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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this election has been a proper roller coaster

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Is the PC-G Plaid Cymru?

PC means Plaid Cymru, G means they are a part of the Greens/European Free Alliance party in the European Parliament.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Jose posted:

They'll almost certainly try and get rid of her if its not a landslide though because she's hosed this election up really badly

lower your expectations please, you cant expect the pm to do things like 'debate competently' and 'not be terrible' wtf is this utopia youre expecting

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jose posted:

this election has been a proper roller coaster

It has been much more enjoyable than I thought, when it was first called I was genuinely devastated at the idea I'd have to pay attention to UK politics again.

I do think its gonna have a tragic ending but mainly because:

A) If i have hope I will be completely distraught on election day when the tories return a majority of 100 MPs despite all evidence to the contrary
and
B) Shock turnarounds against the polls only benefit evil, never good.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Corbyn has the Trump magic

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jose posted:

They'll almost certainly try and get rid of her if its not a landslide though because she's hosed this election up really badly

I MAY not BE Leon Trotsky

but I will STILL be stabbed in the back by my own PARTY while arguing AGAINST socialism in one country

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Corbyn has the Trump magic

i don't think anyone expected may to be that much worse a candidate than clinton

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
corbyn would be the most hilarious world leader, start off with bernie and remove his charisma and replace it with jam

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ JEZZA TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Jose posted:

i don't think anyone expected may to be that much worse a candidate than clinton

There's a massive narrative overlap between Trump and Corbyn. The media in their respective countries were both overwhelmingly against them, they both faced significant resistance from members of their own party, their opponent is one of the most unlikable people in electoral history. I also think (with no evidence at all) that Labour voters will be way more motivated to turn out than the Tories after May's complete poo poo show. My money (if I had any to bet) would be on Conservatives losing their majority.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
corbyn was deeply unpopular with long time labour voters in a way that never happened for trump

then the tories did the worst possible thing and release a manifesto that properly fucks over old people lol

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Hopefully he won't eat a vegan scone like a massive goon in the last 2 days.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

My money (if I had any to bet)

lol stopped reading there *lights cigar with £50*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i feel like putting a really loving stupid bet on a hung parliament, both leaders being kicked out and then the tories getting a majority at a second election with Yvette cooper in charge of labour

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Jose posted:

i feel like putting a really loving stupid bet on a hung parliament, both leaders being kicked out and then the tories getting a majority at a second election with Yvette cooper in charge of labour

i sent an email under a sock account to yvette telling her not to run, so um i would advise against this!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

corbyn was deeply unpopular with long time labour voters in a way that never happened for trump
Right, he's an effete little englander which intuitively pisses off quite a large amount of Labour voters instantly.

quote:

then the tories did the worst possible thing and release a manifesto that properly fucks over old people lol
You have to wonder why they wouldn't just have that policy in their heads as a thing to do but obviously not put it in the manifesto because how insanely stupid do you have to be to think printing "gently caress the old and their inheritors" is going to go down with people in general.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Baloogan posted:

corbyn would be the most hilarious world leader, start off with bernie and remove his charisma and replace it with jam

They both have equal amounts of low charisma IMO

they both sound like old teachers banging on at you but Sanders sounds like a cartoon walrus which gives him the edge

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

jBrereton posted:

You have to wonder why they wouldn't just have that policy in their heads as a thing to do but obviously not put it in the manifesto because how insanely stupid do you have to be to think printing "gently caress the old and their inheritors" is going to go down with people in general.

Sheer hubris. They probably saw all the great polling and assumed that people actually want a Tory agenda, and not that they're backing Conservatives for Brexit.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

nopantsjack posted:

They both have equal amounts of low charisma IMO

they both sound like old teachers banging on at you but Sanders sounds like a cartoon walrus which gives him the edge

I think when people are exposed to Corbyn, they like him. He's a chill old guy. They just don't think he's particularly prime ministerial.

Stabbatical
Sep 15, 2011

quote:

South Thanet Tory candidate Craig Mackinlay charged over expenses


The Conservative candidate for South Thanet has been charged for alleged overspending in the 2015 general election campaign.

Craig Mackinlay, who is running again on 8 June, stands accused under the Representation of the People Act 1983, alongside his election agent Nathan Gray and party activist Marion Little.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40129826

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

ohh this is some good poo poo

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator


Olds: "The Conservatives have committed election fraud*? Ah, but Jeremy Corbyn's too much of a risk, isn't he? I think I'll still vote Tory, can't let a terrorist sympathiser into Number 10, and that May's a nice lady."

*allegedly

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/AshBeechey/status/870587548904681472

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


jBrereton posted:

Right, he's an effete little englander which intuitively pisses off quite a large amount of Labour voters instantly.

Uhhh, no, he's the opposite of a Little Englander. He's an effete cosmopolitan champagne socialist. Little Englanders are English nationalist xenophobes. Paul Nuttall is a Little Englander.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

:frogsiren: SHILL ALARM SHILL ALARM SHILL ALARM :frogsiren:

https://twitter.com/adwooldridge/status/870335968536129537

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



yeah, duh

you guys are the only ones who actually believe a vote for corbyn is a vote for full communism now!

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/jamesjammcmahon/status/870634781750460417

This is the weirdest loving election

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

forkboy84 posted:

Uhhh, no, he's the opposite of a Little Englander. He's an effete cosmopolitan champagne socialist. Little Englanders are English nationalist xenophobes. Paul Nuttall is a Little Englander.
He's from the AJP Taylor school of little englanderism rather than the Paul Nuttall school. But he is one.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
hard brexit but nationalising energy,public transport etc

:thunk:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Condiv posted:

yeah, duh

you guys are the only ones who actually believe a vote for corbyn is a vote for full communism now!

condiv while i may not like your posting it is important that you remain on this comedy forum in the hope that one day, long from now, you will come to understand the concept of 'jokes'

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Fallen Hamprince posted:

condiv while i may not like your posting it is important that you remain on this comedy forum in the hope that one day, long from now, you will come to understand the concept of 'jokes'

well he certainly will never learn the concept from you

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

hard brexit but nationalising energy,public transport etc

:thunk:
this is partly why Tess' comments about not being able to Do Brexit unless you believe in it are weird imo

like she doesn't, and corbyn clearly does????

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its a shame the tories would just sell it all off to their mates as soon as they got back in

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

jBrereton posted:

this is partly why Tess' comments about not being able to Do Brexit unless you believe in it are weird imo

like she doesn't, and corbyn clearly does????

Corbyn's 2020 Brexit deal: €2,000,000,000 annual tribute to Empress Merkel in exchange for no tariffs on jam, widely criticized as a massive handout to the United People's Raspberry Communes and Big Jar.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
at least i am relatively confident in orbyns ability to moderate the hardliners supporting him whereas may just goes where the wind takes her by the looks of it lmao

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

tbh even a poor tory showing that returns a majority but topples the leader could count as a happy outcome, brexit is still to come and better someone competent than theresa 'what is negotiating' may

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol like who they're all poo poo or mental

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

at least i am relatively confident in orbyns ability to moderate the hardliners supporting him whereas may just goes where the wind takes her by the looks of it lmao

May was against Brexit a year ago and is now ardently for it, by next election she will be campaigning on a massive system of rockets and tethers to lift Great Britain away from filthy, Pole-infested Earth.

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

its a shame the tories would just sell it all off to their mates as soon as they got back in
Even a cursory reading of UKMT would prove that if Corbyn wins, that's it, the right is done-zo forever.

Peel posted:

tbh even a poor tory showing that returns a majority but topples the leader could count as a happy outcome, brexit is still to come and better someone competent than theresa 'what is negotiating' may
Our chief negotiator is not May but slack minister David Davis, and it is a shame that Labour hasn't pressed harder on the difference between that ablative seat warmer and Big Keir.

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