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Ooh I have one GTA IV driving physics > GTA V driving physics
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 00:45 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 03:19 |
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Victoria Revolutions is the best Paradox game.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 00:48 |
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food court bailiff posted:bioware games are trash on a level that really outshines how trashy other trash video games are I kind of like Mass Effect, but fans' obsession with the "romance" options baffles me considering how awful that poo poo was.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 00:49 |
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food court bailiff posted:bioware games are trash on a level that really outshines how trashy other trash video games are yeah this the story is so bad it makes spec ops the line look like the loving illiad
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 01:11 |
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sheperd.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 01:13 |
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my experience with mass effect was me going into the whole experience doe eyed after reading all of the incredible press the game recieved and all of the hype from everyone i knew about how there was so much content in the game. but the second i tried to do side quests and stuff but the small handful were really lame and didn't seem to confer much benefit like equipment or guns and its not like the writing was compelling so i just kind of floated through the game till the end. i was going to type that i didn't play the ending but i googled it and i guess i did, i just didn't remember any of it. no romance options ever came up and i have no clue how it even happens. it felt like it was completely half baked and the absolute bare minimum amount of game necessary to be a 'open world rpg with branching paths' i see people with N7 tattos and it blows my loving mind the best part of the game were the lander where you roamed around in a hilarious moon buggy but its a shame each of those zones had like, one or two areas to do things in tops
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:25 |
Yeah but you can gently caress an alien that has to live in a space suit at all times or she dies
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:56 |
The best Civilization is Sid Meier's Civilization for MS-DOS. It had the right amount of complexity.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 02:58 |
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Jeza posted:cod: mw was a more seminal game in terms of design than hl2 this is an interesting and good wrong opinion, I'm not even sure it's wrong.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 03:00 |
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why are aliens in media always so relateable i want alien aliens dammit. not more humans in makeup bullshit let me gently caress an Elder Thing or Shub Niggurath and then we'll talk about cool alien sex
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 03:26 |
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Making fictional characters relatable is how you end up with stuff like this.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 03:40 |
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mass effect 1 was pretty good and it felt like i was wandering around inside a decent facsimile of a david brin novel mass effect 2 was decent but all the new characters were shite except green assassin cancer bugman maybe, and the game itself got weaker and weaker the closer you got to the end. and the end was embarrassing nonsense mass effect 3 was incoherent tits 'n' explosions trash and every surface in that game was highly reflective for no loving reason and that pissed me the hell off I really wonder how the second and third games woulda turned out if EA hadn't snapped bioware up. i am positive that there were a whole bunch of meetings where some shithead with a haircut that cost money was all "what the gently caress is 'space opera'? people don't care about that. they want to blow things up and crank off"
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 03:54 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:i see people with N7 tattos and it blows my loving mind "oh yeah so they collect people and turn them into... liquid metal and... build a giant evil human alien space robot out of them. out of the people they melted down. into human metal. it has a big metal skull and glowing eyes and you shoot it in its eyes, to kill it" MmmMmMmmMMMmm thats good Science Fiction. what I'm trying to say is gamers, are bad
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:10 |
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my apparently unpopular opinion is that me1's story was good and holds up
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:13 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:my apparently unpopular opinion is that me1's story was good and holds up
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:15 |
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Mass effect pissed me off. why take a perfectly good game system like Knights of the Old Republic, and turn it into a real time shooter
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:18 |
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the following games are good: mass effect andromeda no mans sky mass effect 3 halo 4 Civilization Beyond Earth fight me irl
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:21 |
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Fojar38 posted:the following games are good: i won't fight you, it is clear that you have already suffered enough brain damage
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:23 |
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Fojar38 posted:the following games are good:
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:28 |
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I liked Beyond Earth too
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:32 |
beyond earth was a mental excersize in "what if we made alpha centauri but completly lovely"? and it really works in that regard
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:33 |
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VideoTapir posted:Phantasy Star Online, while not a bad game, was not a proper Phantasy Star game. Agreed. Phantasy star 4 is the best Sega Genesis RPG game and has a badass soundtrack.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:34 |
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2 was better
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:37 |
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furthermore the witcher 2 is bad
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:40 |
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Persona 5 is easy even on Hard difficulty if you've ever played a main line SMT game. The style and social links almost make up for it, but I liked 3 and 4 more.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:41 |
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VideoTapir posted:2 was better No.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:48 |
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*exhales cigarette smoke coolly* i found the first 2-3 hours of Planescape Torment to consist of wandering around talking to people who all had a million lines of dialogue and it was incredibly boring and I never bothered playing further.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:14 |
people said that, and it put me off playing for years and years. but i've been in a shitload of combat while playing it
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:19 |
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i thought mass effect 2 was one of the best console games of all time play it on insanity and capture it in time before mass effect 3 ruined the series planet scanning was, and still is, the absolute worst thing ever though
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:22 |
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Probing Uranus
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:36 |
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Maybe not that unpopular but: streaming and YouTube ruins games to various degrees. I played Archeage at its launch in the very brief window that it was tolerable (or at least know one knew it was poo poo yet) and a streamer had his guild on the opposite faction. He had a constant horde of idiot fans that lavished him with gifts. His guild was unstoppable.... Until the next streamer bait game and it disappeared overnight, leaving our guild to absolutely stomp but subsequently become the new big bad guys. This is still true for most games: Some of the crazy air spergs in Battlefield post videos for YouTube pennies, and any time you get stomped by a name with .tv in it you just know it's because he's playing all day as his job or side hustle. The minute someone can monetize something, it becomes a race to the bottom. We need Full Games Communism. Every multiplayer game should have a "I have a job" league option where if you play more than 3 hours in a night other than a Friday or Saturday it kicks you out to general pop.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:37 |
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Tower defense games are really fun and good.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:38 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Every multiplayer game should have a "I have a job" league option where if you play more than 3 hours in a night other than a Friday or Saturday it kicks you out to general pop.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:41 |
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HAT FETISH posted:This is... actually a really interesting idea? Like I'm sure you'd get a shitload of try hard players running twink characters/accounts so they can stomp on people in that category but at least it'd limit them to playing with basic equipment only or whatever. For real I'd love to see someone try this. If you did it for something like Battlefield I can't imagine people would be dropping $50 and expack money to smurf, but I bet it would also split and destroy most game communities in real practice. I just want to play multiplayer games without having to go against 12 hour a day insane people who are probably also simultaneously screaming about Trump, sexism, or whatever happens to enrage the chatbox in that session. Give me only matches of disgruntled, tired, half-drunk office workers so we're all on the same level.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:48 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:The minute someone can monetize something, it becomes a race to the bottom. We need Full Games Communism. Video Game Communism would also get rid of the "AAA games and indie games and nothing else" paradigm that we talked about a few pages ago
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 06:09 |
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Jeza posted:cod: mw was a more seminal game in terms of design than hl2 half life 2 was the first time I saw that a video game had succeeded in imitating reality. that sounds like some insane puffery but really if you think about it, before hl2 the closest a game had come to attempting to use directed level design, physics and npc behavior as the foundation of a realistic setting was Jurassic Park Trespasser and it sucked but its design concepts are mostly unused in other games. most modern AAA titles have nothing in common with hl2, their goals are almost completely opposite but modern warfare? yeah. thats what AAA games look up to
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 08:41 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:If you did it for something like Battlefield I can't imagine people would be dropping $50 and expack money to smurf, but I bet it would also split and destroy most game communities in real practice. this is what matchmaking is supposed to do. I've literally never faced anyone on overwatch that I would consider oppressively good. if I get on a roll and tryhard with genji it will dump me into a higher MMR and I start to face people who are like actually communicating with their team
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 08:49 |
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RaySmuckles posted:i thought mass effect 2 was one of the best console games of all time That's exactly why I ditched my Xbox copy, got it on pc and hacked my save files to have 1M of everything the moment I got the ship Your telling me Martin sheen can finance an entire space station, army and fleet but can't throw a few shekels my way for a drat gun?? smdh
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 13:06 |
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beep by grandpa posted:That's exactly why I ditched my Xbox copy, got it on pc and hacked my save files to have 1M of everything the moment I got the ship Hackin some fat stacks is actually very in genre. But i think its fine as long as you dont try to autistically strip mine the milky way, just do it until you feel like doing a mission.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 13:09 |
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beep by grandpa posted:That's exactly why I ditched my Xbox copy, got it on pc and hacked my save files to have 1M of everything the moment I got the ship The funniest tweet I saw about ME3 from someone just starting it was "HEY ILLUSIVE MAN I COULD HAVE USED THESE LEGIONS AND loving LEGIONS OF TROOPS BACK AT THE COLLECTOR BASE BUDDY"
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