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an actual dog posted:I’m Kind Of Into “The Handmaid’s Tale” Life TBH RecruitmentChairTSM (@TheRecruitChair) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move. This current grad student and ex-sorority girl survives solely on Diet Coke and the tears of the pledges she personally victimized. She's a Monica, a Marnie, a Miranda, and a Regina. Her favorite hobbies include drinking $14 bottles of wine and binge-watching season 2 of Grey's Anatomy until she cries. You can send her annoying e-mails at RecruitChairTSM@gmail.com
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an actual dog posted:I’m Kind Of Into “The Handmaid’s Tale” Life TBH lol
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gently caress that they need to hire whoever created the fake RC cola account to be their actual digital marketing strategist
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Peanut President posted:Yeah my high school graduation about 12 (twelve???) years ago had a guy get a standing ovation because he was going into the army. Not a lot of those people showed up to his funeral a year and a half later. Good. Volunteer troops deserve to be dead and forgotten.
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an actual dog posted:I’m Kind Of Into “The Handmaid’s Tale” Life TBH You moron. You fool. You piece of poo poo.
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Blue Train posted:There should be mandatory two year conscription imo that would do a lot to cut down on the military worship and show the population how incompetent they are at basically everything People kiss the rear end of the military to make sure there's always enough suckers so that they don't need to implement conscription or the draft. Duh. Don't ruin the good thing we have going, ok?
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:People kiss the rear end of the military to make sure there's always enough suckers so that they don't need to implement conscription or the draft. Duh. Don't ruin the good thing we have going, ok? Literally the reason we teach Superhero American History in our public schools is so we have enough dispensable 18 year old bodies to throw on the pile.
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ScrubLeague posted:Literally the reason we teach Superhero American History in our public schools is so we have enough dispensable 18 year old bodies to throw on the pile. Nah, it's also perpetuate the world's shittiest government jobs program. On the one end, if you're so loving broke and have no other options, you can always make not even $30k/yr in exchange for-- best case scenario you don't see your family for months on end and live in some random lovely base; worse case scenario you end up with serious psychological trauma, crippling disability, or dead. On the other end you can work in a tank factory or something where your corrupt contractor bosses keep 90% of all the government money, and then the 80 bajillion dollar flying laser tank probably still wont work.
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Business Gorillas posted:real talk i'm shocked if they talk to her anymore
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Trunko posted:Good. Volunteer troops deserve to be dead and forgotten. Good news! Eventually everyone ends up dead and forgotten.
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mrmcd posted:On the one end, if you're so loving broke and have no other options this is also a big part of why the federal govt. really drags its feet and always attempts to delay or eliminate things that would seriously improve the quality of life for poor people (minimum income / standard of living, universal healthcare, free college, etc). if poor people could find regular work that would allow them to pay their bills and go to the doctor when necessary and maybe even send their kids to college, there'd be a lot fewer people volunteering to go die in a desert so that some corporate bean counter can increase the quarterly earnings by .01% on the profit and loss statement that goes out to the board of directors. but since the military industrial context long ago bought and paid for this country, we're not allowed to have nice things. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE OBUMMER! edit: this also dovetails nicely into the emergent for-profit prison system. if poor people don't want to volunteer to risk their lives all for corporate profits, take away all their rights, incarcerate them, and make them work for your for free anyway! Freaking Crumbum has issued a correction as of 19:21 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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quote:The semester is almost over and the rain is only supposed to hold off for a couple more hours, but a group of Campbell University golf management majors are stuck in Principles of Marketing instead of out on the course. Wtf how is that a major?? Also--- holy poo poo of course it all comes full circle... quote:Something Awful began as the personal blog of a Missouri man named Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, but by the mid-2000s it was a thriving online bulletin board with dozens of subforums and tens of thousands of paying users. Now perhaps most famous as the site behind the meme that inspired two teenage girls in Wisconsin to stab their friend in an effort to impress a fictional character called Slender Man, Something Awful's message boards also birthed I Can Haz Cheeseburger?, one of the first sites for animal memes, and Weird Twitter.
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my favorite ewan mcgregor film
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