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Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Jestery posted:

Does anyone have that link making fun of the way Trump sung along to the anthem, it was like 40 pages back and icbf

was it this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awjGc9j7cnA

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


A slimy duplicitous creature

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


:vince:

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

ambient robot posted:

5 days till Coney finally releases the piss tape.

I've already got supplies for the party. 130 cases of Red Bull and enough asparagus to drown a small village.

Don't forget beetroots if you want to add some color to your uhm, celebration!

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005


just more pics of a christian couple walking with jesus

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

just more pics of a christian couple walking with jesus
had them in my cache


haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That last pic looks like that lady is about to get Eiffel Tower'd by that dufus guy and my main man JC

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Olanphonia posted:

had them in my cache




This is v strange

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
call rent-a-jesus on 1-800-WHITEMESSIAH

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

The worst thing about christian americans is not even that they basically don't know poo poo about their own religion, it's that they're so loving tacky on top of it.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Son of Rodney posted:

The worst thing about christian americans is not even that they basically don't know poo poo about their own religion, it's that they're so loving tacky on top of it.

What makes me laugh is my allegedly catholic family basically going gently caress the Pope because they disagree with his politics.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Christianity doesn't get enough respect!

*shoots wedding photos with a community theatre actor dressed as Jesus*

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Egbert Souse posted:

Christianity doesn't get enough respect!

*shoots wedding photos with a community theatre actor dressed as Jesus*

*endorses guy who has had multiple divorces, affairs, runs casinos, scams people, doesn't go to church and doesn't know if his own denomination is even christian, for president*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jesus looks like someone who would have a good crop

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Outside of third-world nations literally in civil war and/or ongoing genocide, America is the only country in existence with such insanely unregulated access to guns like we have in most states. Which is why so many crazy fuckers are absurdly fanatical about their guns, as if it's their religion.

lolling at lawn darts getting banned after one girl dies but we couldn't even get sane gun laws passed after an entire classroom of children is wiped out.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jun 3, 2017

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

If God didn't want us to have guns, he would have not passed the second amendment

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


in fact gun laws got WORSE after newtown...that's a big ol burly L O L

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Guns own and the laws got better hth

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Blue Train posted:

This is v strange

Almost as strange as dead ghost kid pics.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




Thank you for cropping this one just enough to make it work safe.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Surprisingly I have not found any engagement pictures with a Trump impersonator, only pictures of a trump impersonator.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Olanphonia posted:

had them in my cache




mike pence should tell his wife he's never truly alone with a woman because jesus is always in the room

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


honestly sad how brokebrained people are from religion. you should be thinking about how much you love banging your soon to be wife but a 2000 year old jew keeps popping into your thoughts.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Oh it turns out that Trump wedding pictures is a thing.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/871020725980811266

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/871016160787148800

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Groovelord Neato posted:

honestly sad how brokebrained people are from religion. you should be thinking about how much you love banging your soon to be wife but a 2000 year old jew keeps popping into your thoughts.

this super old jew fixation isn't just limited to the religious. At the point of release I often shout "bernie would have won" into her face real loud.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


bernie would've cum.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Groovelord Neato posted:

bernie would've cum.

imagine a world where the flotus lives in the white house, gets hosed by her husband instead of some silver fox security guard, and we ain't seen her tits

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Lol if you think the first lady rides any but the darkest of stallions

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
Hmbol you guys need to get rid of this clown

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

gender illusionist posted:

Hmbol you guys need to get rid of this clown

They should create a useless honorary position just for him, and cart him around the world to sports events or stupid countries for entertainment.
He just needs to believe he's still the president.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I should grow my hair out again and do Jesus cosplay, I wonder how much he can charge for pics

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

unpacked robinhood posted:

They should create a useless honorary position just for him, and cart him around the world to sports events or stupid countries for entertainment.
He just needs to believe he's still the president.

Isn't this already the case?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Aubible lols over my morning coffee

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
I'm kinda happy Tmurp pulled out of the climate agreement because 1) everything, everything he touches turns to poo poo, and by distancing himself from it he ensures there's actually a chance the Paris agreement will be effective and 2) as a direct consequence the EU and China, and now India have resolved to double down on their pledges within hours of his declaration.

Turns out spiting Turmp is something that energizes and strengthens resolve, lol.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Trump is Malachi Constant :psyduck:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bloomberg is capitalizing on the situation by very kindly using 15 million dollars of his 50 billion dollar fortune to meet America's contribution to the Paris accord. he's scum and obviously wants to run for president in the future

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Trump is the space squid at the end of Watchman lmao

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Trump is the space squid at the end of Watchman lmao

I hope that Barron doesn't see any sushi shows. :ohdear:

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

unpacked robinhood posted:

They should create a useless honorary position just for him, and cart him around the world to sports events or stupid countries for entertainment.
He just needs to believe he's still the president.

Mr President it is my pleasure to announce that you've been unanimously voted, that is to say you won every single vote in Washington and you're now Superduperdent of the United States!
It's tremendously unique and hugely unprecedented!
Nobody, nobody, and I can say this with great surety, has ever been carried to this position before you!

Many great decisions await you judgement but before that there's a yuuge crowd waiting for you for the inauguration (and blessing) of the Wachahita Centre of Commerce and Watersports in Denver.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Mr Havafap posted:

I'm kinda happy Tmurp pulled out of the climate agreement because 1) everything, everything he touches turns to poo poo, and by distancing himself from it he ensures there's actually a chance the Paris agreement will be effective and 2) as a direct consequence the EU and China, and now India have resolved to double down on their pledges within hours of his declaration.

Turns out spiting Turmp is something that energizes and strengthens resolve, lol.
trump will help solve the world's problems by provoking the world into uniting against trump

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