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| Labour |
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907 | 49.92% |
| Theresa May Team (Conservative) |
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48 | 2.64% |
| Liberal Democrats |
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31 | 1.71% |
| UKIP |
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13 | 0.72% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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25 | 1.38% |
| Green |
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22 | 1.21% |
| Scottish Socialist Party |
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12 | 0.66% |
| Scottish Conservative Party |
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1 | 0.06% |
| Scottish National Party |
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59 | 3.25% |
| Some Kind of Irish Unionist |
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4 | 0.22% |
| Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian |
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3 | 0.17% |
| Some Kind of Irish Nationalist |
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36 | 1.98% |
| Misc. Far Left Trots |
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35 | 1.93% |
| Misc. Far Right Fash |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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49 | 2.70% |
| Space Navies Party |
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39 | 2.15% |
| Independent / Single Issue |
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2 | 0.11% |
| Can't Vote |
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188 | 10.35% |
| Won't Vote |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Spoiled Ballot |
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15 | 0.83% |
| Pissflaps |
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312 | 17.17% |
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Hanging's too good for Phil Collins. "When will the loony left get rid of the fatal illusion that public investment is better than pointless austerity," Isn't the conservative line that they beat the recession? Why are we STILL doing austerity lol this is so blatant.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:30
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Pissflaps posted:I talked to my mum about the election and she ended up carrying me around the house on her shoulders. You must have very high ceilings.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:30
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Praseodymi posted:You must have very high ceilings. Or my mum might be a little person. Edit: or me Or both of us?
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Jun 2, 2017 12:31
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Praseodymi posted:All species are vital to the ecosystem you numpty.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:31
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Praseodymi posted:Topically, I talked to my mum for the first time in a while and she hates May and the local Tory enough to consider voting Labour, but the chance that the party might just implode and not get anything done is putting her off. You could always point out that if Corbyn wins the credibility of his internal critics is zero since their main complaint has been that he's unelectable. Therefore he'd likely have a much more solid position than before.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:32
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Dead Cosmonaut posted:the elusive migrating goalposts It's called a benchmark and it's something real political analysts do, he's a real political analyst, he's not a joke, he's
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Jun 2, 2017 12:32
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nopantsjack posted:It is bizzare, its literally the name of the party guys. Go join the #libdemfightback. The PLP, NEC and the membership will be at each other throats again no doubt. Though having said that regardless of the results a bunch of the shittiest elements of the PLP have purged themselves, like Reid, Dugher and Tristram Hunt. The big question will be whether the overwhelmingly left-wing membership will stick around even in the event of a bad loss, which personally I think it will - people have been saying that this has been one of the biggest and most energetic compaigns in a long time, members didn't turn out in these numbers to compaign for Miliband. Corbyn would have to lose another leadership election or step down as leader, neither of which is particularly likely at this point I think.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:33
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Remember Ipsos Mori are using historical trends to determine youth vote, so do everything in your power to get the loving vote out. That raw polling data is magical. https://twitter.com/BobbyIpsosMORI/status/870598290659844096 does anyone have an update on that guy who was tweeting Labour's ceiling?
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Jun 2, 2017 12:33
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Cerebral Bore posted:You could always point out that if Corbyn wins the credibility of his internal critics is zero since their main complaint has been that he's unelectable. Therefore he'd likely have a much more solid position than before. you'd think that wouldn't you but they're shameless
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Jun 2, 2017 12:33
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If Corbyn wins big Pissflaps should be forced to call him "Comrade Corbyn”, “Glorious Leader”, or “Tovarisch”.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:35
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Praseodymi posted:All species are vital to the ecosystem you numpty. Not really, the niche is more important than the species filling it. It's like with malaria - you could wipe out Anopheles and the other mosquitos would just pick up the slack and the ecosystem would be fine. I'd imagine squirrels are much the same. Indiscriminately machine-gunning them probably isn't the best way to go about it though.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:36
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Dead Cosmonaut posted:If Corbyn wins big Pissflaps should be forced to call him "Comrade Corbyn”, “Glorious Leader”, or “Tovarisch”. I'm comfortable agreeing with that.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:37
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if Corbyn has cabinet seats to hand out rather than shad cab seats, I think he'd quickly have all the careerists on board
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Jun 2, 2017 12:37
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Pissflaps posted:I'm comfortable agreeing with that. Did you ever name someone in Labour you'd rather see lead?
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Jun 2, 2017 12:37
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Not really, the niche is more important than the species filling it. It's like with malaria - you could wipe out Anopheles and the other mosquitos would just pick up the slack and the ecosystem would be fine. I'd imagine squirrels are much the same. Maybe vital is a strong word, but the ecosystem is a collection of organisms. By removing one you are directly altering the ecosystem, and there will be knock on effects of some magnitude.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:38
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Jose posted:you'd think that wouldn't you but they're shameless Yeah, but if they try to stab Corbs after a GE win it provides a golden opportunity to introduce mandatory reselection 
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Jun 2, 2017 12:39
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Did you ever name someone in Labour you'd rather see lead? Bit late for that now. Ask me again when the contest starts.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:39
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Gonzo McFee posted:*whispering seductively in your ear* Side note, I worked at Ipsos Mori for a while a couple of years back due to Jobcentre shenanigans. I am incredibly happy I don't work there any more (and have an actually good job now). Of the people who didn't immediately hang up on us (after we dialled their number with Random Dialing Techniques™ that were Not Technically Illegal™) we got: 1) Students who were high as balls and usually answered our surveys with thudding techno music in the background. Leaned left politically, but usually hung up at random before the end. 2) Shrill screeching women who told us how we deserved to die. Always women, always really high pitched, always unlisted numbers that the autodialer had decided to call. And always furiously angry at us for calling them, which I can't blame them for. 3) Really lonely old people who would try to tell us their entire life stories because nobody in their family spoke to them any more. Usually started very polite until it gradually became obvious the reason nobody spoke to them was that they were the Racist Grandma of the family. Most surveys had age quotas to screen out older people once they had enough responses from them. But it was tricky getting anyone under 60 to actually stay on the phone. So pretty much every survey I got finished was from elderly lifelong Tories.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:40
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If Corbyn actually wins this or even gets a hung parliament I'm sure Pissflaps will absolutely adore Jeremy Corbyn for the full two weeks he's PM before the PLP start trying to kick Corbyn out again.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:40
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Polls always contract just before elections. Corbyn has played his hand incredibly well (particularly compared to May who keeps confusing which side of the card she's supposed to be looking at) but lets keep our expectations realistic? She ties her majority and she's gone, so there's that.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:40
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Dead Cosmonaut posted:If Corbyn wins big Pissflaps should be forced to call him "Comrade Corbyn”, “Glorious Leader”, or “Tovarisch”. I think you'll find if Corbyn wins we'll all be forced to call him that, and report any criticisms of his great socialist reforms to our local chapter of the reformed IRA
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Jun 2, 2017 12:42
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Angepain posted:I think you'll find if Corbyn wins we'll all be forced to call him that, and report any criticisms of his great socialist reforms to our local chapter of the reformed IRA  Can't wait tbh, can't be any worse than the crushing banality of the Jobcentre.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:43
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ronya posted:if Corbyn has cabinet seats to hand out rather than shad cab seats, I think he'd quickly have all the careerists on board They have to give Corbyn a hug first, that's why Tim Farron doesn't want to go into coalition in case he contracts The Gays by touching another man
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Jun 2, 2017 12:45
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in particular, regardless of whether Corbyn wins or loses, he's still 68yo even if you're the spaddiest Blairite to have ever spadded, you'd still want to slot yourself in the head of the queue for when Corbyn is obliged to step aside by Father Time anyway
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Jun 2, 2017 12:46
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He's a vegan who keeps active. I'd say he's got at least another forty years.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:47
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blowfish posted:I'm not going to do the full Species-focused protection and conservation schemes are usually used to supplement and support ecosystem and habitat protection schemes. They are not disconnected, but form a complex web. More often than both habitat and species level work is done by the same people. edit: This is becoming a derail and the thread moves on to new things.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:48
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post because I'm packing to leave this rainy and/or overly sunny and hot island for two weeks, but essentially
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MikeCrotch posted:They have to give Corbyn a hug first, that's why Tim Farron doesn't want to go into coalition in case he contracts The Gays by touching another man Pfft look at this fool who doesn't know that the way they turn you gay is with chemicals in the water strong enough to turn even the horniest toad into a gay frog. Why do you think he loves his milk?
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Jun 2, 2017 12:49
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El Perkele posted:Species-focused protection and conservation schemes are usually used to supplement and support ecosystem and habitat protection schemes. They are not disconnected, but form a complex web. More often than both habitat and species level work is done by the same people. It is but we don't often get to talk about the environment (because other issues usually get a much higher priority), so thank you anyway - you were more eloquent than I would be. 
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Jun 2, 2017 12:54
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What exactly would constitute a Corbyn win? It seems that no poll actually gives Labor a shot at having more seats than the Conservatives, so he would have to form a coalition of 2-4 parties?
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Jun 2, 2017 12:55
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GaussianCopula posted:What exactly would constitute a Corbyn win? gently caress off Nazi.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:55
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hand-fed baby bird posted:He's a vegan who keeps active. I'd say he's got at least another forty years. Also non-drinker, non-smoker and has allegedly never touched a drug. Guys probably sticking around for a while
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Jun 2, 2017 12:56
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GaussianCopula posted:What exactly would constitute a Corbyn win? Coalition with the SNP and SF. You Nazi gently caress
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Jun 2, 2017 12:58
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SteelMentor posted:
I can't wait to have sex.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:58
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Not Operator posted:I can't wait to have sex. Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.
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Jun 2, 2017 12:59
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GaussianCopula posted:What exactly would constitute a Corbyn win? When the monarchy and bourgeoisie are overthrown by the proletariat
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Jun 2, 2017 13:02
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Dead Cosmonaut posted:the elusive migrating goalposts Migrating pollposts surely?
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Jun 2, 2017 13:05
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hand-fed baby bird posted:He's a vegan who keeps active. I'd say he's got at least another forty years. What, a vegan? edit: No just a vegetarian, phew. His Divine Shadow fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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Jun 2, 2017 13:06
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Gonzo McFee posted:Coalition with the SNP and SF.
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Jun 2, 2017 13:06
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GaussianCopula posted:What exactly would constitute a Corbyn win? A 'Corbyn win' would be him going to the queen asking to form a government.
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Kurtofan posted:why did may call the election lol She was walking in a field in Wales one weekend and saw a sheep poo poo all over itself and said to her aide "hold my beer"
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