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By Joose, do you guys mean that Four Loko competitor? It's gotta be something stronger than that with these stories.
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chitoryu12 posted:By Joose, do you guys mean that Four Loko competitor? It's gotta be something stronger than that with these stories. No, it was some benzodiazepene analog they were getting through gray-market sources as "research chemicals." Believe it was called phenazepam, as referenced earlier in the thread.
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Jun 3, 2017 00:09
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the 2nd joose/phenazepam thread had it's own "best of" section right in the OP, go read that- https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3230894
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Jun 3, 2017 00:22
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i think the piano guy ended up slow roasting himself in his car while high on some other dumb rear end combination of detergent and ground up flintstones vitamins he died as he lived getting baked
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Jun 3, 2017 00:22
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I thought the car goon was abusing his sleep medicine when that happened not joose. The wife coming back for insurance fraud advice was sweet af
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Jun 3, 2017 00:26
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swamp waste posted:It's the least dramatic of the joose stories but i always appreciated the guy who was crying because he punched his wife in the back of the head to prove she wasn't real I laughed my rear end off at that one. The spousal violence and surreality had shades of Burroughs 
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Jun 3, 2017 00:29
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the piano guy and the baked to death guy were definitely two different people
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Jun 3, 2017 00:41
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Also, I'm pretty sure the baked to death dude was blasting heroic doses of loperamide/immodium and not joose
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Jun 3, 2017 00:58
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Vladimir Poutine posted:Also, I'm pretty sure the baked to death dude was blasting heroic doses of loperamide/immodium and not joose Definitely someone passed away because of immodium.
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Jun 3, 2017 01:04
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WrenP-Complete posted:Definitely someone passed away because of immodium. I think that one was in a theater maybe?
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Jun 3, 2017 01:11
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There's like a whole constellation of deaths that we all have vague recollections of
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Jun 3, 2017 01:13
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You guys are combining all the stories, like remember that guy who carried a pppppowerbook to that girl's house before roasting himself and a whole bunch of bees in Hawaii?
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Jun 3, 2017 01:27
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Car roasting, movie theatre Imodium, and phenazepam piano are all different people and drugs.
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Jun 3, 2017 01:29
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Wasn't there a guy who asked TFR for advice on keeping people from vandalizing his halloween decorations and ended up shooting some people?
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Jun 3, 2017 01:29
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Someday there's gonna be a post mortem on this grand human experiment and we gotta make sure they get these things straight.
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Jun 3, 2017 01:32
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Someday there's gonna be a post mortem on this grand human experiment and we gotta make sure they get these things straight. The Library of Congress has your back: http://blogs.loc.gov/folklife/2014/06/getting-serious-about-collecting-and-preserving-digital-culture/ quote:Today, a more elegant solution is at hand thanks to the Library’s Web Archiving Program, and together we’re piloting a project to archive websites that document Internet cultures. Given the vastness of the task at hand, we solicited help from a range of folklore practitioners and scholars who study internet folklore by asking them to nominate sites that would constitute the inaugural collection.
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Jun 3, 2017 01:40
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The Imodium overdose (desperate opiate addicts can use Imodium to get high at near-deadly doses to be effective for them) was in a theatre. His husband was the one who posted the story in e/n. edited for many factual errors Scudworth has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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Jun 3, 2017 01:42
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Instant Sunrise posted:Wasn't there a guy who asked TFR for advice on keeping people from vandalizing his halloween decorations and ended up shooting some people? Good old forbiddenforum. https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1606
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Jun 3, 2017 01:50
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Immodium corpse's spouse was male. It was opiate-blackout car-bake spouse (f) who posted in TCC about the easy-drive-oven experience and quickly veered into "these are his pills, how do I make sure the nonprescribed ones don't show on his insurance postmortem because we need the money" oh god how do i know all this
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Immodium corpse's spouse was male. Didn't she also find an unlabelled grabbag of pills he left behind and tried to ask TCC the safest way to take some before they ultimately talked her into flushing them?
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Jun 3, 2017 02:11
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Zore posted:Didn't she also find an unlabelled grabbag of pills he left behind and tried to ask TCC the safest way to take some before they ultimately talked her into flushing them? Yeah, she did ask what they were and strongly inferred she'd use them herself if they were anything 'good'. At least that's the way I read her post, and I was sober at the time.
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one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small / and the ones your dead spouse left you, gets you roast by a fire ball / why is there, a Bechstein in my hall
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Jun 3, 2017 05:41
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if you think those tcc stories are the  ones then you haven't stumbled on the concept of performing a robe-and-chalice ceremony with dmt tea in order to hallucinate that you're speaking with divine beings and the devil to get a greater understanding of the world there's some dudes who eat shrooms and listen to music, and some dudes who drink dmt from a goblet to talk with god
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Jun 3, 2017 05:47
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harm reduction
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The guy who pulled a gun on his wife, got real paranoid, and was mad she reported his phenazepam usage to his pain pill doc died in a hot car, but probably not from the heat. He'd picked up his script for some strong rear end opiate, and had taken one from the new bottle. Plus definitely had phenazepam in his system, plus who knows what else. Enough joose & one strong opiate pill may have been enough. Mixing opiated and benzos is extremely dangerous, you can mix the same doses ten times, be fine nine times, and die from being so relaxed you stop breathing the tenth time. His wife definitely implied she'd eat the pills if they were "good," but I honestly can't judge her too much because her husband had just died. That's me. Immodium guy was more recent, and an E/N post if anyone is looking. Immodium is technically an opiate, but it's a tiny dose and normally doesn't cross the brain-blood barrier, so the brain feels no effects. There's some other OTC medicine people apparently take along with boxes of Immodium that causes it to cross the BBB, and give some kind of high. Doing this also tends to make people's hearts stop, I can't remember why. IIRC, that's how Immodium Husband died. Does anyone else remember that quasi-legal opiod powder? Not krokidill, not Fentanyl. It was something you bought at head shops, wasn't very strong. Pretty sure it's been banned now. Goons were taking it in large quantities. Apparently it was pretty nasty. I remember a photo of it mixed with peanut butter. It was grainy, green peanut butter due to the mix. I just remember going "why peanut butter of all loving things? It's an opiate, it causes constipation."
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Jun 3, 2017 06:10
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That would be our good friend Kratom, a leafy powder substance that can be useful for manic depression and BPD in small doses, and otherwise abused by people for hope that it will give them a high The Kratom thread brought us great moments like a dude doing a common way of ingesting the nasty-tasting powder at his workplace, the toss and wash, where you toss the powder in your mouth while you have a mouthful of water. He did it, a coworker started a conversation with him, then midway through his coworker talking he exhaled through his nose and green powder blew out.  That same thread also had these SUPER high concentrate juices you could buy from sites that apparently hosed you up good, and after some goons got a hold of it, sent it to a lab to get tested. Ended up having zero Kratom, and it was mostly based off a different Chinese research chemical.
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breakfast machine music starts as goon stares at quasi-legal substance / potentially lethal chinese death powder used to kill stray dogs, in their hand. they stroke their chin quizzically, glancing across their kitchen. camera slowly pans across piles of empty pill bottles, bloody tissues, then, alone, on the shelves, a can of peanut butter stands innocently. camera cuts back to goon, slowly zooms in as a grin slowly grows across their face
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Jun 3, 2017 06:21
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Goons were taking it in large quantities. Apparently it was pretty nasty. I remember a photo of it mixed with peanut butter. It was grainy, green peanut butter due to the mix. I just remember going "why peanut butter of all loving things? It's an opiate, it causes constipation." Kratom shitpaste! And the "extract" (which was probably just a research chemical opiate in an alcohol solution - one of the Vice dudes got a sample tested and found it contained o-dsmt, a Tramadol relative, but thread regulars insisted the extract can't be o-dsmt because it doesn't ~~feel the same~~)... anyway, that stuff was the very definition of "legal internet heroin"
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Jun 3, 2017 06:24
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tccc is a treasure and i am pleased it exists
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Yeah, the thing with loperamide was that it messed with purkinje cells in the heart causing sudden cardiac death. A completely different mechanism that's not seen in other opioids.
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Jun 3, 2017 06:35
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:tccc is a treasure and i am pleased it exists Their make fun of idiots on other sites thread is pretty great. It's mostly goons posting the dumb poo poo they've done. Fututor Magnus posted:A few months back, my roommate and I decided to dose on some 25I-NBOMe we had recently purchased. We took the doses around 8pm on a Friday night. We were glad the week as over and we were excited to trip. He took 1 blotter and I took 2. Each blotter was advertised to be about 500 ug.
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Jun 3, 2017 06:54
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MisterOblivious posted:Their make fun of idiots on other sites thread is pretty great. It's mostly goons posting the dumb poo poo they've done. Makes me think of Happy Sunshine Music, by S.C. Hayden.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yes and I have the whole thing in a pastebin, I can post it if I find it or when I get home. It's one of the wildest things I've ever read online.  Jesus loving Christ
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:You guys are combining all the stories, like remember that guy who carried a pppppowerbook to that girl's house before roasting himself and a whole bunch of bees in Hawaii? *every poster from every subforum die from everything for a HUGE thread*
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Jun 3, 2017 11:27
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Didn't printer carrying guy kill himself in the end?
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Enough joose & one strong opiate pill may have been enough. Mixing opiated and benzos is extremely dangerous, you can mix the same doses ten times, be fine nine times, and die from being so relaxed you stop breathing the tenth time. Small clarification: Opiates paralyze some of the breathing muscles. This is why they can be effective cough suppressants. This may just be a layperson/scientist distinction though.
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multijoe posted:Didn't printer carrying guy kill himself in the end? I have heard that he did, yeah But who knows if you can really believe anything that gets posted on here
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I remember most of these, but not the Joose seller who died on a park bench and goons were trying to get refunds from seller's family. What was that about?
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Speaking of park benches,I crack up whenever I remember the goon who flipped out and threw his pizza at some teens looking for weed.
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