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its weird that you interpreted that as actual porn to be jacked off to, its clearly just showing how Geralt is a badass that bangs chicks
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Yeah I am usually okay with either a character creator and a silent protagonist you can paint yourself onto or a written, set character. For some reason though that dude just doesn't hit me right and he feels worse than Autistic Batman from the new Deus Ex. If seeing a naked lady makes you think of horrible spergy poo poo, well yes, that is a problem.
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Jim Barris posted:If seeing a naked lady makes you think of horrible spergy poo poo, well yes, that is a problem. In a video game, yes. They didn't put it in because nerds love artful nudity.  Caesar Saladin posted:its weird that you interpreted that as actual porn to be jacked off to, its clearly just showing how Geralt is a badass that bangs chicks I guess. It just felt really... dumb. I guess it felt like a teenaged boy telling me a story and saying "he's super cool and TOTALLY fucks hot naked chicks!" Maybe I'm not articulating it right but essentially that scene felt contrived since I didn't play the previous games and didn't know the characters but hey here's a sexy naked body real quick. Anime Store Adventure fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:In a video game, yes. They didn't put it in because nerds love artful nudity.
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if i see artful nudity, it becomes vulgar when i start masturbating to it.
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Jim Barris posted:I don't get it. Personally, I like tits. It doesn't bother me if they throw some tits in a game, whatever man, I'm cool with it. Hell throw some butts in there too while you're at it. I don't begrudge you that, I think it was more the timing of the scene that bugged me? I don't know. I might be grasping at straws because didn't like the Witcher and it seems to be critically acclaimed. I can't put a finger on why I don't like it. It was both story and mechanically that I felt it failed. Nothing reached out and hooked me.
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Orkin Mang posted:if i see artful nudity, it becomes vulgar when i start masturbating to it.
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i think the books are full of tits and stuff, it would be untrue to the material to leave out the tits, and also naked ladies are definitely part of fantasy books for a long time witcher 3 does a pretty bearable job of presenting an adult relationship with his main woman Yennefer
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Yennefer is a hella stupid name
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Caesar Saladin posted:i think the books are full of tits and stuff, it would be untrue to the material to leave out the tits, and also naked ladies are definitely part of fantasy books for a long time Alright so maybe I'm off base then. I just couldn't get into the poo poo. Maybe starting with the third instance of the series completely blind wasn't smart.
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a bone to pick posted:I have never finished a witcher game but I've played all 3.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Alright so maybe I'm off base then. I just couldn't get into the poo poo. Maybe starting with the third instance of the series completely blind wasn't smart.
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Vegetable posted:Yennefer is a hella stupid name She's hot so I don't care.
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Jim Barris posted:Yeah the same thing happens to the works of Egon Schiele when I crank one out to 'nude lying on her stomach'. same but 1916self portrait
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Kojima makes lousy video games which get lost entirely up their own assholes.
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Flight sims got too complicated and up their own rear end, trying to simulate every radar sub-mode and MFD button press of the real thing. We need flight sims that capture the excitement and general tactics of flying and air combat without forcing the player to memorize 42 steps just to target an enemy and get a missile to come off the rail.
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WRPG: A game with no anime bullshit and usually based on European Medieval Fantasy CRPG: A really spergy western RPG JRPG: Full of loving anime bullshit ARPG: diablo or diablo clones that break your mouse Game with RPG elements: All of them ERPG: janky and broken RRPG: Russian Rocket Propelled Grenade SRPG: Sexual Role Playing
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mystery fluid posted:There's no mention of Call of Pripyat in your post which is a shameful omission. Will seond the BF1 opinion. But now let me talk about how much i love Call of Pripyat. I played the base game for 80 hours in the first two weeks it came out. One of my biggest "well, gently caress" moments was losing my save file that was 100% completed that had every single weapon in the game and every armor set you could get since you could only side with either Duty or Freedom. Unpopular opinion time: i love sniping in BF1 because with the Martini Henry i feel i can actually contribute to capping the objectives.
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Number_6 posted:Flight sims got too complicated and up their own rear end, trying to simulate every radar sub-mode and MFD button press of the real thing. We need flight sims that capture the excitement and general tactics of flying and air combat without forcing the player to memorize 42 steps just to target an enemy and get a missile to come off the rail. You might like War Thunder
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mind the walrus posted:Counter Strike sucks a lot. Counter Strike is fun on a LAN, if you play less realistic maps.
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Deus Ex: MD gameplay = find a vent, crawl to the checkpoint.
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This is what CS is meant to be - loving around on rats with too loud music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YHTGvHU50
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TheMostFrench posted:This is what CS is meant to be - loving around on rats with too loud music. poo poo I almost forgot about Rats maps and while i didn't jump into CS until source they were still the best. I also really enjoyed surf maps. I remember when GO came out as this weird competitive 5v5 with a marketplace and I was so insanely confused because I was like "Where are Rats/Surf/16v16 and a bunch of weird rear end custom maps?" I'm sure they still exist but I was literally amazed that CS wasn't focused on the bizarre mishmash of fun random poo poo I played in 2007. I refer to my earlier point of "once people can monetize games it ruins everything" since now I have to know 'calls' and 'don't peek' and all this dumb poo poo as well as some dumb meta about when or how to buy things. I'm sure that has existed forever but boo to that, let me press B... A? To buy the standard M4 kit and then sprint around hoping I get kills in 16v16 chaos mode.
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What are calls and don't peek? Man, all this talk of crazy game modes makes me want to fire up Sven coop. Or maybe see if anyone is playing brain bread.
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I never understood the point of Counterstrike. It's the most generic shooter possible, but you buy stuff between rounds? And everyone plays the same map a billion times? What's the appeal?
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nigga crab pollock posted:hahaha overwatch didn't invent poo poo, you could do all that stuff in Quake 1 Future vs Fantasy mod
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Zorodius posted:I never understood the point of Counterstrike. It's the most generic shooter possible, but you buy stuff between rounds? And everyone plays the same map a billion times? What's the appeal? It's supposed to be tactical and whatnot and it is great fun to play with a group of friends. Also, the "gun-feel" is awesome and the standard maps are all really good.
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Anime Store Adventure posted:I don't begrudge you that, I think it was more the timing of the scene that bugged me? I don't know. I might be grasping at straws because didn't like the Witcher and it seems to be critically acclaimed. I can't put a finger on why I don't like it. It was both story and mechanically that I felt it failed. Nothing reached out and hooked me. It's entirely legitimate to be bothered by a videogame shoving unrelated tits in your face and it's entirely fair to say 'hey yeah maybe don't do that'. Especially for a series where the first entry had literal pinup trading cards for every woman Geralt could sleep with.
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Zorodius posted:I never understood the point of Counterstrike. It's the most generic shooter possible, but you buy stuff between rounds? And everyone plays the same map a billion times? What's the appeal? It wasn't quite so generic when it came out.
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Counter strike was fun because it was a big change of pace from other shooters at the time. During that era you had stuff like Unreal Tournament and Quake III being the "normal" type of shooter so a tactical "realistic" shooter with real guns was neat. It also had a very different pace to other shooters as well. Unreal and Quake being super fast shooters where you spam rockets everywhere while Counter-strike was more about looking around corners carefully, sniping or ambushing people. The fact that you only got 1 life and then had to wait for the next round was also huge and changed the pacing of the game massively. The new weapon loadout system was one of the earliest "progression" based equipment systems in FPS games. Also, it had huge community support and you could download thousands of skins, models, guns and maps for the game to change everything up if you wanted to Counter-Strike was brilliant for its time and is the reason that realistic shooters became the new norm for the entire genre
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counterstrike afaik is the only shooter where you can spraypaint goatse on the wall
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nigga crab pollock posted:the movement abilities and skillset of genji in overwatch is the best innovation in the first person shooter made since quake 3. you might just say 'uh dude he's literally the scout, literally just the scout except without a shotgun' but he doesn't just double jump he can climb up walls about thirty feet into the air and vault over obstacles and ledges and both of those things are just passive abilities with no cooldown. paired with his cooldown dash you basically never have to touch the ground. it's the most satisfying and entertaining movement set i've ever played in any game and it gives you such a ridiculous degree of freedom and verticality it's really really fun You want the greatest movement set in any game? Look up Age of Wushu. I will never understand how that happened in an MMO.
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poverty goat posted:counterstrike afaik is the only shooter where you can spraypaint goatse on the wall No you could do that in Team Fortress 2 as well lots of porn sprays to be had
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Fartbox posted:No you could do that in Team Fortress 2 as well Okay, but we can agree that both games and their fans are bad, right?
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My personal sincerely held but unpopular video game opinion: Designing ships in space 4x games is stupid and shouldn't be a thing.
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poverty goat posted:counterstrike afaik is the only shooter where you can spraypaint goatse on the wall Well that and every other game on the same engines.
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Kojima makes lousy video games which get lost entirely up their own assholes. if you follow them up that rear end in a top hat i think you'll find some surprisingly good games metal gear solid 1 is a true classic
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