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SO WHY DID HE DELETE IT IF IT WAS SOME MASTER STROKE INSIDE JOKE AAAA gently caress EVERYTHING
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It was gone first thing in the morning and millions of people believe there are layers of humor and language to what falls out of his rotted brain and fumbling small hands AAAAAAAAAAAAA end me
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Jun 1, 2017 15:47
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lol that the world's foremost superpower is now collectively melting down over a misspelled tweet.
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my new dog posted:SO WHY DID HE DELETE IT IF IT WAS SOME MASTER STROKE INSIDE JOKE AAAA gently caress EVERYTHING To make the left think it's a conspiracy, dumbass. You're still thinking on 23D level chess terms, they are operating on 24D
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Jun 1, 2017 15:51
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part of me wants to understand the layers to how covfefe was a smart good thing the other part of me desperately wants to die.
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Jun 1, 2017 15:57
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I really appreciate the hmbols and all but I wish Twitter would just ban Trump's account now
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Jun 1, 2017 16:08
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US Embassy to remain in Tel Aviv instead of being moved to Jerusalem Trump breaks another campaign promise.
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Jun 1, 2017 16:11
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I still can't believe the leader of this country is tweeting out gibberish in the middle of the night. It feels like I am living in bad satire that everyone derides for being too unbelievable. The script for our government is written, produced, and directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg.
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Jun 1, 2017 16:11
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Kumo posted:US Embassy to remain in Tel Aviv instead of being moved to Jerusalem okay let's guess the spin. this is a good thing because trump has a peace deal ready to go and
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Jun 1, 2017 16:13
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:okay let's guess the spin. this is a good thing because trump has a peace deal ready to go and ...and it's the resolution that both sides want, just like he promised.
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Jun 1, 2017 16:17
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Uuh that's not what I get  
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Jun 1, 2017 16:26
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I found a lol! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk8ulq3v8HM
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Jun 1, 2017 16:27
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Uuh that's not what I get lol
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Jun 1, 2017 16:31
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 Pictured: Trump's ultra high-dimensional mind being constructed ("Whoops, I crossed a wire. I guess he'll have a 0.5-dimensional mind instead, oh well.") Edit: I guess the embedding didn't work, but too lazy to fix it now. Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Jun 1, 2017 16:33
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am i being picked on by the fake media? hmm let me think * Weigh 350 pounds * Parents were both named drumpf (long story) * Wear a 3 foot tie to the white house every day * Have the word "covfefe" instead of a mouth
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Jun 1, 2017 16:33
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My wife had season 4 of arrested development on and Terry Crews has a line about building a wall on the Mexican border. What sucks is that I didn't notice which episode and I'll be damned if I'm going to watch the whole thing to find it. YouTube didn't come up with anything, either.
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Jun 1, 2017 16:39
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trump is usually pretty good with punctuation if he kan keep it under 140 chars, and makes good use of the ellipsis. covfefe was abrupt and without punctuation. an obvious and innocent mistake that instead turns into yet another web of lies. a word was heard around the world: covfefe - noun - an obvious lie made up to save face once more, with feeling! 
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Jun 1, 2017 16:41
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https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/870301678444171265 Lol the FBI might start investigating Sessions
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Jun 1, 2017 16:43
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Plavski posted:this is your mission should you choose to accept it. lol
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Jun 1, 2017 16:44
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If they had just fessed up it would have been forgotten because we all have our covfefes. I once fell asleep at works and sent out a request to get a requisition for '19949 pidgeaans' approved. That was fun to explain.
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Son of Rodney posted:am i being picked on by the fake media? hmm let me think lol
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Jun 1, 2017 16:47
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Jun 1, 2017 16:49
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So I was out in the woods for a few days and come back to this cavfefe poo poo... I google it and it looks like it has been scrubbed from the internet. Anyone have the original?
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Jun 1, 2017 16:50
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th3t00t posted:So I was out in the woods for a few days and come back to this cavfefe poo poo... I google it and it looks like it has been scrubbed from the internet. Anyone have the original? try spelling it right.
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Jun 1, 2017 16:50
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Also its like literally 5 posts above yours
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Jun 1, 2017 16:52
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rofl "Good gravy! I-say-I-say they have activated mah vay-puhs!" - Jeffery Beauregard Sessions the Thiiiird
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Jun 1, 2017 16:53
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I had CNN on in the background last night and the only thing I remember is the host giggling and asking everyone what covfefe is. If they tried to talk about something else he would stop them and force them to say covfefe. covfefe lol
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Jun 1, 2017 16:53
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th3t00t posted:So I was out in the woods for a few days and come back to this cavfefe poo poo... I google it and it looks like it has been scrubbed from the internet. Anyone have the original? Trump made a typo at the end of an unfinished tweet around midnight and left it up for something like six hours, then over the course of the day everything vaguely humorous about that was slowly ground away E: https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/870307455493918720 Lol so Sessions may have asked Trump to fire Comey while the FBI was investigating him. turn off the TV fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Jun 1, 2017 16:53
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If sleeping around and collecting STDs was Trump's personal 'Nam, I wonder what this is.
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Jun 1, 2017 16:56
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"Nobody gets between me and my cavfefe" - supermodel in Jordache jeans
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Jun 1, 2017 16:56
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I will kill as many white rhinos as it takes to prove my masculinity to Donald Trump Jr. 
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Jun 1, 2017 16:57
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Kumo posted:US Embassy to remain in Tel Aviv instead of being moved to Jerusalem https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/870283089259442176/photo/1
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Jun 1, 2017 17:04
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lmao *shoots self in foot with Dror light machine gun*
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Jun 1, 2017 17:10
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shooting themselves in the foot isn't descriptive enough for the trump administration. More like minigunning their own dicks.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:13
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18th dimensional chess!
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/870310607081398272 https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/870312945359757312 Is this the first time that Trump is directly implicated in one of these meetings? turn off the TV fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Jun 1, 2017 17:17
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Watching Trump burn will be fun but boy howdy watching that racist elf eat poo poo would be orgasmic.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:21
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like seriously if sessions goes down in flames I'm gonna be like that lady from goldeneye who has mudergasms.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:24
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How can I help protect Ken Jennings? I must speak with the orb
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President Donald Trump has exempted his entire senior staff from provisions of his own ethics rules to allow them to work with political and advocacy groups that support the administration. http://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-exempts-entire-senior-staff-from-white-house-ethics-rules lol, nope not a big deal, everything is fine. lol ethics, who needs those.
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