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Jukeboxblues posted:Is that really the plot for horse whisperer? I never seen it but I can understand why all the girls I know that love that movie are hosed up. No, the horse whisperer was about doing the exact opposite of this.
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The Horse Whisperer was about a man who kills a horse in front of another horse, so the surviving horse knows to obey.
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Putting a horse head in a human's bed is intimidating, but guess what: it's even more effective on horses.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Putting a horse head in a human's bed is intimidating, but guess what: it's even more effective on horses. Lol
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FactsAreUseless posted:Putting a horse head in a human's bed is intimidating, but guess what: it's even more effective on horses. hahaha
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:Isn't that alpha wolf stuff complete bullshit that someone just made up anyway? It's a great idea because it's awesome for an aggressive dog to see you as another dog instead of a human. Also pack hierarchies never change in the wild.
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Better to beat a dog than neuter it
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This reason why anyone gets a dog is because the human is stupid and needs to be superior to something. That's why it is super funny when you go over to a house and Mr. Ruffers is jumping all over the loving place, and the owner is all like "Mr. Ruffers get down", and Mr.Ruffers doesn't give a poo poo. That human introduced a dog into their life to feel like they're not the dumbest person in the room, and the dog beat them. That's hilarious.
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Better to beat a dog than neuter it My friend has a dog that she won't neuter but also will not get a girl dog for him to plow so he just pathetically fucks his bed. She should just cut his drat balls off
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Blue Train posted:My friend has a dog that she won't neuter but also will not get a girl dog for him to plow so he just pathetically fucks his bed. She should just cut his drat balls off My dog hosed her bed despite being a her and being neutered. Dogs are weird.
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The Human Crouton posted:This reason why anyone gets a dog is because the human is stupid and needs to be superior to something. That's why it is super funny when you go over to a house and Mr. Ruffers is jumping all over the loving place, and the owner is all like "Mr. Ruffers get down", and Mr.Ruffers doesn't give a poo poo. That human introduced a dog into their life to feel like they're not the dumbest person in the room, and the dog beat them. That's hilarious.
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Blue Train posted:My friend has a dog that she won't neuter but also will not get a girl dog for him to plow so he just pathetically fucks his bed. Get that dog an account
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I work with a guy who looks like cesar milan but he's not hispanic and doesn't have facial hair and doesn't punch dogs for a living. well that's my story.
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turn off the TV posted:My dog hosed her bed despite being a her and being neutered. Dogs are weird. dogs humping other dogs really is a dominance display so your dog is probably real proud of dominating the weird furry thing that's like 10x her size. you should give her a biscuit
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corn in the bible posted:dogs humping other dogs really is a dominance display so your dog is probably real proud of dominating the weird furry thing that's like 10x her size. you should give her a biscuit So should I be punching my dog or humping my dog? Maybe both?
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turn off the TV posted:So should I be punching my dog or humping my dog? Maybe both? theyre good dogs, cesar
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turn off the TV posted:So should I be punching my dog or humping my dog? Maybe both? give your dog a donkey punch
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:gonna Real Post here for a second: get some really awesome treats like raw hot dog chunks or cheese or something, and have her give them to the dog a lot. Have all visitors give them to your dog. Do it a lot. That's it, that's really all you need to do  e: works better when guests give different, REALLY good treats from what you'd normally use yourself Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Putting a horse head in a human's bed is intimidating, but guess what: it's even more effective on horses.
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turn off the TV posted:My dog hosed her bed despite being a her and being neutered. Dogs are weird. corn in the bible posted:dogs humping other dogs really is a dominance display so your dog is probably real proud of dominating the weird furry thing that's like 10x her size. you should give her a biscuit why is hedrigall in your house
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:why is hedrigall in your house the forums give it entry to everyone's house write a letter to your moderator
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Dogs are cool as hell and I love them in a non-morally inept way, as god intended. But I must confess...i own a fish right now instead. 
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Dogs are nice but cats poop in boxes so it's hard to compete.
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turn off the TV posted:Dogs are nice but cats poop in boxes so it's hard to compete. they also make your house smell like rancid piss. If you think your cat is one of the perfect clean ones, your nose has just adjusted to the constant state of piss stink and you just aren't noticing it.
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Rabbits are better than cats. There is no reason to ever choose a cat over a rabbit.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Rabbits are better than cats. There is no reason to ever choose a cat over a rabbit. My brother's rabbit starts freaking out if my shirt has wrinkles in it and will try to flatten it and it can hurt when she starts biting. Like calm down what's your deal it's just a wrinkle.
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Rabbits have to eat their own poo poo because god wanted something to laugh at. Cats do it because they are emotionally unstable.
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By the way, about food 'aggression' it's really resource guarding, the dog is guarding his food and getting up in his face while he's eating is the actual aggression. Resource guarding is instinctive for pretty much all dogs, it's instinctive for wolves and guarding behavior has been reinforced by thousands of years of selective breeding. You don't overcome this with one simple trick whether it's a throat punch or petting or anything. Feed the dog yummy things from your hands. Do that a lot. Hold a bowl with yummy things in it and let the dog eat from the bowl while you hold it, do that a lot. If the dog already has a problem with resource guarding, don't punish or take food away, that just makes it worse. Give him the food and have some other special yummy poo poo, sit nearby and offer it from your hand. Do this a lot, if the dog is growling or raising his lips then back away a little bit. Speak quietly in a faggy high pitched voice. If your dog is like most dogs, gradually he realizes protecting his food from you isn't really a big deal and humans are OK because they give you tasty poo poo to eat. E: if this isn't working find a professional dog trainer Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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Flesh Forge posted:Speak quietly in a faggy high pitched voice this is really the most important part. dogs and homosexuals have an instinctual bond
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:this is really the most important part. dogs and homosexuals have an instinctual bond And yet dogs instinctively know to attack Three Olives on sight. Hmm...
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:this is really the most important part. dogs and homosexuals have an instinctual bond They share a love of meat
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Who What Now posted:And yet dogs instinctively know to attack Three Olives on sight. Hmm... yeah but in fairness that's shared by all lifeforms higher than the leech
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one time i ran into cesar milan at a sushi restaurant and he was sitting there trying to have some kind of important conversation with his child, i think about him and his wife's divorce. i eavesdropped for a little then i went up to him and interrupted him so i could ask him if he was cesar milan from the TV. he was a good sport.
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Everybody post your dogs starting now
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Everybody post your dogs starting now my dog is dead, thanks for bringing it up. i'll be bawling on the floor if anyone needs me
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Who What Now posted:And yet dogs instinctively know to attack Three Olives on sight. Hmm... Three olives is an abomination. Do not trust a person who dog does not
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