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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

syscall girl posted:

grats

is the trend of guys sacking up and going in to watch the hr giger show good or bad ya think?

cigars and brandy instead?

i'm torn like a perineum on this issue

if you're not in there with your wife, you're a lovely husband and should reevaluate your role in the family.

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
pnortis

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

HEY NONG MAN posted:

if you're not in there with your wife, you're a lovely husband and should reevaluate your role in the family.

what if he's got neuroses or something? some people just don't handle certain things well

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

prefect posted:

what if he's got neuroses or something? some people just don't handle certain things well

put it up against passing an eight pound human through your genitals and see how it stacks up.

get in there and hold her hand at least. Jesus.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Catch the baby when it shoots out and punt it into the trash.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

CrazyLittle posted:

if your mrs is getting an epi, definitely go for a stent, and get that poo poo started early in the process or else they won't give her the druuuugs if she's too far dialated
yeah we took the prenatal classes so she got real about not being a super soldier about things and figuring out the plan early on. not sure if we have any choice but a stent? we'll see but thanks for the rec

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

what if he's got neuroses or something? some people just don't handle certain things well
I saw a picture a few years back in the dork room of a blue baby about 0.5 seconds old still slathered in the white goop so I have an idea

I also watched my dad die of cancer before my eyes so I don't spoil as easy as I used to

thanks though woodhouse

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

chomvfefe :colbert:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

HEY NONG MAN posted:

if you're not in there with your wife, you're a lovely husband and should reevaluate your role in the family.

agreed, but i wouldn't fault a guy for keeping eyes locked on his wife's face to give encouragement and letting the doctors handle all of *waves hands* that, you know

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

agreed, but i wouldn't fault a guy for keeping eyes locked on his wife's face to give encouragement and letting the doctors handle all of *waves hands* that, you know
particularly during a c section yeah

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
yeah for sure you don't have to watch it but you should be in the room. this isn't 1955 where the dad waits with cigars in the waiting room.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
unless you're the type to barf super easy you gotta run interference

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

unless you're the type to barf super easy you gotta run interference

the guy needs to be in there to remind the woman to do her lamaze breathing and so that she can get really mad at him for acting like that's going to help

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003




DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://i.imgur.com/c8kEtRE.gifv

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Roflmao Tse Tung

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Hedy Lomarf

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto
Gnome Chomesky

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

CrazyLittle posted:

if your mrs is getting an epi, definitely go for a stent, and get that poo poo started early in the process or else they won't give her the druuuugs if she's too far dialated

yeah get the epi early fo sho

and inductions take fooooooorrrrrrrrevvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012

Name the bsaby Dixon Buttes

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

HEY NONG MAN posted:

yeah for sure you don't have to watch it but you should be in the room. this isn't 1955 where the dad waits with cigars in the waiting room.

i held and braced one of her legs during the whole thing

but during the epidural i kinda sorta fainted partially syncopated


Roosevelt posted:

name the childe

Taylee
McKarty
Nayvie
Maylee

Lakynn

a friend from hs named two of her three children after final fantasy characters

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:


a friend from hs named two of her three children after final fantasy characters

oooh

i don't know the plots to the many many finals fantasy but watching khaleesi shoot up the charts was a bit odd

(it's her title he said nerdily, just call the kid dani/danny no one will ever suspect)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the latest one they opted for the gender to be a surprise - it was a girl so her name is Aeris Seraphina

if she had been a boy it would've been Sephiroth

her eldest is named Yuna

the middle one is named Bastian from neverending story



they live in florida so i guess that's not as gauche there. we've decided to stick to the family legacy of names from the metroid franchise and make my great grandmother samus happy

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i remember how my wife got mad when i (jokingly) suggested we name our dog after a video game character. she's a total geek, she's wearing a skyrim t-shirt right now, and she didn't even want our dog tainted with nerd poo poo. i can't imagine why someone would name their loving kid "cloud" or something.

what is it with some (many?) nerds and not having boundaries about their nerd poo poo?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
#NotAllNerds

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
it's the next logical step after getting video game related tattoos

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the latest one they opted for the gender to be a surprise - it was a girl so her name is Aeris Seraphina

if she had been a boy it would've been Sephiroth

her eldest is named Yuna

the middle one is named Bastian from neverending story



they live in florida so i guess that's not as gauche there. we've decided to stick to the family legacy of names from the metroid franchise and make my great grandmother samus happy

something something it's aerith not aeris. wow. fake nerd much?

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Cold on a Cob posted:

i can't imagine why someone would name their loving kid "butt or something.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

there's a final fantasy character named butz if you romanize his name from the original japanese

lol @ me for remembering this

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
yeah who would name their children after nerd poo poo? *quietly deletes posts in 'desktop screenshot' threads of yospos past showing home servers named after professional smash brother players*

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

remember how that one couple named their baby Dovahkiin after Skyrim in order to win a contest

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
i think there was a kid named turok the dinosaur hunter to win a contest too

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Soon, Pilot Inspector Lee will be old enough to drive.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se9nq1zrxcM

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

syscall girl posted:

oooh

i don't know the plots to the many many finals fantasy but watching khaleesi shoot up the charts was a bit odd

(it's her title he said nerdily, just call the kid dani/danny no one will ever suspect)

did people actually do this

lmao

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

C.H.O.M.E posted:

did people actually do this

lmao

the social security people keep a list of new baby names for your perusal and that one made a splash

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the latest one they opted for the gender to be a surprise - it was a girl so her name is Aeris Seraphina

if she had been a boy it would've been Sephiroth

her eldest is named Yuna

the middle one is named Bastian from neverending story



they live in florida so i guess that's not as gauche there. we've decided to stick to the family legacy of names from the metroid franchise and make my great grandmother samus happy

ugh, everyone knows the kid's real name is aerith

pram
Jun 10, 2001
just casual things

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
page 1000 snype real weak

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