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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
"Would you actually nuke someone" is irrelevant, if it ever gets that far MAD failed anyway. "Would you say you'd be willing to nuke someone as part of the elaborate shell-game of nuclear security the entire world has been invested in due to cold war dick-waving" is all that matters, and Corbyn said "maybe", so our part of the charade's done. Nobody's going to nuke us.

The Type-59 is a communist tank made by China, which is probably more of an actual threat than the idea of them glassing Liverpool.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I don't think not wanting to kill millions of civilians in an act that would dwarf the impact of every terrorist atrocity in history is weird.

Adopting a position that increases the chances of millions of people being killed in an initial first strike is worse than helping prevent that in the first place by stating you would retaliate.


spectralent posted:

"Would you actually nuke someone" is irrelevant, if it ever gets that far MAD failed anyway. "Would you say you'd be willing to nuke someone as part of the elaborate shell-game of nuclear security the entire world has been invested in due to cold war dick-waving" is all that matters, and Corbyn said "maybe", so our part of the charade's done. Nobody's going to nuke us.

The Type-59 is a communist tank made by China, which is probably more of an actual threat than the idea of them glassing Liverpool.

See Trin Tragula's post. Nobody believes his maybe.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


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spectralent posted:

"Would you actually nuke someone" is irrelevant, if it ever gets that far MAD failed anyway. "Would you say you'd be willing to nuke someone as part of the elaborate shell-game of nuclear security the entire world has been invested in due to cold war dick-waving" is all that matters, and Corbyn said "maybe", so our part of the charade's done. Nobody's going to nuke us.

The Type-59 is a communist tank made by China, which is probably more of an actual threat than the idea of them glassing Liverpool.

North Korea might, with all that money we've been giving them.

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

dispatch_async posted:

I'd push the button if it meant an end to nukechat.
Agreed. It's worse than boatchat.

Futuresight
Oct 11, 2012

IT'S ALL TURNED TO SHIT!

Trin Tragula posted:

If I were planning a nuclear attack on a Corbyn-led UK, I wouldn't be worrying about whether he might press the button after all; I'd be worrying about the possibility that my first strike would take him out, or otherwise cause him to be replaced by someone who would press the button, or that the submarine commander would find a way to retaliate on his own initative.

I'd be more worried the US would turn my country into an irradiated crater the second I launched nukes at any country at all, let alone a western nation, let alone the UK.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



CoolCab posted:

Well, sort of? There's two tiers of potential MAD issues I can see here, and neither of them are particularly good. First, a foreign power could believe that any claims of not retaliating would be a total lie, but that still weakens MAD because their intelligence services would have to confirm this to some degree (finding some token efforts to stand down readiness etc) which Corbyn almost certainly would, regardless if it's true or if it's a bluff. Reducing readiness is still a hugely dangerous proposition because it makes the possibility of a first strike more enticing, and it creates potential friction between the UK and their nuclear hellfire onii-san of the US.

Second, if they sincerely believe Corbyn's doomsday response (or letter) would nullify the second strike, there's still a huge concern, because the established nuclear deterrent infrastructure will be hugely resistant to that. That could lead to some degree of very very short term coup: the submarine operators ignoring the letter, etc etc etc. Rational nation states behaving or becoming irrational is a huge huge huge risk to MAD, probably one of the most serious ones. In addition, if they sincerely believe that he'd never first strike, they can afford to be much more provocative and make choices that threaten MAD on the assumption that he won't fire first, which sort of undercuts my previous point in a sense, but reinforces it in another: the risk of them behaving irrationally is as dangerous as us behaving irrationally.
Like someone upthread said, while Corbyn has stated he, personally, wouldn't give the go-ahead to launching a strike, there's been no word on whether he would entrust military personnel with the responsibility (or rely entirely on allied materiel). Assuming the continuation of the UK's current geopolitical alignment and security agreements with its allies, even objective material evidence of a reduction in readiness shouldn't* have an effect on the threat of MAD – the UK's contribution to a NATO-wide counterstrike would be significant, but not so much so that its absence would be the deciding factor in emboldening a belligerent foreign power to strike first.

*You're completely right about rational/irrational actors though – "shouldn't" is the key word here. However I feel like this is inviting a whole side argument about the rationality (re: preserving national security and global standing) of stating your reluctance to launch a strike while knowing you're surrounded by allies who are treaty-bound to do so on your behalf if it comes to it, and I don't wanna poo poo the thread up with this issue too much.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

josh04 posted:

North Korea might, with all that money we've been giving them.

Coincidentally also have Type-59s.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Zoran posted:

If you maintain a nuclear arsenal, history suggests you are far more likely to accidentally trigger nuclear Armageddon yourself through a sequence of horrifying/hilarious miscommunications than you are to actually deploy a retaliatory strike against a premeditated first strike.
History's greatest hero :ussr:

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/tomosgjames/status/870687114324721664

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Namtab posted:

Fair enough, I'll try and do more research into early stage ld

Thanks for discussing it though. My 11 month old son has DS and it's useful reading the perspectives of those with broader experience of it. We would never send him to a troubled inner city school but we are currently assuming he will go to a mainstream one.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Namtab posted:

Fair enough, I'll try and do more research into early stage ld

Early stage therapy is absolutely fascinating as well. A good name to start with with early years stuff is Professor Jonathan Green. https://www.research.manchester.ac.uk/portal/Jonathan.Green.html

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

ChainsawCharlie posted:

What is the difference between having a gun that will also kill you and not having it to protect you?
See this is an interesting comparison, because you can start using it to talk about the ethics of suicide attacks, which would probably quickly lead the luncheon meat men to very uncomfortable places.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Serene Dragon posted:

Agreed. It's worse than boatchat.

given our nukes are stored on submarines, technically i guess it's just a subset of boatchat. Boats: not even once.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/870959794332590081

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/AlecShelbrooke/status/870670771387064322

:qq:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/870965131043377152

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Adopting a position that increases the chances of millions of people being killed in an initial first strike is worse than helping prevent that in the first place by stating you would retaliate.

People already explained to you that as a NATO member we face zero increased danger and your only counterargument is that we wouldn't be fulfilling our treaty obligations. Which aside from being wrong (nuclear weapons always explicitly remain under the control of the country possessing them), is only an argument if people give a poo poo about fulfilling our treaty obligations. It's not an argument that says there's actually any increased danger.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
Why does anybody give a poo poo about stated positions on nuclear weapons by politicians anyway, if the global situation deteriorates drastically enough that nukes are used all the campaign talk has long gone out the window anyway. It's not like Corbyn or anyone else is going to go "well Russian-Alien hybrids are storming our shores from their strange cloaking ships but I gave a promise to the Daily Mail so swings and roundabouts"

haakman
May 5, 2011
No one actually gives a gently caress about Nuclear Weapons. They are used as a litmus test to decide on the strength of a leader and/or as a stick to beat them with (see:pissflaps). As hosed as that is.

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate

the THUGGISH, and VIOLENT action of drawing a knob is completely disgusting. so much for the tolerant left

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I like that Jeremy Corbyn said he wouldn't use nuclear weapons and I agree on disarmament. If that makes us look weak to some crazy country then OK.

If they are really that crazy they want to invade and attack then let them. We have allies who would most certainly help out. I really, really don't understand why people care so much that he is against nuclear weapons. They are awful things and I wish they did not exist.

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


Nuclear weapons are good actually

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Unsurprisingly...

https://twitter.com/wefail/status/870914048921128960

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
it's a question that should have been really really easy to answer and it's honestly kind of infuriating that this is the hill he chooses to die on

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Distract from nukechat using... plugchat!

Look at these horrifying things they use in the US theatre!

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

I don't really care if we're not fulfilling our treaty obligations because even if you accept MAD for the sake of argument (a concession, not something uncontroversial - it's untested hypothesis based on simplistic logic, never an official policy and not very relevant now we're out of the cold war), under the extremely unlikely circumstance that there's a nuclear scare there need to be as few moving parts as possible to minimise the possibility of accidental escalation. This isn't a fanciful hypothetical, there were multiple moments in the cold war where we almost all died that way. So, one nuclear power on our side and one on theirs. There's not going to be a nuclear scare that threatens us and not the United States within Corbyn's lifetime, nor will there be a military threat that can overcome our moat and conventional military.

Essence of Decision is the book that changed how I thought about nuclear weapons and I recommend it if you want a good read about the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Bobstar posted:

Distract from nukechat using... plugchat!

Look at these horrifying things they use in the US theatre!



:gonk:

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

ronya posted:

it's a question that should have been really really easy to answer and it's honestly kind of infuriating that this is the hill he chooses to die on

He's not dying on anything. Much like every other hyped-up "gaffe" so far it's already common knowledge that Corbyn doesn't like nukes.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

freebooter posted:

Ditto Iran which doesn't have even have nukes. Why would Iran be interested in nuking Britain rather than - just to pick a county totally at random - Israel, for example?

We're basically the supreme boogeyman puppetmaster in the eyes of the Iranian government (and many Iranians) - there is some seriously bad blood between our countries from the last century or so that we're largely oblivious to over here. We've done everything from steal their oil, their army and treasury (check out the 1919 Anglo-Iranian agreement) to occupying the country in WW2. Oh, and we caused a famine and brought down their democratic government and replaced it with a brutal dictatorship.

There's a reasonably sized contingent who still see Britain's hand behind many of the events in the Middle-East.

Prince John fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Jun 3, 2017

Blinks77
Feb 15, 2012

If nuclear weaponry and the ability to kill millions is that important to a potential voter. They were unlikely to vote for the avowed pacifist to begin with.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Sounds like the British just get mad when you tell them in the scheme of MAD they are quite irrelevant

Dead Cosmonaut fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Jun 3, 2017

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Cerebral Bore posted:

He's not dying on anything. Much like every other hyped-up "gaffe" so far it's already common knowledge that Corbyn doesn't like nukes.

he could have, and should have, publicly revised his opinion, as he readily did with Northern Ireland

this is a general election now is not the time to dredge up moribund planks from the 1980s

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I like that he doesn't flip flop just to win. That is the sort of integrity that I like.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

But realtalk: I'm not totally sure what I think of the nuke question but I also don't care because it's completely irrelevant outside the fever dreams of pink-faced men who read clancy novels. You might as well ask what his policy on the possibility of alien contact is.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

Sounds like the British just get mad when you tell them in the scheme of MAD they quite irrelevant

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
No one is going to nuke anyone jesus christ

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bobstar posted:

Distract from nukechat using... plugchat!

Look at these horrifying things they use in the US theatre!


It's like someone took an outdoor drill plug and removed everything good about it.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

jabby posted:

People already explained to you that as a NATO member we face zero increased danger and your only counterargument is that we wouldn't be fulfilling our treaty obligations. Which aside from being wrong (nuclear weapons always explicitly remain under the control of the country possessing them), is only an argument if people give a poo poo about fulfilling our treaty obligations. It's not an argument that says there's actually any increased danger.

This isn't correct. What about the nuclear weapons sharing agreements with Germany, Italy etc?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Peel posted:

I don't really care if we're not fulfilling our treaty obligations because even if you accept MAD for the sake of argument (a concession, not something uncontroversial - it's untested hypothesis based on simplistic logic, never an official policy and not very relevant now we're out of the cold war), under the extremely unlikely circumstance that there's a nuclear scare there need to be as few moving parts as possible to minimise the possibility of accidental escalation. This isn't a fanciful hypothetical, there were multiple moments in the cold war where we almost all died that way. So, one nuclear power on our side and one on theirs. There's not going to be a nuclear scare that threatens us and not the United States within Corbyn's lifetime, nor will there be a military threat that can overcome our moat and conventional military.

Essence of Decision is the book that changed how I thought about nuclear weapons and I recommend it if you want a good read about the Cuban Missile Crisis.

My approach to nuclear weapons chat is to ask people how many nukes America has lost. When they reply "how many?" I wave my arms in the air and scream "MORE THAN ZERO!"

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Cerebral Bore posted:

He's not dying on anything. Much like every other hyped-up "gaffe" so far it's already common knowledge that Corbyn doesn't like nukes.

Yeah as much as a couple of people were saying he'd hosed the whole election, the backlash really hasn't materialised. Broadcasters have been obliged to show both him and May looking uncomfortable, and her on a much more important topic. Papers have been reasonably split and even the Murdoch press hasn't pushed the nuke thing super hard. It's just not a new issue and there's not much more political capital to be gained.

And now today the top story is Fallon saying high earners won't pay more tax and May immediately backtracking. Even a Corbyn wobble can't stop this Tory foot-shooting machine.

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