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Labour | 907 | 49.92% | |
Theresa May Team (Conservative) | 48 | 2.64% | |
Liberal Democrats | 31 | 1.71% | |
UKIP | 13 | 0.72% | |
Plaid Cymru | 25 | 1.38% | |
Green | 22 | 1.21% | |
Scottish Socialist Party | 12 | 0.66% | |
Scottish Conservative Party | 1 | 0.06% | |
Scottish National Party | 59 | 3.25% | |
Some Kind of Irish Unionist | 4 | 0.22% | |
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian | 3 | 0.17% | |
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist | 36 | 1.98% | |
Misc. Far Left Trots | 35 | 1.93% | |
Misc. Far Right Fash | 8 | 0.44% | |
Monster Raving Loony | 49 | 2.70% | |
Space Navies Party | 39 | 2.15% | |
Independent / Single Issue | 2 | 0.11% | |
Can't Vote | 188 | 10.35% | |
Won't Vote | 8 | 0.44% | |
Spoiled Ballot | 15 | 0.83% | |
Pissflaps | 312 | 17.17% | |
Total: | 1817 votes |
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Baron Corbyn posted:motion to refer to Corbyn as Corbzy and the position of Prime Minister as Grime Minister on a permanent basis from now on. Jam Uncle will be forever the Jam Uncle of my heart, Grime Minister Is, on the other hand, ACE. Um, despite the legal age for drinking being 18, in europe you can get rekd on non spirits from 16.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:36 |
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If Pissflaps has his forecasted strong showing and labour scrape together enough seats, what's the likelihood of a Pissflaps/Labour coalition?
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:43 |
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TomViolence posted:If Pissflaps has his forecasted strong showing and labour scrape together enough seats, what's the likelihood of a Pissflaps/Labour coalition? I believe would refuse to support a Corbyn-led Labour government, but would refuse to suggest alternative Labour leaders he might serve under
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:44 |
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Guavanaut posted:He's right, there has been climate change for billions of years. Sudden rapid climate change, often microbial in cause, tended to precede mass extinction events. Regional and continental climate change over the past millennia is responsible for the fall of many of the world's great civilizations. Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jun 1, 2017 |
# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:44 |
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TomViolence posted:If Pissflaps has his forecasted strong showing and labour scrape together enough seats, what's the likelihood of a Pissflaps/Labour coalition?
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:49 |
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crater lake is cool as gently caress and i recommend everyone go see it after skimming that xkcd comic. Goatkcd is better too
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:51 |
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Seeing Corbyn bring them up on stage today made me realise Labour should be pushing Keir Starmer/Emily Thornberry/Barry Gardiner as their Brexit negotiation team as opposed to BoJo/David Davis/Liam Fox. One of those teams definitely are a lot more presentable and strong/stable and it's not the Tory team.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:59 |
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Paul.Power posted:XKCD illustrated the issue pretty effectively here - relative to previous changes (since 20,000BC, at least), right now the earth's average temperature is changing really fast. There were some cases where it increased agricultural output or opened new territories, but often it didn't work out so well:
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:59 |
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Paul.Power posted:XKCD illustrated the issue pretty effectively here - relative to previous changes (since 20,000BC, at least), right now the earth's average temperature is changing really fast. Well, the ideal conditions for the upcoming cephalopod civilization aren't gonna make themselves I wonder if the octopuses will run into the same problems. I hope they never invent politics
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 18:59 |
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Not Operator posted:Theresa May is currently sitting under a waterfall, focusing all her ki towards brexit, and you're all going to look like assholes when she reappears. Theresa May as Baruto?
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:03 |
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Party Plane Jones posted:A good laugh to tide you over past dinner: If even 10% of this stuff is true, what were our intelligence services doing? Can anyone just engineer votes now as long as you have the cash? With all the wiretapping and other dodgy poo poo GCHQ does why did it take this long for someone to go "Hmmm Farage eh, really wants us out of the EU and Russia loves him. Do you think, bare with me, there is a conflict on interest here?".
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:10 |
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Too busy spying on mosques and environmentalist groups probably.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:12 |
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Not to mention socialist parties.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:14 |
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Party Plane Jones posted:A good laugh to tide you over past dinner: i love that he immediately goes off the rails and the first thing he says is that it's the best for Russia. lmao
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:14 |
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Baron Corbyn posted:Seeing Corbyn bring them up on stage today made me realise Labour should be pushing Keir Starmer/Emily Thornberry/Barry Gardiner as their Brexit negotiation team as opposed to BoJo/David Davis/Liam Fox. One of those teams definitely are a lot more presentable and strong/stable and it's not the Tory team. Surely it would be a mistake to take the focus off May when she's so busy torpedoing her own party
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:15 |
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Pesky Splinter posted:^^^ Cheers guy! I'll have to run the options by Team Awful so if anyone else wants a go feel free the icon is called pigfuckin.gif if you need inspiration I guess I should say the icons need to be 90x90 (making them 2x or 4x and shrinking them down is always a good plan) with square corners, and in PNG format. The others are all here
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:22 |
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Jesus Farron is not doing well here. He seems to just be waiting for Neil to start talking so he can speak over him with another inane comment.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:26 |
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staberind posted:Jam Uncle will be forever the Jam Uncle of my heart, Grime Minister Is, on the other hand, ACE. Unless they've changed the law recently, there's no legal drinking age in the UK as long as it's with parental consent. You just can't buy until 18, which is why the young are pointless - they can't get a round in.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:29 |
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As soon as I started reading this my computer started playing Born Slippy backwards and now class A drugs are pouring from my veins. Help me.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:30 |
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jabby posted:Jesus Farron is not doing well here. He seems to just be waiting for Neil to start talking so he can speak over him with another inane comment. he's being interviewed? the guardian don't even have a live text lol
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:30 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Unless they've changed the law recently, there's no legal drinking age in the UK as long as it's with parental consent. You just can't buy until 18, which is why the young are pointless - they can't get a round in. Actually the legal drinking age is 5 with parental consent.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:37 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:If even 10% of this stuff is true, what were our intelligence services doing? Can anyone just engineer votes now as long as you have the cash? With all the wiretapping and other dodgy poo poo GCHQ does why did it take this long for someone to go "Hmmm Farage eh, really wants us out of the EU and Russia loves him. Do you think, bare with me, there is a conflict on interest here?". Honest answer? Spying on political figures is really, really frowned upon in the UK (to the point where the Wilson Doctrine has now been codified in the new Investigatory Powers Act) so they'd have needed some really serious overt evidence of wrongdoing before they even thought of getting involved.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:37 |
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jabby posted:Jesus Farron is not doing well here. He seems to just be waiting for Neil to start talking so he can speak over him with another inane comment. It was literally incredible and after Neil said "we don't have time for your closing argument because you kept talking over me trying to give you it so that's all we have time for" my TV suddenly lost signal so it literally look like they cut him to black. I nearly pissed myself lollin
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:39 |
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OwlFancier posted:I dunno, I worry that letting europeans be politically active is how you get europol. :V TACD posted:Can you trust Theresa? (It's not just a big comedy NO, it has info and clicky parts.) Thank you! This is just the sort of thing I was after.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:39 |
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It makes me very happy every time BBC news brings up yesterday's debate and the only thing they have to talk about is Theresa May's absence.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:41 |
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Jose posted:he's being interviewed? the guardian don't even have a live text lol Neil was loving brutal and Farron was pathetic. The #LibDemFightback was hilariously Hindenberg. Neil's last question was literally just "why has your campaign gone so badly?" but Farron kept talking over him so he kept asking the question while Farron tried to be louder and then Neil just goes "you're trying to be a populist but you're not actually popular, that's why your campaign is doing so badly"
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:41 |
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Tesseraction posted:Neil was loving brutal and Farron was pathetic. The #LibDemFightback was hilariously Hindenberg. lol
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:43 |
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staberind posted:Jam Uncle will be forever the Jam Uncle of my heart, Grime Minister Is, on the other hand, ACE. You can get rekd on non spirits from the age of 5 over here, if I recall, as long as its under parental supervision. Edit: yeah, https://www.gov.uk/alcohol-young-people-law So, no getting your toddler shitfaced, sorry. feedmegin fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jun 1, 2017 |
# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:46 |
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Penny Mourdant and Flick Drummond are not the most popular MPs, and the current policy of not being seen at all isn't doing either of them many favours. The majority here last time was slim in Portsmouth South @ 5000 or so, but was complicated by the overall swing to the Tories, the Lib Dems, and Mike Jackson loving a Russian spy on the navy base making 2015s result a little anamolous. Southsea is very much a hippy town and despite the money, I could see it being a Labour gain. It'd take a much bigger swing to oust Mourdant at about 6 points but the Scottish navy bases bribe still sticks in people's craw and Paulsgrove being abandoned won't help, especially if there's an increased youth turnout. Fareham would vote for a scarecrow in a blue rosette, and the further north you go towards Petersfield (East Hampshire) from here the worse it gets.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:47 |
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Tesseraction posted:Neil was loving brutal and Farron was pathetic. The #LibDemFightback was hilariously Hindenberg. Watching people like Farron and May get interviewed really emphasises the fact that although Corbyn has become a lot more politically astute recently he still tries to answer the loving question. He may dodge obvious traps now but he's light years ahead of these prats. I mean twice today May dodged the question of 'did you watch the debate?' It's such a direct question it just makes you look terrible.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:48 |
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doesn't have the final line but lol https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/870336872043520000
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:49 |
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baka kaba posted:Cheers guy! I'll have to run the options by Team Awful so if anyone else wants a go feel free the icon is called pigfuckin.gif if you need inspiration
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Regarde Aduck posted:If even 10% of this stuff is true, what were our intelligence services doing? Can anyone just engineer votes now as long as you have the cash? With all the wiretapping and other dodgy poo poo GCHQ does why did it take this long for someone to go "Hmmm Farage eh, really wants us out of the EU and Russia loves him. Do you think, bare with me, there is a conflict on interest here?".
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:08 |
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Tesseraction posted:Neil was loving brutal and Farron was pathetic. The #LibDemFightback was hilariously Hindenberg. This is comedy gold.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:11 |
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The whole thing is up and I think it's comedy gold the whole way. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08rz1ln/the-andrew-neil-interviews-election-2017-tim-farron at 27:00 Neil says "if you're not going into coalition then what's the point of your manifesto? This whole interview has been a waste of time" at 27:56 is the "why has your campaign gone so badly" bit
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:16 |
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As we all know the worst possible outcome is what happens. So I think the Tories will win with a slight increase in their majority. May will be weakened and any authority she had will be shot. She'll be completely in thrall to the lunatic wing of the Tory party who'll demand a hard brexit because gently caress you. Death is certain. e: it's quite possible they oust her after the election and put someone even worse in charge
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:16 |
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Total Meatlove posted:Penny Mourdant and Flick Drummond are not the most popular MPs, and the current policy of not being seen at all isn't doing either of them many favours. The majority here last time was slim in Portsmouth South @ 5000 or so, but was complicated by the overall swing to the Tories, the Lib Dems, and Mike Jackson loving a Russian spy on the navy base making 2015s result a little anamolous. Southsea is very much a hippy town and despite the money, I could see it being a Labour gain. waffle fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Jun 1, 2017 |
# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:21 |
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For anyone who missed the Corbyn/Starmer/Thornberry/Gardiner tag team today, you can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6vDftR4Rk It's a good watch. Corbyn is on good form, and Thornberry and Gardiner are clearly having the time of their loving lives with this campaign. Starmer looks equal parts happy and like he hasn't quite convinced himself it's not all a dream yet.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:21 |
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According to the Guardian they've been trying to get her to turn up for ages, Justine Greening is actually a substitute for, get this... ...Amber Rudd.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:25 |
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waffle posted:If we're talking about local races now I think Southampton Itchen stands a decent chance of being a Labour gain--I wish the local party were focusing on it a little more (they're focused on keeping Southampton Test), but realistically that won't make a big difference in the end. I think because of the UKIP vote it'll prove harder to win than other marginals, if Labour win Itchen they'll likely be a long way towards forming a government. YouGov reckon Southampton Itchen is leaning Labour fwiw.
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