the one where he's holding his chin thinking. Knowing this still doesn't help understanding what the hell it's supposed to convey though.

sounds like you're carrying around a lot of emotional bhabbage

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

my rod faccing explode with shagging when u c bhabhi polite smile

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
All I remember about ME2 aside from the action is the camera always angled right up Miranda's butthole and how she added R to a bunch of words.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Glenn Quebec posted:

All I remember about ME2 aside from the action is the camera always angled right up Miranda's butthole and how she added R to a bunch of words.
Confused Goons Posting In Confused Indian Men Posting On Facebook Porn Groups Megathread

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Glenn Quebec posted:

All I remember about ME2 aside from the action is the camera always angled right up Miranda's butthole and how she added R to a bunch of words.

a real shame they couldn't focus on her plumpy navel more

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lmao. Put that hosed up post on my epitaph.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
okay, what's with all the specific numbers? It's quite strange. 15cm, 15 minutes, pennies.

Cum Galleon
Oct 16, 2004

Your shipment has arrived.
If the whole rear end was visible would that be a ten minute fap? What about only one thigh, would that be 7.5 mins of fapping?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Tired Moritz posted:

okay, what's with all the specific numbers? It's quite strange. 15cm, 15 minutes, pennies.

There's a reason so many Indians become engineers

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Saw her navel, shagged my rod for 1.5 days straight

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

So basically modern Indian dudes like this are just possessed by the ghosts of Victorian-era British men, who would shag their rod for weeks after spotting the briefest glimpse of an ankle.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
eat your hearts navels out, girls

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I looked up this "sahrok khan" (shahrukh khan) and I feel bad for Indian women if this is supposed to be the hottest guy in the country or something.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

HoAssHo posted:

I looked up this "sahrok khan" (shahrukh khan) and I feel bad for Indian women if this is supposed to be the hottest guy in the country or something.
Seriously. What the heck

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
more real busty cows

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

a hole-y ghost posted:

Seriously. What the heck



everyone hates sahrok

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

No, dear God, NO!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
someone post the poster that had like 15 little examples of bad women I want to lol @ it again.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

HoAssHo posted:

I looked up this "sahrok khan" (shahrukh khan) and I feel bad for Indian women if this is supposed to be the hottest guy in the country or something.

You people need to YouTube Hrithik Roshan.

Shah Rukh is just a cool, charismatic dude and good at what he does.

https://youtu.be/WGXmDsOwW4k

Gatts fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Jun 1, 2017

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


When your mixtape too fire

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


i have no big dreams, i just want this look from my bhabhi once

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Gatts posted:

You people need to YouTube Hrithik Roshan.

Shah Rukh is just a cool, charismatic dude and good at what he does.

https://youtu.be/WGXmDsOwW4k

Jesus Christ

Imagine if all the worst parts of all the 2000's era dance movies were in every movie your country produces

How does everyone not die from shame?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Dancing is the least of your worries in mystical India.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Found it. Hell yeah, ride me to Goa on your motorbike, outside with the hair open :allears:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
bad girl bad girl
what you gonna do
what you gonna do when she goes to goa

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
loving the evil smile on "falls in love in park" and the really lazy-looking porno-watcher

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Lots of gems in that but "has breasts" is objectively the funniest.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
man they even gave Lechery Lady sunglasses they're obviously trying to make it look cool

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Monkey Fracas posted:

man they even gave Lechery Lady sunglasses they're obviously trying to make it look cool
I think those are compound eyes to see his boihole 1000x over

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!
That brazen hussy, with her pouting and eating too much/too less and non-round rotis :argh:

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Can't make round rotis! I should have noticed!

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

DynamiteSurprise posted:



When your mixtape too fire

You wouldn't download a bhabhi

naem
May 29, 2011

Sydney Bottocks posted:

That brazen hussy, with her pouting and eating too much/too less and non-round rotis :argh:

has breasts??

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

naem posted:

has breasts??

Yes she inbox me

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