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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

we started laughing on Jan 22, 2017 22:26

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Choco Zulu
Oct 10, 2007

A critical mass of chocolate confectionary
JFC "Pittsburgh not Paris"

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
listening to him talk makes me so embarrassed for my country

moreso

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

We need to be giving all this money to private corporations and CEO's here in America!
-DJT

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

so think'a that!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how big do you think the font size is on the script he's reading?

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
he's YOUR retard loving president, but it's the rest of the world he's loving over

thanks America

thamerica

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Jose posted:

how big do you think the font size is on the script he's reading?

Surprised there aren't pictures on the screen.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
"Foreign leaders in Europe"

HERE WE GO

voodoo dog
Jun 6, 2001

Gun Saliva
Did he just claim that foreign leaders have currently more to say about the American economy than American citizens and politicians combined?
:hmbol:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



what the hell is he doing with his shoulders

"a reassertion of americer's sovereignty"

ugh

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
This president has no clue what role the US plays (played, gj trump) in the world

I'm voting Merkel emperor of earth 2020

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Jose posted:

how big do you think the font size is on the script he's reading?

He's not reading the script.

https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/870367503364521990

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Plavski posted:

he's YOUR retard loving president, but it's the rest of the world he's loving over

thanks America

thamerica

Donald, Donald, what hast thou donst?

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

time to employ kissinger for a new Paris Piss Accord

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Jose posted:

how big do you think the font size is on the script he's reading?

you can tell when he's looking at the teleprompter and when he's going off-script.

when he uses words like "abundant" and "sovereignty" it's teleprompter, when he says stuff like "very very good" and "bad deal" he's off script.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Feminasty Slut posted:

lol the president is an insane retard

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

You cant tell us what to do! We will burn all the fuckin coal we want!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pussy Quipped posted:

He totally is.

" As a huge supporter of the environment, which I am by the way, .. "

I absolutely hate how he reads a part, then injects his own "very very bigly" poo poo into the middle. You can tell he does that all the time. "Which I am by the way" just lol

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

i can't watch this, it's too loving dumb. he's just rambling incoherent nonsense

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
As long as people gather and at least one of them claps, Two Scoops just can't help but ramble on for them.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm the blank while trying to figure out the word intrusions

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

im gonna intrude on your sovereignty, bithc

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
:pray: شكرا لك أسامة :pray:

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I'm pretty sure he's just repeating himself now

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Oil & gas is literally so cheap now that the entire industry is basically in crisis but sure we have to open things up.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it's time to exit the US

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



guys this just hit me.

this man, standing at this lectern giving an uncomfortable halting read of this speech copy

he is the president of the united states, donald trump, 80's cartoon parody rich guy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol he genuinely thinks its about improving paris

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
lmao he said the thing! You remember the thing? He said it!

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Thank you thank you thank you very much ... I'm very important

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

has someone said climexit already?

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Oh yay it's Scott Pruitt notable retarded person.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

At least Scott can read

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
And here's Scott Pruitt to translate what you just heard

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Billions and billions and billions of dollars off to build solar panel factories in developing countries like Paris!!

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Jose posted:

lol he genuinely thinks its about improving paris

he thinks the geneva convention was when a bunch of nerds got together to play D&D until it moved to milwaukee

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

rightsizing washington d.c. ............... ............................... i just cant

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
America just became an Isolationist nation

in 2017

lol

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

has someone said climexit already?

building up to a powerful, voluminous climexit.

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