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This dude has been popping up on my fb feed for the past few months. Politically he is hard to pin down. He seemed really behind Trump leading up to the election, but now seems to hate him? Also he hates SJWs and Hillary, naturally. I think he's mostly a spurned Bernie Bro.  He is a bit oh a philosopher as well  Also a bit of a nut.  What's this? A novel with that amazing a name couldn't actually exist, correct? Nope! TechnoMigration is all too real and readily available to read. I blotted out all these names as I was going so I didn't see TechnoMigration until the end of it. He has posted it everywhere online looking for critiques from Reddit to UrbanDictionary (not joking) so while at first I felt hesitant to share the name of the book, he seems all too keen to get his name out there. So, if you want to read some chapters of it all you have to do is google the name. If you don't want to slog through it then here are some excerpts: quote:It had been a perfect evening on the Ammavaru: gulls cawed in the salt-strewn air, landing on the railing or swooping to the wake. The water slid by turquoise and foamy while on deck we were all dressed in our finest robes — satin frills on the women, silk shawls draped across flowing hair. Niko walked beside me, wearing a silver kimono, her silky black hair dancing around her chestnut face, as we followed the crowd. quote:The tree glowed green — the steel plate trunk translucent, water bubbling under the surface. A bioluminescent sun hung in the air above it, and a mist was rising up through cracks in the ground. Bolding mine because is the sun alive?? This is never explored. quote:The stadium that housed this construct had hosted the Olympics recently — track and field. All the seating had been torn out and the pneumatic pods spiraled out from the base of the tree, each one glowing soft white as they waited for their occupants. Nervous chatter sounded through the crowd as we waited to enter; two men in brown, hooded robes were shepherding us inside the stadium. We were told to walk single file through the steel gates, and we were given lit candles to carry with us. The wax dripped on our wrists as we walked between the rows of pods looking for the numbers on our tickets. Hold your candle right, you moron. Also why the need for candles if you have a bioluminescent sun hanging over you? quote:“My brothers and sisters,” Master Akirabe said, his gold-robed arms spread over his pulpit. “Thank you all for joining me this summer solstice. What a pleasureful life the sun has illuminated these past two hundred and seventy-five years aboard our mother, Ammavaru. Our country — this ship is our country, something that hadn’t existed for eons as we floated through the sea of tranquility that was the Digital Realm. What a blessing that had been — or was it a curse? Was it?! Who fuckin cares.
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Calling me racist is fascism. The rights of black people to not be silences by hate speech? They need thicker skin
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So the local newspaper had a nice editorial. It got some of the usual transphobic bullshit in the comments, but one thread was bizarre.  I don't know if Phil Anderer is joking or just an elderly gentleman.
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Jun 2, 2017 00:15
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SpacePig posted:Yeah, just saw this a minute ago. Wonder why. Apparently Dr. Pepper Snapple got it shutdown. http://www.businessinsider.com/covfefe-joke-gets-rogue-rc-cola-account-suspended-from-twitter-2017-6 I didn't know being a parody account was a bannable offense on twitter.
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Jun 2, 2017 00:16
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That's pathetic. It was excellent free advertising, just look at the responses in this thread.
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:What the gently caress SpacePig posted:Yeah, just saw this a minute ago. Wonder why. Because nobody is allowed fun anymore 
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Jun 2, 2017 01:06
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1. Make everyone believe in climate change 2. ???? 3. Redistribute all the wealth 
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Jun 2, 2017 01:26
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Middle class people are environmentally friendly
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Waterbed Wendy posted:This dude has been popping up on my fb feed for the past few months. Politically he is hard to pin down. He seemed really behind Trump leading up to the election, but now seems to hate him? Also he hates SJWs and Hillary, naturally. Post this poo poo in the terrible books thread.
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Jun 2, 2017 01:29
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idk that thread, but if you link it i will post tecnomigrate there because drat, it's so bad. there are talking monkies!
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Waterbed Wendy posted:idk that thread, but if you link it i will post tecnomigrate there because drat, it's so bad. there are talking monkies! Here you go: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3728926&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Waterbed Wendy posted:This dude has been popping up on my fb feed for the past few months. Politically he is hard to pin down. He seemed really behind Trump leading up to the election, but now seems to hate him? Also he hates SJWs and Hillary, naturally. Talking about women? First, lets talk about men.
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belt posted:Apparently Dr. Pepper Snapple got it shutdown. http://www.businessinsider.com/covfefe-joke-gets-rogue-rc-cola-account-suspended-from-twitter-2017-6 More reasons why Twitter needs to burn to the ground. LOL at them getting off their rear end when some money is thrown around. *Twitter ignores the poo poo storm about the female ghostbusters* *poo poo gets real as an actress gets her million dollar lawyer to threaten legal action* Well gee golly, I guess we should ban this "dangerous f-word."
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Jun 2, 2017 03:27
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So, what, he doesn't touch his dick when he pees or jerks it? Cause touching penis is suuuuper gay.
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Jun 2, 2017 04:20
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Hey it's that dude that feminist's lecture was about. At least I hope so, otherwise there's two of them.
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Jun 2, 2017 04:27
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I mean, not every part needs to be cleaned with soap. Vaginas and assholes don't as soap messes up the delicate pH balances.
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dovetaile posted:I mean, not every part needs to be cleaned with soap. Vaginas and assholes don't as soap messes up the delicate pH balances. 
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dovetaile posted:I mean, not every part needs to be cleaned with soap. Vaginas and assholes don't as soap messes up the delicate pH balances. You'd have to douche to get soap in either of those. If it's skin, wash it.
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Jun 2, 2017 04:35
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dovetaile posted:I mean, not every part needs to be cleaned with soap. Vaginas and assholes don't as soap messes up the delicate pH balances. No, I'm pretty sure you can and should use a mild, unscented soap on your rear end in a top hat. there wolf posted:You'd have to douche to get soap in either of those. If it's skin, wash it. The vulva should only be washed with warm water, per every gyno I've ever met.
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Jun 2, 2017 04:38
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 If unisex bathrooms became common. There would be a whole new business of mobile womens only pay bathrooms. I'm currently working on a construction project for a pretty fancy restaurant. And the architect ordered expensive motif wallpaper for all the bathrooms. And I overheard the construction project manager just tell him "no". The architect insisted and he was told "no" again. He was told that men piss on everything and you can either have plastic mats on the walls or tile in there but nothing else. Oh yeah they also added a floor drain in the womens bathroom but not the mens (due to plan changes the drain ended up in the outside hallway under a wall so they just plugged it and added a floor on top). So whoever has to clean the urinals can forget about just hosing them down and sweeping the water to the well. They have to do it by hand with a bucket 
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Jun 2, 2017 05:00
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If you're sticking any cleaning product up your vag, you shouldn't have the privilege of owning one.
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Jun 2, 2017 05:09
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Picnic Princess posted:If you're sticking any cleaning product up your vag, you shouldn't have the privilege of owning one. Please don't shame the fleshlight cleaners. This is something that should be encouraged not discouraged.
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Jun 2, 2017 05:12
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Catberry posted:
I can't see unisex washrooms ever catching on in North America as long as we use the puritanical gaping stalls. https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/i-can-see-you?utm_term=.ps36bOOnw#.klRp533xB 
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can't see unisex washrooms ever catching on in North America as long as we use the puritanical gaping stalls. https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/i-can-see-you?utm_term=.ps36bOOnw#.klRp533xB Ah, the cubicles of the bathroom world. Somebody should get a medal for that one. A heavy one to the face, that is!
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Jun 2, 2017 05:27
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Watching an extra credits video on the hunt for the Bismarck. Since the topic is WW2 I like to read the comments and play "spot the nazi" 
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Dienes posted:No, I'm pretty sure you can and should use a mild, unscented soap on your rear end in a top hat. as someone who lives in a country where I've never seen a douche before because it probably wouldn't fly with our health regulations the concept of douching baffles me (not really because making women feel gross about natural things to make them buy stuff that wrecks whatever didn't need fixing is a proud capitalist tradition) . Use douche to smell better, gently caress up puss flora, get more smelly from infections and allergies. atleast you're not advised to baste your puss in Lysol any more.
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Idiots on Social Media: we were all dressed in our finest robes
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GrandpaPants posted:I'm curious what he did to get a court order forbidding him from using Facebook. Harassment while on drugs. For example randomly PMing "what's up ma nigga" to black guys, and repeatedly PMing his brother's wife asking her for a blowjob, I'm sure there's more, but that's all I was told. Also this guy is British, I don't know him personally so I can't give you a full back story. I'll ask my mate to do some more screen captures. In terms of the sweating like a * in a *... I've heard "Sweating like a paeodphile in Mothercare" (that's a UK superstore for baby products). beato has a new favorite as of 06:52 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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beato posted:A friend of a friend on Facebook. I thought he must be a troll, but my friend said no this guy is actually loving nuts, he's actually got a court order forbidding him from using Facebook too. These are some of his most recent posts about his Amsterdam trip... Requesting more from this guy. This is amazing..
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can't see unisex washrooms ever catching on in North America as long as we use the puritanical gaping stalls. https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/i-can-see-you?utm_term=.ps36bOOnw#.klRp533xB The public toilets here almost never have gaps. However they almost never have locks. More than once I've finished pissing, zipped up and turned around to find some kid had just shoved the door open expecting the stall to be empty and just stood there staring at my back while I took a leak.
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piss explosion posted:Requesting more from this guy. This is amazing.. More on the way. I just need to pixelate the identities. I'll do it on my lunch break later.
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Catberry posted:Watching an extra credits video on the hunt for the Bismarck. Well it didn't work 
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Sarcopenia posted:as someone who lives in a country where I've never seen a douche before because it probably wouldn't fly with our health regulations the concept of douching baffles me (not really because making women feel gross about natural things to make them buy stuff that wrecks whatever didn't need fixing is a proud capitalist tradition) . Use douche to smell better, gently caress up puss flora, get more smelly from infections and allergies. atleast you're not advised to baste your puss in Lysol any more. Do you have mouthwash, because it's pretty much the same exact same marketing bullshit.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I can't see unisex washrooms ever catching on in North America as long as we use the puritanical gaping stalls. https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/i-can-see-you?utm_term=.ps36bOOnw#.klRp533xB
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HAT FETISH posted:I spent like two weeks in the US earlier this year and holy loving poo poo most public bathrooms – especially the ones in airports – have gaps at least this wide. What the gently caress is wrong with that country. No functioning unions = no living wages = no-one bothers doing their job properly  / 
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Jerry Cotton posted:No functioning unions = no living wages = no-one bothers doing their job properly e: No, it is a deliberate design choice. Our bathroom stalls are designed to be like that. On purpose. HAT FETISH posted:I spent like two weeks in the US earlier this year and holy loving poo poo most public bathrooms – especially the ones in airports – have gaps at least this wide. What the gently caress is wrong with that country. If it wasn't for the giant gaps people could be having sex or shooting heroin in there.  I doubt the gaps discourage anyone who wants to shoot heroin or have bathroom sex, but this way we all get to watch.
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Facebook Aunt posted:If it wasn't for the giant gaps people could be having sex or shooting heroin in there. gently caress I'd shoot heroin and have sex through those gaps!
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