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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
that was an awfully delivered soundbite

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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Lol magic money tree!

I'm actually drinking this time.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Wilford Brimley how did you get into question time you are dead.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
"HARD CHOICES :byodood: MAGIC MONEY TREE :byodood:" drink up everyone, the bot has returned to its old favourites.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


More money for the NHS, but there is no magic money tree.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Should have asked her about the hard choice of voting for the MP pay rise

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Please stop Theresa, I don't want to damage my loving liver

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

This audience is a bit pathetic. Someone needs to actually stick the boot in.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
So how big of a disaster is this

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

namesake posted:

My god unless Jeremy has taken up drinking in the last day or there's a member of family of an IRA victim in this audience this already feels like a win for Jeremy.

Don't get me wrong, she's pretty awful to anyone watching, but if she can just keep on spouting meaningless catchphrases and buzzwords the Mail and the Sun will declare her the winner tomorrow morning for the benefit of hundreds of thousands of people who aren't watching right now. The only way she can get negative coverage from the Tory-aligned press is if one of the audience (or Dimbleby :lol:) manages to get in a good solid hit on her, and I don't think that's going to happen.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I've had a thought, maybe we should be planting some of these magic money trees.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
MAGIC MONEY TRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i wnat someone to point out we're a really rich country compared with almost every other

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Pochoclo posted:

Please stop Theresa, I don't want to damage my loving liver

Magic money tree again, i'd head to A & E to reserve your stomach pump

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
the money just isnt there

*cuts corporation tax in half*

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i hope this woman shouts out again

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.
She's loving atrocious. Jesus Christ. And the audience is milquetoast as gently caress too.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



That girl with the mental health problems is really hitting home :smith:

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
What a loving non-answer.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I got my NHS counselling in within 2 weeks :smith:

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Jose posted:

i wnat someone to point out we're a really rich country compared with almost every other

Well, kinda:

1 Luxembourg 52,493 18,418
2 Norway 51,489 19,308
3 Sweden 50,514 18,632
4 Australia 46,555 15,026
5 Denmark 44,360 18,262
6 United States 43,585 15,480
7 Canada 41,280 15,181
8 South Korea 40,861 11,350
9 Kuwait 40,854 7,487
10 Netherlands 38,584 14,450
11 New Zealand 35,562 12,147
12 Hong Kong 35,443 9,705
13 Austria 34,911 12,284
14 Finland 34,615 15,725
15 Japan 34,822 10,840
16 Germany 33,333 14,098
17 Taiwan 32,762 6,882
18 Singapore 32,360 7,345
19 United Kingdom 31,617 12,399
20 Belgium 31,112 12,445
21 France 30,364 7,847
22 Israel 26,703 10,189

But for the most part yea. (first is median income and second is per-capita)

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
May imagining everyone in the room being slaughtered now.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
So now she's just making up her anecdotes as she goes along? Is her mental illness/learning disability woman David Cameron's black man?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao that question

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I got my NHS counselling in within 2 weeks :smith:

I waited over 6 weeks & then gave up waiting. It really does depend where you live. Rural mental health care is utterly gash.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Hahah what the gently caress is that question.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Pesmerga posted:

What a loving non-answer.

Some kind of record for most non answers for the whole session must be being set.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Wish someone would lamp that prick. 'I'm voting Tory but I'm not happy about it because you're not cuntish enough yet'

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Theresa almost said we're one of the richest countries in the world then and stopped herself lol

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Errr she knows nothing about learning disabilities, a lot of them can be picked up at baby checks. How will school training help that?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Well this has been a wash, mainly thanks to a truly browbeaten audience. Looks like the best Jezza can hope for is a draw, at least in terms of media coverage.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

forkboy84 posted:

I waited over 6 weeks & then gave up waiting. It really does depend where you live. Rural mental health care is utterly gash.

yeah I'm not countering her point. or yours. it really is luck of capacity.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
why does she grimace so much

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Jose posted:

why does she grimace so much

she's a bad person

AMooseDoesStuff
Dec 20, 2012
This man's complaining about north korea. Someone have a go about saudi arm deals please.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
May: 'North Korea is probably not a paragon of virtue, I've been very clear on that.'

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

c0burn posted:

loving applause for her saying "let me answer the question I've been asked" while not answering the question she's been asked

I hate this country

The US is still worse. My president once bragged about the size of his penis in a presidential debate.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

Jose posted:

why does she grimace so much

Nervous tic. When she gets a question she doesn't like, she does that half smile, the lips turn down, and then she tries to smile, like she doesn't wish she could eviscerate the thing that dared question here.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Oh bloody hell, she's going to finish on this totally abstract wank about foreign aid.

I loving hate this lovely selfish country sometimes.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
why not follow that answer up with if we can provide welfare to north korea why not our own people

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