Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Jimmy Johns is good if you remember two things;

1)always get wheat bread (which is sliced and fluffy and not a hard roll like their regular bread and helps absorb some of the mayo)

2) Always ask for bean sprouts. Because gently caress yeah, sprouts.

The Beach Club is delicious. Turkey, mayo, tomato, mayo, cheese, cucumber, mayo, avocado, and bean sprouts(optional).

Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Jimmy Johns is good if you remember two things;

1)always get wheat bread (which is sliced and fluffy and not a hard roll like their regular bread and helps absorb some of the mayo)

2) Always ask for bean sprouts. Because gently caress yeah, sprouts.

The Beach Club is delicious. Turkey, mayo, tomato, mayo, cheese, cucumber, mayo, avocado, and bean sprouts(optional).

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Alternatively, the vito. It will kill you. I partially blame it for the slow destruction of my gallbladder, but it is cheap and delicious.

Hellblazer187 posted:

"porm" is a funny misspelling, but why would you got to pornhub and search "porn" in the first place. That's like going to youtube and searching for "videos."

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Alternatively, the vito. It will kill you. I partially blame it for the slow destruction of my gallbladder, but it is cheap and delicious.

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Y-You're missing the point. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house?

eviltastic posted:

RZA Encryption posted:

JJs makes their employees sign a non-compete that bars them from working anywhere that sells sandwiches within 3 miles of any JJs.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why?

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

I am 100% certain Paul Ryan is envisioning aiming that bow at a poor person.

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

I am 100% certain Paul Ryan is envisioning aiming that bow at a poor person.

Charliegrs posted:

This opening line to a CNN article about Emanuele Macron ( the new president of France) made me so sad:
"Washington (CNN)Emmanuel Macron, France's youthful president, has only been a world leader for less than three weeks.

Yet he's already seized a role as a bastion of liberal global values, staring down both US President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, two of the biggest threats to the political consensus that has dominated Western politics for decades."

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/02/politics/emmanuel-macron-is-getting-in-donald-trumps-face/index.html

Having my president seen as a threat to global liberal values the same as Russia is just so drat depressing and something I never thought would happen. I'm glad Macron is getting under his and Putin's skin. Western liberalism needs more leaders with balls to protect itself from the douchebros of the world.

FlamingLiberal posted:

Jimmy John's is notorious for forcing their employees to work when they are sick and potentially endangering customers by having their sick employees around food items

Phyein posted:

bernie would have won

Chilichimp posted:

Atlanta is prolly dominos or pizza hut right now now

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

But what would he have ordered for lunch? Panera? Chipotle? Some hoity-toity upper-class poo poo like protein bar?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

But what would he have ordered for lunch? Panera? Chipotle? Some hoity-toity upper-class poo poo like protein bar?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

But what would he have ordered for lunch? Panera? Chipotle? Some hoity-toity upper-class poo poo like protein bar?

maskenfreiheit posted:

lmfao yes, invading sweden after it joins nato sounds like a good idea, i'm sure it won't end with the entirety of nato curb stomping your asses

patton was right we should have nuked moscow

Red Baron posted:

The best poo poo down here is Jet's and anyone who disagrees can suck my dick, those fuckmen.

Charliegrs posted:

The McDonald's in the walmart is truly the best you guys

Phyein posted:

I'm serious. Hillary didnt lose because she was too left, she was universally hated. Bernie is the most liked politician in the country. And his historic fundraising shows the enthusiasm people had for him. THE idiotic logistics of the democratic primary (NY you had to be registered in loving NOVEMBER as a dem to vote, loving CAIUCISES ( i didnt even know what the gently caress a caucus was before this primary, and judging from goon experiences here they were loving retarded), media and everyone basically igniring him for far too long or saying he had no chance, etc.) basically doomed him and this country.

Phyein posted:

I'm serious. Hillary didnt lose because she was too left, she was universally hated. Bernie is the most liked politician in the country. And his historic fundraising shows the enthusiasm people had for him. THE idiotic logistics of the democratic primary (NY you had to be registered in loving NOVEMBER as a dem to vote, loving CAIUCISES ( i didnt even know what the gently caress a caucus was before this primary, and judging from goon experiences here they were loving retarded), media and everyone basically igniring him for far too long or saying he had no chance, etc.) basically doomed him and this country.

Feral Integral posted:

Macron is basically a centralist rich-rear end banker. truly a bastion of whatever the gently caress

eviltastic posted:

Phyein posted:

I'm serious. Hillary didnt lose because she was too left, she was universally hated. Bernie is the most liked politician in the country. And his historic fundraising shows the enthusiasm people had for him. THE idiotic logistics of the democratic primary (NY you had to be registered in loving NOVEMBER as a dem to vote, loving CAIUCISES ( i didnt even know what the gently caress a caucus was before this primary, and judging from goon experiences here they were loving retarded), media and everyone basically igniring him for far too long or saying he had no chance, etc.) basically doomed him and this country.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

This may very well be super correct and cogent but this being a late Friday evening I'm simply not in a state to properly respond to your points

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I know Jimmy Johns bases itself on super fast delivery but how the gently caress does that work? Didn't places like Dominos get in big trouble in the 80s because their promised fast delivery times resulted in tons of car accidents?

Phyein posted:

I'm serious. Hillary didnt lose because she was too left, she was universally hated. Bernie is the most liked politician in the country. And his historic fundraising shows the enthusiasm people had for him. THE idiotic logistics of the democratic primary (NY you had to be registered in loving NOVEMBER as a dem to vote, loving CAIUCISES ( i didnt even know what the gently caress a caucus was before this primary, and judging from goon experiences here they were loving retarded), media and everyone basically igniring him for far too long or saying he had no chance, etc.) basically doomed him and this country.

Phyein posted:

I'm serious. Hillary didnt lose because she was too left, she was universally hated. Bernie is the most liked politician in the country. And his historic fundraising shows the enthusiasm people had for him. THE idiotic logistics of the democratic primary (NY you had to be registered in loving NOVEMBER as a dem to vote, loving CAIUCISES ( i didnt even know what the gently caress a caucus was before this primary, and judging from goon experiences here they were loving retarded), media and everyone basically igniring him for far too long or saying he had no chance, etc.) basically doomed him and this country.

Ice Phisherman posted:

So I don't know much about bows but that bow looks like it's blinged out mall ninja poo poo.

Phyein posted:

Okay. What do you think Jeff Sessions would order Arbys before replacing that guy in temple of doom getting crushed by the rock crusher on live TV in my fantasy?