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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
She's not actually answered a question. This is loving pointless.

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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

forkboy84 posted:

scientists do not yet know whether this is affecting people seems like the key words here. Not letting the LibDems off that easy.

Not at all the same issue but I can see someone confusing the two:

Scientists warn of sperm count crisis

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

She's just ignoring him haha

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Still no definition of a bad deal, some vague answer about punishing us, claps and the usual acceptance that it's somehow been answered.
Christ this is poo poo.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
I can't watch right now, can someone tell me how many catchphrases come up?

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

Not Operator posted:

I can't watch right now, can someone tell me how many catchphrases come up?
Let me be absolutely clear, *white noise*

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Not Operator posted:

I can't watch right now, can someone tell me how many catchphrases come up?

loving all of them, this robot only talks in meaningless sound bites.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Not Operator posted:

I can't watch right now, can someone tell me how many catchphrases come up?

There has just been some sort of stream of conscious thought that was 90% buzzwords and catchphrases.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

jabby posted:



I've heard this argument a few times, but no-one has ever adequately explained what kind of 'who-knows-what' someone could do with a photograph of you. A picture taken in public rather than one taken privately, obviously.

The main thing I would think of is post it online in a cruel or derogatory way, like those Spotted in Walmart sites, or the lady who was breastfeeding on a step (probably because that's the only thing I can imagine someone doing with a photo of me).

Obviously I don't think you would do that, but it does happen and it must be heart breaking if you are one of the people.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I genuinely have no idea what she's trying to say and have no idea what her actual opinions are.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Oh good this is stuttering nothingness. Blergh.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol i just started watching what the gently caress is this answer

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Ooooh, her contempt for the audience is showing.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Who are these knobheads clapping?

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006

Not Operator posted:

I can't watch right now, can someone tell me how many catchphrases come up?

"Only I can get a good brexit deal, everyone else can't, I BELIEVE IN BRITAIN-PEOPLE"

*audience furiously claps while jizzing themself*

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Did she actually have the gall to claim she didn't call this election for selfish reasons?

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Who are these knobheads clapping?

One of them is a ruddy faced thumb-headed prick.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

It's all just white noise so far. Nothing to damage her reputation, nothing to improve it.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Only real applause has been for the audience.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


She seems to some sort of grimace as a nervous tic.
No one's pressed her, or allowed to press her, this is just pointless.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Lol they probably assumed when they saw that dude's facial hair he was going to lob her a nice softball

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Best tash of the election. I bet she thought he was a Tory.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
She can't string a bloody sentence together without an inane soundbite.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Dimbleby going in for the kill lol

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



That is quite the moustache :stare:

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

The gently caress was that clapping for? That was poo poo.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo Dimbleby in attack mode

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


If that's dimbleby going in for the kill, she's going to get gummed to death.
e: autocorrect, hummed indeed

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
loving applause for her saying "let me answer the question I've been asked" while not answering the question she's been asked

I hate this country

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
She's speaking quicker and quicker, and trying to do the Thatcher mid-sentence breathing thing. I reckon she's spent every second since Monday being coached on this.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

My god unless Jeremy has taken up drinking in the last day or there's a member of family of an IRA victim in this audience this already feels like a win for Jeremy.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



"Funny thing to leave out, the cap..."

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
I don't know why I watch these things, it leaves me positively misanthropic.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Um er um it's ah um a

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i want someone to ask how much her shoes cost

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

namesake posted:

My god unless Jeremy has taken up drinking in the last day or there's a member of family of an IRA victim in this audience this already feels like a win for Jeremy.

I'll give you at best evens on this.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Pesmerga posted:

I don't know why I watch these things, it leaves me positively misanthropic.

Yeah, I'm feeling the same way

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Are the forums crapping out for anyone else? My last two posts didn't show up until a couple of minutes after I made them.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
oh god

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