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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Jose posted:

why has he tucked whatever the gently caress it is he's wearing into his pants? so many questions

he is a dude who likes working out with "sex and period juice all over his body"

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
does he buy that stuff wholesale or just order it on ebay.jp?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Eela6 posted:

It's weird & depressing. I have a close personal friend who's gone a bit alt-right. I constantly hear him talking about like, getting into Whisky because it's "manly". He can't just be into any whisky, either; it's got to be cool enough to make it manly. There's this weird consumerist aspect to a lot of things in his life that I don't get. Like, he'll buy a fancy kind of jeans because they're the fancy kind, not because he thinks they look cool. It just boggles my mind. You should get into whisky if you like whisky. He's got this weird bullshit standard of masculinity that he's built up in his mind that he can never measure up to. It poisons his relationships with women, too.

I want to point out that he is not stupid, and he's not a "failson" or whatever. I've known him my whole life, and he can quickly learn pretty much anything he wants to. He was at the top of his class through high school and college and is in his medical residency; he's in shape, he's got a girlfriend and hobbies and etc. etc. But in his mind he never measures up to this bullshit fake masculinity. If he could take a step back and look at himself from the outside, he's doing 'better' than like 95% of the people I know.

But I know one thing he doesn't: whatever I drink is manly because I, a man, am drinking it. Sometimes I drink fancy bourbon neat; sometimes I drink cheap scotch; sometimes I drink gin old-lady style with tons of blackberries and limes and a little paper umbrella. If someone thinks I'm less of a man because of it they're a little baby who can :getout:

I don't know how you fix it. It makes me sad to see my close friend being taken away from 4chan internet bullshit.

you just described any well off person ever buying stuff and getting into hobbies because they are status symbols dude

there is absolutely nothing alt right in what you described of your friend

also i'm happy you are the better man lol

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I think the idea is that he's doing exercizes that will make him look more like a peacocking gorilla

at this rate of working out the only gorilla left in him will be the one wrecking his brain

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

you just described any well off person ever buying stuff and getting into hobbies because they are status symbols dude

there is absolutely nothing alt right in what you described of your friend

also i'm happy you are the better man lol

I probably should have mentioned the part where he constantly bitches about women and weird redpill crap.
Here's a part of a recent conversation we has that typifies the problem.

"People don't like to talk about it, but I don't think that women are as rational as we are."
"Uh, no?"
*pause*
"Wrong crowd, I guess"

Not to mention how loving weird he has got about Jews. Like, he told me that Jews control too much money and power, but he's cool with it because he likes Jews. That led to another awkward pause. (I am Jewish.)

How about you just take what I say at face value and don't try and get off a tepid burn? I get that this is C-SPAM and all but ffs.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Eela6 posted:

I probably should have mentioned the part where he constantly bitches about women and weird redpill crap.
Here's a part of a recent conversation we has that typifies the problem.

"People don't like to talk about it, but I don't think that women are as rational as we are."
"Uh, no?"
*pause*
"Wrong crowd, I guess"

Not to mention how loving weird he has got about Jews. Like, he told me that Jews control too much money and power, but he's cool with it because he likes Jews. That led to another awkward pause. (I am Jewish.)

How about you just take what I say at face value and don't try and get off a tepid burn? I get that this is C-SPAM and all but ffs.

yeah you should have mentioned that part first i think. and things of that ilk

dont mind bulgogi all about that action

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen
The point I was trying to make is about how the conspicuous consumption really kicked into gear at the same time as the, ugh, redpill. They seem to be part of the same masculinity complex. It sucks and it's taken my friend from me.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

If you are interested in still being his friend, you can just (verbally) bap his nose the way you would a puppy every time he spouts off until either he gets better or severs on his own. People can be talked out of redpill nonsense, they got talked into it after all. As far as the consumption stuff, that's way more difficult and is a cultural artifact of where we're at as a country. Try getting him to consume expensive juice and that kind of thing, the mindset of never dying that cleanses etc. sell can be way more attractive to some people than Scotch and cigars.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Eela6 posted:

How about you just take what I say at face value and don't try and get off a tepid burn? I get that this is C-SPAM and all but ffs.

no

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
you should try bullying your friend into not being an idiot though

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen

Relevant Tangent posted:

If you are interested in still being his friend, you can just (verbally) bap his nose the way you would a puppy every time he spouts off until either he gets better or severs on his own. People can be talked out of redpill nonsense, they got talked into it after all. As far as the consumption stuff, that's way more difficult and is a cultural artifact of where we're at as a country. Try getting him to consume expensive juice and that kind of thing, the mindset of never dying that cleanses etc. sell can be way more attractive to some people than Scotch and cigars.

I do, but the guy lives across the country now. I only see him at holidays and stuff when he's in town to visit his family. (Our families are very close - like 'shared thanksgiving dinners' close.)

gently caress fancy juices. That cure is worse than the disease. Just go to a farmer's market or whatever and buy some cheap oranges. Even MRAs are better than Juicero.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

MRAs contribute to Republicans, Juicero contributes to comedy. Know which one I'd rather have getting millions.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
and apparently its drat well built for such a pointless product, also unlike MRAs which apparently are poorly built.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
https://twitter.com/bigbowlofchili/status/869987919112556544

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Eela6 posted:

I do, but the guy lives across the country now. I only see him at holidays and stuff when he's in town to visit his family. (Our families are very close - like 'shared thanksgiving dinners' close.)

gently caress fancy juices. That cure is worse than the disease. Just go to a farmer's market or whatever and buy some cheap oranges. Even MRAs are better than Juicero.

Juicero doesn't have juice packets that say women are less than men and that Jews run the world, just that juice runs the world.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

Juicero doesn't have juice packets that say women are less than men and that Jews run the world, just that juice runs the world.

And they're not wrong

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

sneakyfrog posted:

and apparently its drat well built for such a pointless product, also unlike MRAs which apparently are poorly built.

If you could defeat the drm system reliably, it's supposed to be as good of a cold-press juicer as stuff that costs twice as much.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Homeless Friend posted:

lmao god bless you for posting this




oh my god

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
every time i see that picture i throw up a little in my mouth. imagine the smell! :gonk:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

you should try bullying your friend into not being an idiot though

You should make a friend so they can do this to you

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
it sounds like your friend is an easily manipulated took you should manipulate him into the glorious light of socialism

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
one of the local antifa/socialist protesters here grew up in the KKK and was a Nazi but found Socialism

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
I severed with a few ppl who went full Trump during the election cuz it was just sad to see them get so islamaphobic so quickly and they were the type of ppl who always thought they were right/smarter than everyone

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
with UBI the alt-right channers could play video games all day and then make up the remainder of a middle class income through streaming and other creative activities

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm a huge fatass but i'm stronger than mike cernovich i am extremely happy and proud

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Darkman Fanpage posted:

every time i see that picture i throw up a little in my mouth. imagine the smell! :gonk:

i feel like im smelling it every time i look, the image is cursed, everyone please stop quoting it

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/870456640167960576

:thunk:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this is how they normally celebrate earth day anyway

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

love 2 get heat stroke and flood my apartment that i never leave out of fear triggered libs!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Adam Carolla is crowdfunding a movie thats gonna take down pc culture on college campuses!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/no-safe-spaces-college-university#/

campaign posted:

HOLLYWOOD WON'T MAKE THIS FILM.

That’s why we want to make it with you. And we want you to join us as Adam and Dennis visit campuses across the country during the production of "No Safe Spaces."

Come along on a road trip that will include trigger warnings, real social justice warriors, and maybe even some tailgating. Adam and Dennis will show you how so many terrible, horrible, no good, very bad ideas have ruined college for young people and now threaten to ruin the country by creating a nation of precious snowflakes who melt when they encounter an idea that they disagree with. And while the topic is serious, we can’t resist making this a funny film.

So check out our perks and join in the fun as Adam and Dennis get to the bottom of so much nonsense in America. And if you’re already offended, we hope that you'll protest our movie at the theater.

WHY WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT.

For obvious reasons, Hollywood won’t be financing a film that calls out the hysteria and indoctrination taking place at universities. That would be like asking a clown to take a stand against wearing giant shoes and driving tiny cars. This film will entertain and educate as an independent voice; your voice.

Movies are expensive to make, distribute, and market. Michael Moore spent around $6 million making Fahrenheit 9/11, and he’ll likely have a bigger budget for his next film. Our budget is much smaller, but we still need the resources to make a great film and give it the distribution that it deserves. We are intending for this film to make a major impact and be in theaters all across America.

Your money won’t be spent on caviar and deep tissue massages. You will be financing a college tour that will take Carolla and Prager deep into the belly of the illiberal beast. And you will be mobilizing a talented team of professionals to tell this story with the highest amount of substance and style. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the team and to be able to say, “Yes, I built that. I made that happen.”

COMING SOON: NO SAFE SPACES TOUR

Like any good buddy movie, Carolla and Prager will team up as an unlikely duo and put themselves in harm's way to save the world.

Ok, maybe that's sounds a bit over the top, but showing up on campus and taking questions from a bunch of hysterical snowflakes doesn't come without some drama.

The upcoming No Safe Spaces tour will consist of Carolla and Prager visiting college campuses around the country this upcoming fall and putting on unscripted, unfiltered, live shows.

See you on campus!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
lol it's flex funding which might as well be a massive siren screaming "its a scam"

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

somebody please tell him snowflakes HATE it when people die in house fires.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Uncle Wemus posted:

Adam Carolla is crowdfunding a movie thats gonna take down pc culture on college campuses!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/no-safe-spaces-college-university#/

It's Straw Dogs not Strawmen

Gizmoduck_5000
Oct 6, 2013

Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Adam Carolla is crowdfunding a movie thats gonna take down pc culture on college campuses!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/no-safe-spaces-college-university#/

So they travel the country trolling college kids?

"Hey why are you being such a precious little snowflake? Just because I'm shouting racial epithets? I don't even see any Eskimos around, do you? I got you good you moron! Look how uncomfortable you are! Freakin' idiot!"

Gizmoduck_5000
Oct 6, 2013

Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

logikv9 posted:

i'm a huge fatass but i'm stronger than mike cernovich i am extremely happy and proud

The second rule of internet trolling is that people on a soapbox are always the opposite of what they're trying to convey. For example, Redpill guys like Cernovich like people to think that they're hyper-rational alpha males who are fighting for freedom and liberty when they are actually tantrum throwing emasculated cry babies who are fighting for preference over others.

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Paul Joseph Watson is probably the dumbest character among these people.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Crane Fist posted:

Are you getting more phonetically something? I want to say southern but I'm not really sure, all you Americans sound the same

it's a southern accent


i did not, but everyone has an oven, so it's a choice that's always open to me :lol:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Coolness Averted posted:

somebody please tell him snowflakes HATE it when people die in house fires.



niiiiiice

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

snoremac posted:

Paul Joseph Watson is probably the dumbest character among these people.

he is afraid of leaving his house because MUSLIMS

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