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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I'm heading to the Russian Vodka Room so I'm having at least one thing in your honor!

# ? Jun 1, 2017 23:32

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:33

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

One of Bird's babby cousins dropped by to say chirp.
He couldn't hold the phone right for a selfie so i helped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou3U-iGkhcs

# ? Jun 1, 2017 23:40

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Kitchner posted:

I had a white wine in your honour.

Yes, I am part of the metropolitan liberal elite.

Hey thanks, man!

so I guess the smell of whisky turns me into a really unattractive Miley Cyrus

hahahahaa! I never regret the bad photos I post here, it's great.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 23:55 on Jun 1, 2017

# ? Jun 1, 2017 23:46

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Hard no. posted:

Three hospital visits in one day. I just had blood drawn and it spattered the nurse, which made me laugh, it shouldn't have made me laugh, but I play too many video games for it to not make me laugh.

If you have whiskey my friends, I ask that you drink some in spirit for me tonight. I am healthier than I have been in a long time, but holy gently caress do I not want to see another goddamn waiting room for a LONG TIME thank you!!!

E:I appreciate that, rum works fine. Or freezer vodka. Or tapwater. Just raise your glass! I don't believe in all those stupid facebook prayers in your thoughts bullshit things you hear from people. But I can feel the weirdo support of fellow strange minded (or faced) goons out there.

Oooo what games you play? Grats on the health!

Me and the roomies drank some Budlights in your honor while panicking over the eviction (they gave us 5 days, not 30 hich we're sure is illegal but we can't exactly fight) and planning how exactly we'll fix up this bus we're trying to scrape money together to buy.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:00

B33rChiller: Aug 18, 2011

Liquor cabinet is too far away, so cheers with a piss beer and a dodgy selfie. Newfangled tablet thingy, so here's hoping I get this photo thing right

Eta:

Here's some of our local whisky. I used to live across the road from the farm/distillery where this first run came from, while it was being made / aging.

B33rChiller has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Jun 2, 2017

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:08

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Solefald posted:

10/10 would kiss every goon here

Hello

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:17

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Scathach posted:

Oooo what games you play? Grats on the health!

Me and the roomies drank some Budlights in your honor while panicking over the eviction (they gave us 5 days, not 30 hich we're sure is illegal but we can't exactly fight) and planning how exactly we'll fix up this bus we're trying to scrape money together to buy.

poo poo about the eviction, that's bullshit! five days has Got to be illegal!!!

I don't play many, as my hands didn't really work for a while, but I stick to simple things like left 4 dead ( I like to play the same part of the same map on repeat and just learn how to line up several zombies and put a shotgun to one face and take them all out with it...) , quake 3 arena, sniper elite: nazi zombie army, deadspace 2, warframe..... and the old games from my childhood which would be really dumb to list :P Mostly I like sniping things, or just blowing the faces off of things. I like to take screengrabs the bloodier something is, I don't care if I die, I don't care if my teammates die, those zombie bastards are gonna pay.. ... for something.

That is an amazing photo b33rchiller, amazing!

Teagan has a new favorite as of 00:22 on Jun 2, 2017

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:19

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

A toast to Hard No. in three parts.

Beer drinking is a task to be taken seriously.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:22

B33rChiller: Aug 18, 2011

Vargatron posted:

Beer drinking is a task to be taken seriously.

Fair enough, that looks like serious beer. In my defense, we are on a boil water notice, or at least that's my convenient excuse for piss lager atm.

Hard no. posted:

I don't care if I die, I don't care if my teammates die, those zombie bastards are gonna pay.. ... for something.

You seem like the kind of person who plays by her own rules. ^5

B33rChiller has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Jun 2, 2017

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:28

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Drink acquired: Peach tea vodka, iced tea, and lemon juice.

I wore the appropriate shirt too!

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:36

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Hell yes Quake 3 Arena! Man I had that game back when Dreamcast existed. I feel like you might have fun playing Planetside 2.

The whole reason we're getting evicted is that a $1300 rent check disappeared in management's hands and the other roomates that paid (the ones we aren't taking with us) were too dumb/young to get a reciept. Poof, payment pocketed. They suck, so gently caress 'em. The apartment is also constantly giving my fiance poo poo over his service dog because of the breed, totally illegal for them to do.

But hey the bus we're looking at has more sf than our apartment, it runs on super-cheap hippie-safe natural gas, and the engine is a beast. $2300 isn't bad for a home we can park anywhere. As long as we bust our asses and can come up with the money by tomorrow we're good. Cross your fingers.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:36

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Dude just get a Long Island.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:38

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Scathach posted:

Hell yes Quake 3 Arena! Man I had that game back when Dreamcast existed. I feel like you might have fun playing Planetside 2.

The whole reason we're getting evicted is that a $1300 rent check disappeared in management's hands and the other roomates that paid (the ones we aren't taking with us) were too dumb/young to get a reciept. Poof, payment pocketed. They suck, so gently caress 'em. The apartment is also constantly giving my fiance poo poo over his service dog because of the breed, totally illegal for them to do.

But hey the bus we're looking at has more sf than our apartment, it runs on super-cheap hippie-safe natural gas, and the engine is a beast. $2300 isn't bad for a home we can park anywhere. As long as we bust our asses and can come up with the money by tomorrow we're good. Cross your fingers.

That is Awful! Fingers loving crossed! (also I used to love planetside, and totallydidn't realize that there was a 2!).

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:41

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

Hell yes Quake 3 Arena! Man I had that game back when Dreamcast existed. I feel like you might have fun playing Planetside 2.

The whole reason we're getting evicted is that a $1300 rent check disappeared in management's hands and the other roomates that paid (the ones we aren't taking with us) were too dumb/young to get a reciept. Poof, payment pocketed. They suck, so gently caress 'em. The apartment is also constantly giving my fiance poo poo over his service dog because of the breed, totally illegal for them to do.

But hey the bus we're looking at has more sf than our apartment, it runs on super-cheap hippie-safe natural gas, and the engine is a beast. $2300 isn't bad for a home we can park anywhere. As long as we bust our asses and can come up with the money by tomorrow we're good. Cross your fingers.

You might want to do a quick search for cursedshitbox over in AI and contact him, he owns / has lived in a bus in the SF bay area, might be able to give you some pointers.
His bus thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3753465

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:45

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Josh Lyman posted:

Dude just get a Long Island.

I'm at the Russian Vodka Room. It's one of their things.

I also got buckwheat kasha with mushrooms.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 00:50

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Scathach posted:

Hell yes Quake 3 Arena! Man I had that game back when Dreamcast existed. I feel like you might have fun playing Planetside 2.

The whole reason we're getting evicted is that a $1300 rent check disappeared in management's hands and the other roomates that paid (the ones we aren't taking with us) were too dumb/young to get a reciept. Poof, payment pocketed. They suck, so gently caress 'em. The apartment is also constantly giving my fiance poo poo over his service dog because of the breed, totally illegal for them to do.

But hey the bus we're looking at has more sf than our apartment, it runs on super-cheap hippie-safe natural gas, and the engine is a beast. $2300 isn't bad for a home we can park anywhere. As long as we bust our asses and can come up with the money by tomorrow we're good. Cross your fingers.

The bank should be able to give you a copy of the check if they cashed it (assuming it was a normal check from a checking account and not a cashier's check).

# ? Jun 2, 2017 01:19

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Hard no. posted:

That is Awful! Fingers loving crossed! (also I used to love planetside, and totallydidn't realize that there was a 2!).

Dude, if you can get it go play it. It's one of my favorite games. Nothing like 3000 people on one map.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You might want to do a quick search for cursedshitbox over in AI and contact him, he owns / has lived in a bus in the SF bay area, might be able to give you some pointers.
His bus thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3753465

Oh hell yes! Thank you for the link, friend!

Unfortunately the apartment has only ever let people pay in cashier's checks, and having a copy of the check doesn't mean much.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 01:25

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

I love when people call me Dude. I accidentally called my mother Dude once. Just once.

I am def. going to look at planetscape 2.

I am emboldened by a bit of booze and the friendliness of goons. I recorded a sappy song for my parents' 35th anniversary this summer, a cover song anyhow, I did it on the old tablet and whatever. I wanted to share it on SA, but the other forums are intimidating af, and I like you guys and have probably pm'd or emailed it to a bunch of you already... so, here, listen to me caterwaul on tindeck.. but only if you have had enough to drink first... http://tindeck.com/listen/yrqev :effort:

also, people keep stealing my icon and I can't quite figure out why. Especially the one with my username on it, I mean, what?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 01:36

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Hard no. posted:

I love when people call me Dude. I accidentally called my mother Dude once. Just once.

I am def. going to look at planetscape 2.

I am emboldened by a bit of booze and the friendliness of goons. I recorded a sappy song for my parents' 35th anniversary this summer, a cover song anyhow, I did it on the old tablet and whatever. I wanted to share it on SA, but the other forums are intimidating af, and I like you guys and have probably pm'd or emailed it to a bunch of you already... so, here, listen to me caterwaul on tindeck.. but only if you have had enough to drink first... http://tindeck.com/listen/yrqev also, people keep stealing my icon and I can't quite figure out why. Especially the one with my username on it, I mean, what?

Somehow you sound EXACTLY like I thought you would and I would love to be your friend now.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 02:13

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hard no. posted:

( I like to play the same part of the same map on repeat and just learn how to line up several zombies and put a shotgun to one face and take them all out with it...) , qamazing!uake 3 arena, sniper elite: nazi zombie army, deadspace 2, warframe..... and the old games from my childhood which would be really dumb to list :P

Ok, 1) what part of what level? It's been a while, but I still know the game very well.

And B) I still break out Mixed Up Mother Goose (Sierra) from time to time :colbert:

And finally, everyone in this thread should take part in the annual Awful Xmas Music thread my wife and I put on every year.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 02:27

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ok, 1) what part of what level? It's been a while, but I still know the game very well.

And B) I still break out Mixed Up Mother Goose (Sierra) from time to time

And finally, everyone in this thread should take part in the annual Awful Xmas Music thread my wife and I put on every year.

1) step 1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaG8faaFUMM&list=PLzmITUSxemJhC_nCBlkDmJOOqb90nbDyF My Stripper Music Playlist (yea the first link is busted) step 2) Load L4D 1, set language to german, boost game sounds, lower music. step 3) Blood Harvest. Step 4) select Zoe, and grab yourself a shotgun step 5) Murder everything in sight until you get to the underpass where the zombies like to mill. Step 6) bust your best dances moves and align those bitches into a row and back up a bit (if you shove them, they scatter and ruin your line up) aim through the nose and voila, multiple headshots and lots of angry german shouting if you make sure to get some friendly fire in!!

B) Doom, Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, Alice, Diablo, Duke Nukem etc etc etc. I still indulge when I can.

and finally. Hard no. :P But everyone else should, for sure.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 02:39

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

One of Bird's babby cousins dropped by to say chirp.
He couldn't hold the phone right for a selfie so i helped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou3U-iGkhcs

Aww, look at that little grump. :3:

Hard no. posted:

I am emboldened by a bit of booze and the friendliness of goons. I recorded a sappy song for my parents' 35th anniversary this summer, a cover song anyhow, I did it on the old tablet and whatever. I wanted to share it on SA, but the other forums are intimidating af, and I like you guys and have probably pm'd or emailed it to a bunch of you already... so, here, listen to me caterwaul on tindeck.. but only if you have had enough to drink first... http://tindeck.com/listen/yrqev also, people keep stealing my icon and I can't quite figure out why. Especially the one with my username on it, I mean, what?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 03:18

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Hard no. posted:

so, here, listen to me caterwaul on tindeck

Thanks for being brave enough to share this, I think you did really well. I wish I could record and produce you, I think you would be surprised at what you'd sound like. Unfortunately, canadaland is too far away and I have to go to work and poo poo.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 04:41

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I agree, that's a lovely caterwaul!

You know, sitting here at work with nothing to do but drink energy drinks and panic over tomorrow is not good for the soul. Looks like it's a "take beer home" night for me! Glad the boss gives us a tab.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 05:04

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hard no. posted:

I love when people call me Dude. I accidentally called my mother Dude once. Just once.

I am def. going to look at planetscape 2.

I am emboldened by a bit of booze and the friendliness of goons. I recorded a sappy song for my parents' 35th anniversary this summer, a cover song anyhow, I did it on the old tablet and whatever. I wanted to share it on SA, but the other forums are intimidating af, and I like you guys and have probably pm'd or emailed it to a bunch of you already... so, here, listen to me caterwaul on tindeck.. but only if you have had enough to drink first... http://tindeck.com/listen/yrqev also, people keep stealing my icon and I can't quite figure out why. Especially the one with my username on it, I mean, what?

Very good and you should do more!!!!

# ? Jun 2, 2017 05:12

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

y'all I bought a bunch of glitter and colors so I can go whole hog when pride happens in my town.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 06:18

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Sociopastry posted:

y'all I bought a bunch of glitter and colors so I can go whole hog when pride happens in my town.

I still insist that glitter is the anthrax of the arts and crafts world

# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:05

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

gonna put that craft herpes all over my faaaace

# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:08

Ibblebibble: Nov 12, 2013

Look ma, I'm a spaceman.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 11:39

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Hard no. posted:

.so, here, listen to me caterwaul on tindeck..

I dig it! Sort of a combination of Mazzy Star and Julianna Hatfield.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 12:05

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

awww, you guys!

# ? Jun 2, 2017 12:37

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hard no. posted:

awww, you guys!

I just got to listen to it, I think it's great!

And I think you should reconsider submitting to the Xmas music thing. I don't say that because it's awful, because it's not; everyone who does xmas music ranges from people who CAN play and sing (like you) and people who can't (many, many other goons). So you could do something legit great which actually works despite the album name, OR make something purposefully terrible and funny. It's a win-win!

Seriously, you should hear some of the stuff that's been submitted over the years :negative:

# ? Jun 2, 2017 13:35

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Ibblebibble posted:

Look ma, I'm a spaceman.

That's nice dear.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 14:41

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

testtubebaby has a new favorite as of 03:23 on Feb 9, 2021

# ? Jun 2, 2017 15:37

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

zenintrude posted:

This girl I'm seeing is obsessed with a certain IG account so then this happened...

Sorry to disappoint anyone who thought I worked with the Bang Bros