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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I thought they were adults. I had no idea they were still kids.

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bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870377860674048000
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870378588100599809
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870378898336481285
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870379085503049728
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870423571994116096

This is almost certainly made up Twitter 'intel' but how amazing would it turn out to be if Trump was the true cuck all along?

...And that American taxpayers were footing the bill to keep their arrangement going.

bowser fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Jun 2, 2017

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

cult member at airport posted:


This is 100% made up Twitter 'intel' but how amazing would it turn out to be if Trump was the true cuck all along?

The "cuck" narrative in the alt-right would flip so loving fast that green energy problem would be solved forever.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

cult member at airport posted:

This is 100% made up Twitter 'intel' but how amazing would it turn out to be if Trump was the true cuck all along?

I wouldn't care about this except for the alt-right's insane obsession with cuckoldry. It's awesome now because of that.

I'm 100% sure that Melania sleeps with other men and so does Trump.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cult member at airport posted:

https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870377860674048000
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870378588100599809
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870378898336481285
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870379085503049728
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870423571994116096

This is almost certainly made up Twitter 'intel' but how amazing would it turn out to be if Trump was the true cuck all along?

...And that American taxpayers were footing the bill to keep their arrangement going.

I want this to be true but I ain't believin poo poo until we got more

someone who isn't banned from the_donald should post this there tho

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/870690227924353024

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

business hammocks posted:

I thought they were adults. I had no idea they were still kids.

I feel like a lot of Americans have been saying this about the whole Trump administration.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



The rumor that they were going to get divorced has been around since November but I have yet to see any sourcing of this. It's very believable though.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!



Ginsburg and Kagan don't count?

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

cult member at airport posted:

https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870377860674048000
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870378588100599809
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870378898336481285
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870379085503049728
https://twitter.com/monicabyrne13/status/870423571994116096

This is almost certainly made up Twitter 'intel' but how amazing would it turn out to be if Trump was the true cuck all along?

...And that American taxpayers were footing the bill to keep their arrangement going.

"Novelist, playwright, artist, activist, "

Yeah something tells me it's fake lmao

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

axeil posted:

Rural poverty is a really big deal and it's pretty drat depressing. We should be doing more to help people, but I have no idea what the solution is. Coal mining isn't coming back and you can't turn all of Appalachia into tourist locations.

I am a dumb hick from Texas and I suggest this: basic minimum income, free education, and also pay people extra to go to school for particularly valued fields. I.e if you want to be an anthropology major, fine, whatever, but you get extra beer money if you go for industrial engineering or medical skills etc. Every education package, preferred or not, includes How To Be Good At Life classes. Bing bong chronic poverty eradicated in a generation

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

business hammocks posted:

I thought they were adults. I had no idea they were still kids.

He has three daughters and one of them is in the military.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
I mean - imagine being able to be first lady of the united states and being totally uninterested.

God dammit I just remembered that we didn't get first lady bill clinton and i got mad again

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


cult member at airport posted:


This is almost certainly made up Twitter 'intel' but how amazing would it turn out to be if Trump was the true cuck all along?

...And that American taxpayers were footing the bill to keep their arrangement going.

Well in the past most things he accused others of turned out to be him projecting his own issues, so I believe there is something to the divorce thing. Turning out to be the cuckold in chief would be icing on the cake.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Trying and failing to convince your dad that evil strangers are lying to him doesn't make you more powerful than two Supreme Court Justices.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Flesh Forge posted:

I am a dumb hick from Texas and I suggest this: basic minimum income, free education, and also pay people extra to go to school for particularly valued fields. I.e if you want to be an anthropology major, fine, whatever, but you get extra beer money if you go for industrial engineering or medical skills etc. Every education package, preferred or not, includes How To Be Good At Life classes. Bing bong chronic poverty eradicated in a generation

UBI is a good policy that we should enact. Everyone needs food/shelter/medical care and we shouldn't arbitrarily ration them into certain buckets and have giant morality pageants with drug testing and other bullshit about it.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
I hope the pee tape is real, but the prostitutes are dudes. Gayness is the Kompromat. It fits Trump being the perfect avatar of the GOP.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

theflyingorc posted:

I mean - imagine being able to be first lady of the united states and being totally uninterested.

God dammit I just remembered that we didn't get first lady bill clinton and i got mad again

It's interesting seeing a first lady that does jack poo poo.

I think this opens the door for someone unmarried to be POTUS because donnie effectively is

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

TheScott2K posted:

Trying and failing to convince your dad that evil strangers are lying to him doesn't make you more powerful than two Supreme Court Justices.

Is she even really doing that or just wanting to appear to be doing that for her image?

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Flesh Forge posted:

I am a dumb hick from Texas and I suggest this: basic minimum income, free education, and also pay people extra to go to school for particularly valued fields. I.e if you want to be an anthropology major, fine, whatever, but you get extra beer money if you go for industrial engineering or medical skills etc. Every education package, preferred or not, includes How To Be Good At Life classes. Bing bong chronic poverty eradicated in a generation

NIT instead of UBI, and only free college education for particularly valued fields (as determined by BLS*). Universal pre-K. Medicaid for all. That's my version.

Does that version of Democratic Socialism make me a third way centrist shill? It's hard to keep up with how close to FULL COMMUNISM NOW I need to be to be woke these days.

*Bureau of Labor Statistics. I know my av suggests a different BLS.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/870693471677329409
It makes me so sad that my religious family members have all been brainwashed into believing this fucker is a paragon of Christianity.

Also, :lol: Infowars:
https://twitter.com/Wokieleaksalt/status/870683460406353920

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
personally i think we should use airline drink vouchers as currency

Truancy-Bot
May 9, 2012

eat a dick, truancy-bot

Oooh. I need more Trump stuff like this. This hits the spot.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
I hope that the source for that Monica Byrne gossip is the barista at the coffee bar in Trump Tower.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005


goddamn this is purestrain

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

I am pleased to see that the right-wing strategy of aggressively making GBS threads one's own pants then claiming victory when said pants-making GBS threads elicits disgust continues unabated.

Riatsala fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jun 2, 2017

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Sloober posted:

It's interesting seeing a first lady that does jack poo poo.

I think this opens the door for someone unmarried to be POTUS because donnie effectively is

we had an unmarried president

he is widely considered to be the worst president of all time*


*let's see where we are in 4-8 years

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

cult member at airport posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/870693471677329409
It makes me so sad that my religious family members have all been brainwashed into believing this fucker is a paragon of Christianity.
https://twitter.com/CarmelByDay/status/870694228447305734

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Honestly the idea that Trump has a verbal contract with his wife that keeps him from having sex with her but still allows him to project the concept that he's married to a supermodel to the public is like the most Trump Art Of The Deal poo poo possible.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
This is interesting. It says Mueller is "taking control of the grand jury investigation" implying it's been going on for a while

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/870724248331014145


https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/870724951506132997

hanales fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jun 2, 2017

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Good to see that Woolsey has been getting work since his RPG translation days

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Monica Byrne posted:

Melania's been having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany's in the Trump Tower lobby.

It's this little detail right here that hits the "plausibility sweet spot" for me. It's a little random but it isn't totally vague (it's not "she's having an affair with SOMEONE") and not so specific where it gets suspiciously sensational (such as if they actually name-dropped somebody) but specific enough that the rumor allows itself to be debunked (I mean, you could probably google who the head of security at that Tiffany's is) and makes it feel more credible.

I dunno chances are still on the side of it being dumb BS gossip but it doesn't have that "obviously designed to be either a sensational headline grabber or vague unproveable myth that circulates in murmurs 'til the end of time" feel that I get from a lot of dumb BS gossip

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Hellblazer187 posted:

NIT instead of UBI, and only free college education for particularly valued fields (as determined by BLS*). Universal pre-K. Medicaid for all. That's my version.

Does that version of Democratic Socialism make me a third way centrist shill? It's hard to keep up with how close to FULL COMMUNISM NOW I need to be to be woke these days.

*Bureau of Labor Statistics. I know my av suggests a different BLS.

That leaves arts and humanities unattainable for bottom tier income, do you have any reason for that besides "it's cheaper"?

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

Flesh Forge posted:

That leaves arts and humanities unattainable for bottom tier income, do you have any reason for that besides "it's cheaper"?
Rich people make the worst art, so this cannot stand. :colbert:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

theflyingorc posted:

we had an unmarried president

he is widely considered to be the worst president of all time*


*let's see where we are in 4-8 years

He did have a pretty cute boyfriend though. :3:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

That leaves arts and humanities unattainable for bottom tier income, do you have any reason for that besides "it's cheaper"?

Not to disagree, I actually like your plan better, but NIT would allow for a liberal arts education, it just wouldn't be free. I'd prefer it be free, but it's not unattainable with NIT.

That's a bit of a nitpick though, as your plan is more progressive (no pun intended).

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Has anyone seen the tabloids lately? It's STILL all "Hillary Benghazi Huma secret love affair children are dead Muslim emails plot" blasted all over them. All these tabloids don't have any thing to post about Trump. Who's running these things? Is it don't because this is they audience or is it because they are all run by Trumpers?

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Al Borland Corp. posted:

Has anyone seen the tabloids lately? It's STILL all "Hillary Benghazi Huma secret love affair children are dead Muslim emails plot" blasted all over them. All these tabloids don't have any thing to post about Trump. Who's running these things? Is it don't because this is they audience or is it because they are all run by Trumpers?

If you want unbelievable and sensational stories about Trump just tune in to CNN!

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Has anyone seen the tabloids lately? It's STILL all "Hillary Benghazi Huma secret love affair children are dead Muslim emails plot" blasted all over them. All these tabloids don't have any thing to post about Trump. Who's running these things? Is it don't because this is they audience or is it because they are all run by Trumpers?

Who do you think owns some of em? Give ya a hint, it's kinda Fox-like

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Spaced God posted:

I hate that it's TYOOL 2017 and we are still trying to learn lessons motherfucking Captain Planet taught us in the 90's.

90s nothing, we're going to get Dust Bowl 2 because loving rednecks think that they can do they same thing their (great?)grandparents did and just magically not have the top soil blow away for reasons.

"LOL Libs say that putting my dick in this fire will hurt me just like it hurt my ancestor, they're lairs."

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