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| Labour |
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907 | 49.92% |
| Theresa May Team (Conservative) |
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48 | 2.64% |
| Liberal Democrats |
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31 | 1.71% |
| UKIP |
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13 | 0.72% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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25 | 1.38% |
| Green |
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22 | 1.21% |
| Scottish Socialist Party |
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12 | 0.66% |
| Scottish Conservative Party |
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1 | 0.06% |
| Scottish National Party |
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59 | 3.25% |
| Some Kind of Irish Unionist |
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4 | 0.22% |
| Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian |
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3 | 0.17% |
| Some Kind of Irish Nationalist |
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36 | 1.98% |
| Misc. Far Left Trots |
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35 | 1.93% |
| Misc. Far Right Fash |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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49 | 2.70% |
| Space Navies Party |
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39 | 2.15% |
| Independent / Single Issue |
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2 | 0.11% |
| Can't Vote |
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188 | 10.35% |
| Won't Vote |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Spoiled Ballot |
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15 | 0.83% |
| Pissflaps |
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312 | 17.17% |
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Currently smiling as I remember all those smug Tories chortling about spending £3 to vote Corbyn. Hahaha I'd forgotten about this. Can someone dig up the telegraph article encouraging all their readers to do this?
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she's literally running scared of an interviewer who basically hero worships her and even has a picture of her in her twitter header. beyond laughable at this stage.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:39
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Not Operator posted:A lot of their more inhuman moments blend together, so I'd appreciate a reminder: is Gove the one who claps like he just grew hands that morning? Enjoy: 
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Jun 1, 2017 17:39
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dispatch_async posted:Enjoy: It's like if a rudimentary android had an equivalent of a printer test page.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:40
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dispatch_async posted:Enjoy:
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Jun 1, 2017 17:41
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loving lol at trying to be the voice of moral standing at the end there. If these people want to be tory shits they should embrace it.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:42
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You know I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to medication. Not taking SSRIs for a few days makes your body do poo poo like that when you get excited and want to coordinate your body at the same time.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:43
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mediadave posted:Do we know how pollsters have changed their models since 2015? This might answer some of your questions. https://yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/01/pollsters-experimental-election/ Mr. Flunchy posted:Currently smiling as I remember all those smug Tories chortling about spending £3 to vote Corbyn. I hope you get interviewed on TV after Corbyn wins.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:45
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:You know I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to medication. Not taking SSRIs for a few days makes your body do poo poo like that when you get excited and want to coordinate your body at the same time. Those little brain zaps are amaaazzzzinggggg.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:46
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:You know I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to medication. Not taking SSRIs for a few days makes your body do poo poo like that when you get excited and want to coordinate your body at the same time. My guess is that there was a big telly up near the stage or whatever, he suddenly realised he was on camera after a second, tried to compose himself in a suitably ministerial and dignified manner while applauding, and hosed it completely.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:47
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Lord of the Llamas posted:https://twitter.com/election_data/status/870253240163631105 We're going to force these old cunts to have a better life whether they like it or no.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:47
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There's no bad answer to why he clapped like that because at the end of the day, he did literally clap like that.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:48
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Hey since PIGS is the official UKMT tag, does anyone want to do an art and make a square tag for the mobile apps? So long as the app stores don't look at it and hit the Graphic Indecency button it's all good
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Gonzo McFee posted:We're going to force these old cunts to have a better life whether they like it or no. So much for the tolerant left.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:48
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Lord of the Llamas posted:I hope you get interviewed on TV after Corbyn wins. "How do you feel about Corbyn beating May?" "I'm glad she's dead"
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A good laugh to tide you over past dinner: https://twitter.com/nadaburger/status/870318434910953474
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Lord of the Llamas posted:I hope you get interviewed on TV after Corbyn wins. "So what do you think of Prime Minister Corbyn?"  [e]: JeremoudCorbynejad posted:"How do you feel about Corbyn beating May?" 
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:"How do you feel about Corbyn beating May?" I was just thinking you don't have to change the response 
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Jun 1, 2017 17:54
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Oberleutnant posted:Imagine Gove all sweaty and bloated and red faced, smacking and licking his lips as he moves in for a damp slobbery kiss. Reminder that Sarah Vine, Michael Gove's wife, has publicly written articles in the Daily Mail about how she feels having sex with your husband is a horrible chore that you have to grin and bare.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:55
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Party Plane Jones posted:A good laugh to tide you over past dinner: June is turning out to be amazing so far. Is everything sad going to come untrue??
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Jun 1, 2017 17:56
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Gonzo McFee posted:Reminder that Sarah Vine, Michael Gove's wife, has publicly written articles in the Daily Mail about how she feels having sex with your husband is a horrible chore that you have to grin and bare. I'm not complaining about your spelling but "grin and bare" takes on a whole new meaning. I like the idea that Michael Gove's missus is maniacally trying to drive him insane by telling the world how terrible he is in bed.
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:You know I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to medication. Not taking SSRIs for a few days makes your body do poo poo like that when you get excited and want to coordinate your body at the same time. e: It's in Hansard somewhere.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:00
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I thought about doing the other spelling but I imagined that that was wrong because grin and bear it sounds like she's trying to get through it by imagining herself Grizzly Manning her incompetent lover as he fails to "Negotiate Brexit" as it were. And by Grizzly Manning I mean that I imagine Werner Hertzog watching the sex tape before turning to Good Morning Britain and telling them never to play the tape.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:01
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Oberleutnant posted:June is turning out to be amazing so far. Is everything sad going to come untrue?? It’s like the ending of the movie Brazil You see the FBI coming to arrest Nigey and Trump and the rest of the Russian stooges But as the camera slowly pans out from your face it’s just you zoned out in a room with a projector displaying nothing but Trump tweets in front of you
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Jun 1, 2017 18:06
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I have an odd relationship with the film Brazil because when I was young someone recorded a disney film or something over the tape with Brazil on it, but the way they did it, it cuts from near the end of the Disney movie to sort of half way through Brazil and I watched it and got very very confused and a bit disturbed. For a long time I didn't actually realize that it was a separate film because it's sufficiently surreal that I thought it was part of the film I was watching.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:08
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Did anyone mention that Corbyn is now seen as the better PM in London? And Labour are on track to win seats from the Tories in both London and Wales. https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870246512554651648
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Jun 1, 2017 18:08
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Dead Cosmonaut posted:It’s like the ending of the movie Brazil
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Jun 1, 2017 18:10
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oh hell yeah
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Jun 1, 2017 18:14
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David Kurten posted:Climate change is a meaningless phrase. There’s been climate change for the last 3.5 billion years. He's Ukips education spokesman. Words fail me.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:16
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ShredsYouSay posted:He's Ukips education spokesman. Words fail me. I can think of one: what an utter cockwomble
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Jun 1, 2017 18:17
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vodkat posted:I'm not sure what wet and dry tories are, but they sound even more repulsive than your normal run of the mill tory. So the terms have drifted a bit from their original meanings but broadly it's one of the main divisions in the party. The names came about because Thatcher (or possibly one of her advisers) began referring to Geoffrey Howe and a few of her Cabinet who began to advise that monetarist shock therapy had gone too far, especially in light of the Brixton and Toxteth Riots, as being "wet", and the more dead-eyed of her followers started calling themselves "Dries" in contrast. Like I say the definition has drifted a lot over the intervening years (particularly as the party is much more homogeneous economically) and is more to do with attitudes to social policy. It's nowhere near as strong a division as it once was, mainly because they've all got Europe to be divided over instead. FWIW Cameron, Gideon and co were seen as quite wet while Gove, IDS, and Jeremy "Hunt" oval office are all as dry as the grave (and indeed got their cabinet roles purely because Cameron needed to balance the Cabinet to keep the Monday Club onside). May, as with most things, is a windsock who tries to pretend to be both.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:17
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lol if we get a hung parliament and hunt decides to go for leader
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Jun 1, 2017 18:20
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Jose posted:lol if we get a hung parliament and hunt decides to go for leader I'm a little surprised he didn't go for it last year, but that might have been a very wise move - it was always going to be a poisoned chalice, and keeping his head down (his natural response to everything, the weaselly little wanker) might well have been the best move.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:26
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ShredsYouSay posted:He's Ukips education spokesman. Words fail me. It's almost as if it's something we should be concerned about.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:27
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Well, I got this in the post. Needless to say, I knew I had to share it.      Didn't spot their name on the mail-in ballot (which I've already sent off by this point, for  - I realise, considering the political realities, the 'smart' thing to do would be vote Lib Dem, but I think that would be pissing into the wind round this way). Whoops!
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^^^ [e]: What in the flying gently caress  baka kaba posted:Hey since PIGS is the official UKMT tag, does anyone want to do an art and make a square tag for the mobile apps? I have zero artistic talent, but hours before I have to do anything productive or useful, so;    
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Jun 1, 2017 18:27
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Lovechop posted:oh hell yeah motion to refer to Corbyn as Corbzy and the position of Prime Minister as Grime Minister on a permanent basis from now on.
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Jun 1, 2017 18:29
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I'm a little surprised he didn't go for it last year, but that might have been a very wise move - it was always going to be a poisoned chalice, and keeping his head down (his natural response to everything, the weaselly little wanker) might well have been the best move. I like to imagine he went to register his application but got stuck hiding behind a tree until the deadline passed. Yvonmukluk posted:Well, I got this in the post. 2 The Butts
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Jun 1, 2017 18:29
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Yvonmukluk posted:Well, I got this in the post. Started out anarcho syndicalist but lost me around halfway down the page. Also ancap colours are a giveaway, 2/10.
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Still getting emails that are convinced that Labour are going to win Portsmouth South. I really don't think they're going to personally, as the Tories have been properly hammering the election material round here
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