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boner confessor posted:blow job... job? Blowjob jutsu. dogetax! 
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:My wife took a Bjj class with a bunch of her girlfriends when we lived in DC, but they never mentioned the self-defense aspect of it and just practiced on cucumbers/dildos and drank wine. boner confessor posted:blow job... job? :iamafag:
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I have literally no idea what I'd do with ten. gotta have a bedroom for each of your guns if they don't get a good night rest they sure do get orn'ry; liable to pepper someone with buckshot i tell you hwat
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Aren't bullet proof vests 1 time use? Like the padding in them is only supposed to work for the first bullet or two?
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Jun 1, 2017 19:12
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CyberPingu posted:Aren't bullet proof vests 1 time use? Like the padding in them is only supposed to work for the first bullet or two? Yeah, same as bike helmets.
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CyberPingu posted:Aren't bullet proof vests 1 time use? Like the padding in them is only supposed to work for the first bullet or two? Is that a problem? How many times do you plan on getting shot?
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CyberPingu posted:Aren't bullet proof vests 1 time use? Like the padding in them is only supposed to work for the first bullet or two? I mean, yeah, if you get shot in the same place twice. e: Just Googled it, most in the U.S. have a five-year lifespan.
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CyberPingu posted:Aren't bullet proof vests 1 time use? Like the padding in them is only supposed to work for the first bullet or two? Yes, plus nobody is going to shoot you and be like, "Aw nuts he has a vest" and then walk home dejected.
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skylined! posted:lol if your chateau only has 8 bedrooms and the livery isn't adjoined via paved enclosures, just lol chateau? we're talking about primary residences here lol, get out of here with this poo poo
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Blue Footed Booby posted:
Most of the people I knew who only had ten bedrooms just had the kids double up. Lots of families just had a "girls room" and a "boys room" instead of giving all the individual kids their own rooms.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:My happy zone is three, so you can use one as an office or craft room while still having a guest bedroom. But two is totally fine. If I had four I would probably do something like a dedicated office AND a dedicated craft room. A fifth would be a sex palace decorated in the style of Sotha Sil's clockwork tower in Morrowind.
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Jun 1, 2017 19:14
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Sensible Thursday posted:Like 10 percent of rooms are in a house with 10+ rooms or 10 percent of houses have 10+ rooms? 10% of the housing stock has 10 or more rooms. (Thanks US Census)
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CyberPingu posted:Aren't bullet proof vests 1 time use? Like the padding in them is only supposed to work for the first bullet or two? also they're not necessarily knife proof eihter
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Oracle posted:Where is the live-in help going to stay? Not everyone is a Filipino slave owner you know. Yeah, I forgot about cleaning. Because I never clean. The ants take care of that for me.
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CyberPingu posted:Aren't bullet proof vests 1 time use? Like the padding in them is only supposed to work for the first bullet or two? Well maybe if you keep getting shot in the same spot. These days if you aren't saving pennies by rotating to have bullets strike different vest zones then someone needs to talk to you about your carbon footprint.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I have literally no idea what I'd do with ten. This is why you will never be rich. You don't think big. 
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/did-trump-kushner-sessions-have-undisclosed-meeting-russian-n767096?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma worse by the minute
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Papal Infallibility posted:Yes, plus nobody is going to shoot you and be like, "Aw nuts he has a vest" and then walk home dejected. No, but that's not really the point, now, is it? Hopefully when they fail to kill you, you'll either get the hell out of there (which is what you should do), or else you and/or other people there will subdue the shooter.
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fivegears4reverse posted:This post is just as loving dumb as any "defend yourself" defense you're conjuring up, hope this helps. I feel like you're trying to argue against poo poo you assume I meant instead of anything I said. I'm not saying it'll protect you from everything, but if you're worried about surviving random gun violence it's a better solution than getting a gun. Having a gun will do nothing but escalate a situation. If you open carry you're more likely to be a target or to have someone try to steal it from you, etc, etc. If you're concealed carrying then it's not going to do anything to dissuade an attack. And yeah, no poo poo people need to know how to handle situations they find themselves in, which is the only thing you suggested that isn't just apparently trying to get your "own" on. But learning deescalation techniques and how to avoid being targeted only goes so far if you're worried about getting randomly shot. And a bullet resistant vest (resistant, I'm not stupid enough to think that there are fully bullet proof vests. You gotta do your homework and get the right kind for what you want protection from) will go much farther than a gun when combined with regular safety precautions. So what the gently caress even is your point beyond "Heh, both sides are dumb  "
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boner confessor posted:blow job... job? Is that the new term for sex worker?
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body armor is good for more than just 1 shot to the same place unless you have some bootleg poo poo from a pawn shop or something. also depends on caliber and many other things. oh god im sorry for perpetuating this lovely derail roymorrison fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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quote:The United States will withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord, President Donald Trump will announce at a Rose Garden speech this afternoon. On a conference call with Capitol Hill staffers ahead of the speech, White House energy policy adviser Michael Catanzaro confirmed that “the United States is getting out of the Paris agreement.” Trump, Catanzaro said, “will be open to and will immediately be looking for a better deal.” A source provided The Daily Beast with the call-in information. The process could be a lengthy one.
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FizFashizzle posted:Mattering? I'm glad the Mayflower stuff appears to be sticking finally - its a hotel with a catchy name for that extra Watergate resonance which should allow it to feed into the ever-growing Nixonian narrative. I'm fully expecting Trump to tweet "I am not a crooke" at some point
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Drone posted:So which Midwestern, Southern, or Flyover state do you live in? Late, but Connecticut.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Is this a buffalo? Actually, I am p sure it is a bison.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Is this a buffalo? It's called a mudroom. Lots of people in the country have them. They are generally a tiled area and room that leads into the house proper where people can store their jackets and boots. The tiles make it easier to clean and since their boots are often muddy from a day of laboring, the area became known as a "mudroom." There is a CRT television, a man, a reclining sofa, and a buffalo in the mudroom.
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Papal Infallibility posted:Yes, plus nobody is going to shoot you and be like, "Aw nuts he has a vest" and then walk home dejected. If someone had targeted you, explicitly, then unless you have a security detail you're kinda hosed no matter what. But I'm pretty much just talking about random, public, gun violence. Mass shooter event, a mug and run gone bad, stuff like that. If someone's firing into a crowd I'm not imagining them chasing you or really anyone else down.
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Majorian posted:No, but that's not really the point, now, is it? Hopefully when they fail to kill you, you'll either get the hell out of there (which is what you should do), or else you and/or other people there will subdue the shooter. No, you crawl over to the vest bag, which should have been placed behind a reinforced wall. If you tossed barbed wire in front of the entry points you should have enough time, at least enough for the round to end.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:
Separate bedrooms for each kid and parents. Library. Laundry room. Multiple walk in closets. Piano room. Dining room. Kitchen 1. Kitchen 2. Pantry. Pooltable / darts room. Ham radio room (not used). Bar. Gun range. Three guest bedrooms. Toy room / playroom. Separate offices (workspace) for each family member. Spare office. Live in staff rooms. Changing rooms for the pool (male and female, separate). Pool lounge. Pool kitchen. Garage space for 8 cars. Sunroom. Greenhouse. Multiple "industrial" rooms (like where the furnace and air conditioners are. The air conditioner is custom built and literally large enough to walk inside of.) I've been in a house (multi-building complex, really) with all of this. The rich live lives utterly removed from the experience of most people. Chimp_On_Stilts fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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Majorian posted:No, but that's not really the point, now, is it? Hopefully when they fail to kill you, you'll either get the hell out of there (which is what you should do), or else you and/or other people there will subdue the shooter. Any situation which you would actually be able to make use of said body armor (i.e. attacked at home with ample forewarning) would end disastrously unless you have some means of fighting off an attacker and "get the hell out of there" which as you mentioned is the best option would be much more successful if you didn't waste time putting on something that would probably slow you down.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Wait it's legal in Canada to use wasp spray for personal defense? That's crazy. There are no laws restricting what you can use for self-defense in Canada. You just can't carry a weapon and are legally only allowed to use "reasonable force" to defend yourself.
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I use a sold wood billy club for my home defense, and the positive news is that I've only managed to smack myself in the balls once with it
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Blue Footed Booby posted:My happy zone is three, so you can use one as an office or craft room while still having a guest bedroom. But two is totally fine. If I had four I would probably do something like a dedicated office AND a dedicated craft room. A fifth would be a sex palace decorated in the style of Sotha Sil's clockwork tower in Morrowind. Make sure you make everyone who enters where thematically appropriate dress, less the fantasy be broken. 
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I have golf clubs. Would that work in lieu of a baseball bat?
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Chimp_On_Stilts posted:Separate bedrooms for each kid and parents. Most of those aren't bedrooms. My townhouse has 12-13 rooms based on the definition of "room." It has 3 bedrooms.
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Oh come on https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/870342939339259905 https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/870344714716925952
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Schizotek posted:Make sure you make everyone who enters where thematically appropriate dress, less the fantasy be broken. I un-ironically would like to see that cat with a bunch of tattoos of dogs.
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"you can't depend on the US for anything because our politicians are spiteful and petty, so never consider us a good partner for anything ever again" is the trump doctrine
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Papal Infallibility posted:Any situation which you would actually be able to make use of said body armor (i.e. attacked at home with ample forewarning) would end disastrously unless you have some means of fighting off an attacker and "get the hell out of there" which as you mentioned is the best option would be much more successful if you didn't waste time putting on something that would probably slow you down. Right, but your solution is to get a tool that's way more likely to kill you or another innocent person than save your life. So...I'm not seeing why your solution is better than mine.
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