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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Facebook Aunt posted:

They say everyone has a special gift. Yours is making kale not taste like kale. Grats.

I think they were saying they never put kale in soup

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I found a baller-rear end technique for making a three-cheese blend for pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Mustached Demon posted:

All must suffer under the eternal boom bust cycle.

Quinoa's good as a more nutty version of rice. That's it though nothing more. Texture's funky too if you're not ready for it.

Also is kosher for Passover for most communities who don't eat rice. :jewish:

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Improbable Lobster posted:

You're a loving cow if you eat the garnishes.

FTFY

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Well squeeze my tits and call me Daisy.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Moo moo buckaroo.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Pastry of the Year posted:

I found a baller-rear end technique for making a three-cheese blend for pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

I don't know that I expected.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Wasabi the J posted:

I don't know that I expected.

I know what I wanted though. I wanted him to use something other than his hands to mix it. If you need to tell someone how to combine three things in a bowl you sure as poo poo need to teach them about food hygiene.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Hands are fine to mix with, if you wash them beforehand. It's OK to touch food.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Kale also seems, like squash, really easy for amateur gardeners to grow, so every summer I am forced to suffer through it at every potluck.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Subjunctive posted:

Hands are fine to mix with, if you wash them beforehand. It's OK to touch food.

Washing your hands thoroughly would fall comfortably under the 'food hygiene' umbrella.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Bogan King posted:

Washing your hands thoroughly would fall comfortably under the 'food hygiene' umbrella.

Then how do you know he needs teaching, and why do you want him not to use his hands?

Smets
Nov 4, 2009
Hold on, I'm confused. How'd he get the cheeses into the three smaller bowls? Is there a Part 1 to this tutorial I'm missing?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Subjunctive posted:

Then how do you know he needs teaching, and why do you want him not to use his hands?

I think he's talking about the intended audience for the video. Someone who needs to be told to make a three cheese mix by mixing three cheeses should probably be told to wash his hands.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

CommonShore posted:

I think he's talking about the intended audience for the video. Someone who needs to be told to make a three cheese mix by mixing three cheeses should probably be told to wash his hands.

But also to not use those hands?

(He should also be sure to wash the bowl.)

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011


I need to see a Kale King crown before I believe this. No I will not google it.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




my parents always boiled kale to death and it was kinda gross but I didn't hate it as a kid. and it's like the one vegetable my husband will eat (but tossed in oil/salt/msg and baked) so I'm grateful for its ability to be dehydrated quickly, and it's cheap too :)

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


The Snoo posted:

it's like the one vegetable my husband will eat

Lifehack: only marry adults

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Poldarn posted:

I need to see a Kale King crown before I believe this. No I will not google it.

Say no more!



FunFact: Angela Merkel was crowned Kale Queen in Oldenburg in 2001. No there are no Pictures of her wearing a crown like that.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

I found a baller-rear end technique for making a three-cheese blend for pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

I like the part where he added the Pitzman's mustard

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
Well, he is a two times Personal Chef.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Shai-Hulud posted:

FunFact: Angela Merkel was crowned Kale Queen in Oldenburg in 2001. No there are no Pictures of her wearing a crown like that.
Truly, we live in the worst of all possible worlds. World leaders should be required to wear silly hats.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Pastry of the Year posted:

I found a baller-rear end technique for making a three-cheese blend for pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

Finally actually watched this. Glorious.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

He's no Weber Cooks though.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

[bends over like neo in the matrix at these posts saying its okay to use hands] what I meant to say is that the intended viewers will need to know things such as washing hand, a bowl whats clean, dont poop in it.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Control Volume posted:

[bends over like neo in the matrix at these posts saying its okay to use hands] what I meant to say is that the intended viewers will need to know things such as washing hand, a bowl whats clean, dont poop in it.

Well he does assume you know how to purchase and shred three different types of cheese.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Trebek posted:

Well he does assume you know how to purchase and shred three different types of cheese.

Who says you even need to shred it? Just buy 3 bags of pre-shredded cheese, and then feel like an artisan by mixing them in a big ol' bowl.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world
How do i make the bowls

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPk8tgWMz0

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Pastry of the Year posted:

I found a baller-rear end technique for making a three-cheese blend for pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

I loving hate when youtube chefs don't put the loving recipe in the description. He was doing poo poo so fast that I couldn't keep track of half the steps :argh:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Smets posted:

Hold on, I'm confused. How'd he get the cheeses into the three smaller bowls? Is there a Part 1 to this tutorial I'm missing?

I think normally you get them by just sorting them out from that one bowl?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Wasabi the J posted:

I don't know that I expected.

I'm looking out the window and its like the world has shifted on its axis but left me where I was. I feel shattered, like a pane of glass.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

CharlieWhiskey posted:

How do i make the bowls

Pick some 2 liter bottles out of the trash, cut out the bottom parts, and use them to store small amounts of cheese. For the big bowl to mix the cheeses, line an adult-size shoe box with cling wrap. Line the lid with cling wrap and close over the cheese to make mixing it fun and easy for kids!

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
Cross posting from funny pics thread, I feel like this fits well here.

https://m.imgur.com/FKOgSju?r

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Ah, an evolution of the Dickens' Fruit Corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwE4F4ZgNk

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

GrandpaPants posted:

A Tiverton man used thousands of unwashed clam shells to create an access road on his property.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxyIN33qY4o

If you don't like maggots, you probably shouldn't watch.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/Nxhxmy/status/870701515547090944

https://twitter.com/MyFavsTrash/status/861986975997415424

https://twitter.com/samiwert/status/862498951651631104

https://twitter.com/scritt_/status/764592318439534592

https://twitter.com/TheHumanSnorlax/status/874534089751232512

https://www.buzzfeed.com/delaneystrunk/18-people-who-are-way-too-smart-for-their-own-good?bfsource=bbf_enus&utm_term=.eoPlDwd8r#.tdZwkyGpq

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I'm pretty sure this one is legit

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