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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

At least it says "your vocabulary" and not "her vocabulary".

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


That's way too blurry to see what's going on. Did #Woke #Brand #Messiah get a pet turd or ... ?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mrmcd posted:

That's way too blurry to see what's going on. Did #Woke #Brand #Messiah get a pet turd or ... ?

it's a dog peeing on her

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

got any sevens posted:

higher topping to crust ratio means more delicious meats before you get full

Same except Chicago style

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012


There's one about the Marines having that problem from Vox.com on Memorial Day.

It went over really well.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Remember when we used to just call people stupid shitheads? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

I actually have no idea who Ed Sheeran is but 'toxic masculinity' is the silliest way to dress up calling someone an insufferable rear end in a top hat.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i read about this and i'm all for it, because i'm so sick of hearing about the loving Fearless Girl
i don't know what i hate more: the "X has a Y problem" headline or the use of "toxic masculinity" in sad headline. regardless, this should be the response to every "problem piece"

also lol at a magazine that got big by showing titties and started by a lecherous old man is complaining about surface-level academic concepts about men

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

get that OUT of my face posted:

also lol at a magazine that got big by showing titties and started by a lecherous old man is complaining about surface-level academic concepts about men

I mean there's been no reason for Playboy to exist anymore since the internet more or less provides an abundance of every type of pornography for little to zero cost. Trying to reinvent as a feminist titty mag is laughable but I understand how they got to this level of desperation.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X1aM-OStCQ

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk



holy gently caress that is depressing as hell to see. veterans as a group do not receive the compensation or care that they were promised they would get, and that's for the lucky ones that come back home. then you've got all of the potential long-term physical and psychological maladies that are correlated with military service, and it's a really fuckin' bleak future you're projecting for your kid. I mean I get the whole OOORAH ARE TROP thing, but that still seems like a really insidious way of trying to promote military service. put a loving yellow ribbon on your car antennae or whatever.

my dad and several of my uncles all spent years in different branches of the military, and they all had the same message for me and my brother - "don't even go into military service they will take the best years of your life from you and leave you with absolutely loving nothing in return". I'm guessing there's other returning service members that have an easier time rationalizing the cognitive dissonance between what they were told and what they were given.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012


i see he's already a double amputee, he's ahead of the curve

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

bahahahaha https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/869978957906620416

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"Dogs are bipartisan"

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Taintrunner posted:

"Dogs are bipartisan"

I didn't even get to that part lol oh my god

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

dogs are all socialists you heard it here first

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

an actual dog posted:

dogs are all socialists you heard it here first

I trust you, an actual dog, on this

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/DogSolutions/status/701991161343426560
https://twitter.com/DogSolutions/status/840794131211395072
https://twitter.com/DogSolutions/status/842565228772704256

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/WilliamTurton/status/869985709192486912

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

an actual dog posted:

dogs are all socialists you heard it here first

Commie.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010


Border Commie

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Typical capitalist fat cat! Trying to keep the working dog down!

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Chieves posted:

Border Commie

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Dreddout posted:

Typical capitalist fat cat! Trying to keep the working dog down!

I know what happens to dogs when they are given wealth. They are just as eager to join the bourgeois against the revolution.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETJt_zbnKk

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

the day that a fb page like Fat rear end Woofers or Long Doggos gets political is the day i stop using the internet

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK9KdJWTfQY

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

i had to go to a high school graduation last week and they got to the scholarships and it's y'know *modest clapping* each time then they get to "and these young adults will be entering the military" and it was a standing ovation with hooting and hollering and the biggest cheer of the night

i don't get military worship

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

sword_man.gif posted:

i had to go to a high school graduation last week and they got to the scholarships and it's y'know *modest clapping* each time then they get to "and these young adults will be entering the military" and it was a standing ovation with hooting and hollering and the biggest cheer of the night

i don't get military worship

for most people in the military they'll dick around a base and then get neat benefits forever
for a select few they'll get to run around a desert and some of em will get blown up or see their friends die

the cheering and support is a two part deal, one because signing up for that is either the dumbest or bravest thing (or incredibly pragmatic if you're playing the odds), and two because if the military didn't have the level of worship/support it did in this country a lot less people would sign up

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


I mean I get how you wanna keep the "social media phenom" gravy train flowing as long as possible, but it's pretty funny how quick he folded because a few mouth breathing redhats yelled at him on Twitter.

With any luck we'll still get the so-bad-it's-funny @DogRatesMAGA which rates dogs but targeting true American Patriots without regard for liebral tears.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

sword_man.gif posted:

i had to go to a high school graduation last week and they got to the scholarships and it's y'know *modest clapping* each time then they get to "and these young adults will be entering the military" and it was a standing ovation with hooting and hollering and the biggest cheer of the night

i don't get military worship

Yeah my high school graduation about 12 (twelve???) years ago had a guy get a standing ovation because he was going into the army. Not a lot of those people showed up to his funeral a year and a half later.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dreddout posted:

Typical capitalist fat cat! Trying to keep the working dog down!

Lenin had cats not dogs :v:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Venom Snake posted:

Lenin had cats not dogs :v:

Nothing wrong with keeping some bourgeois as pets. I myself plan on getting a couple of oil execs.

Just always remember to spay/neuter them.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Peanut President posted:

Yeah my high school graduation about 12 (twelve???) years ago had a guy get a standing ovation because he was going into the army. Not a lot of those people showed up to his funeral a year and a half later.

Yeah but if he managed to have a kid first then at least his descendants will get those sweet, sweet USAA privileges for generations to come.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Weird doublepost

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

WeRateDogs acting like a corporate brand is one of the more surreal things ive seen this year

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I’m Kind Of Into “The Handmaid’s Tale” Life TBH

quote:

I’m really into this show, but maybe not for the reasons you might think. While for many people, this show highlights the dangers of government regulation into women’s reproductive issues and religious liberties, for me, it emphasizes the life that could be. You see, as a new graduate, I’m constantly worried about everything from finding a job to how I’m going to pay down my credit card bill to deferring six figures’ worth of student loan payments. Add on top of that the pressure to find a husband and settle down, and it’s almost too much to bear. Thankfully, The Handmaid’s Tale presents an alternate future for me where all of my financial problems are taken care of, and I can live in peace while being taken care of by a rich, attractive man who I can still sleep with but am encouraged to avoid any commitment to whatsoever. Honestly, this world sounds like heaven.

it keeps getting better after that lol

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


lmfao

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