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Lurdiak posted:He's wavered back and forth between huge prick and antisocial but sympathetic neutral character. It basically depends on how you feel about his army of slave midgets, the moloids. I am pretty sure these are not moles
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:I am pretty sure these are not moles They kinda look like molerats.
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Lurdiak posted:Some writers are like "They're dumb primal weirdoes and need a leader and he takes care of them" and others are like "Slavery is always wrong, gently caress the mole man." That's all kinds of hosed up though.
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Jonathan Bad Writer Hickman agrees with you and went out of his way to show how much of a huge irredeemable prick Mole Man was for having yellow naked slave midgets. But there is also a huge body of evidence of the moloids being barely dog-level intelligence and just following whoever yells loudest.
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Also, Mole Man is pretty hosed up in the head.
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Mole Man should hold a democratic election. Like Johnny Storm did.
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Kraa! I vote for the surface man of spiders!
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Lurdiak posted:
That doesn't make it less hosed up though.
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Alhazred posted:That doesn't make it less hosed up though. Yeah, it's pretty offensive to Trump voters.
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Alhazred posted:That doesn't make it less hosed up though.
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CapnAndy posted:C'mon, there's definitely a difference between being a rancher and owning a plantation. Tell that to PETA and let me know the amount of red paint you walk away with to the nearest gallon
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Alhazred posted:That doesn't make it less hosed up though. Now let's talk about orcs,
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Can newspaper spiderman triumph over a 1541 year old corpse?
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Wow, of all the deep dive villains I never expected to see in this strip Tyrannus is definitely among them. I remember him from the Subterranean Wars back when they did crossovers in the Avengers annuals.
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Peter majored in organic chemistry and minored in Roman history.
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Also if you're not aware, Haifisch is currently reposting Spider-Man from 2000. It's glorious. HE'S FIGHTING A FRIKKEN WEREWOLF. Haifisch posted:2000 Spiderman Haifisch posted:
Haifisch posted:2000 Spiderman Haifisch posted:Are you loving kidding me
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That's definitely not how werewolves work.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
The only thing remaining in Peter's brick-brained skull are detailed facts about Roman history.
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Lurdiak posted:That's definitely not how werewolves work. It's how they work in this universe apparently.
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Apparently Black Cop/White Cop has been a NSM duo for decades now? They have the power to switch facial hair and race at whim!
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Augustulus was a child while emperor so Peter is about to get owned by a magical six year old.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Augustulus was a child while emperor so Peter is about to get owned by a magical six year old. Oh god I am having flashbacks to my first communion
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Why would you guess the last Roman emperor. Has Pete been reading marvel comics? Is that a copy of The Incredible Hulk #5 in his back pocket?
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graham cracker posted:Apparently Black Cop/White Cop has been a NSM duo for decades now? They have the power to switch facial hair and race at whim! Kind of a very niche power you gotta admit; makes sense that they're regular cops instead of Avengers or Justice League.
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Begemot posted:Why would you guess the last Roman emperor. No. It's a ticket for illegal parking, that hotel neither had valet service nor appreciated him blocking the entrance to their lobby.
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wait a second, peter actually rescued some people and won a fight using his wits. is that a photoshop?
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I just discovered this thread and I'm so happy, I can't even tell you
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wait a second, peter actually rescued some people and won a fight using his wits. is that a photoshop?
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Low Desert Punk posted:I just discovered this thread and I'm so happy, I can't even tell you
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Hold on, Peter knows the exact year the Western Roman Empire fell off the top of his head? I'm actually impressed.
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Mikl posted:Hold on, Peter knows the exact year the Western Roman Empire fell off the top of his head? I'm actually impressed. It never fell - it simply went underground. Seriously, when I went to sleep I did not expect to find out in the morning that Newspaper Spider-Man will apparently have a showdown with immortal subterranean Romulus loving Augustulus, last of the western Emperors.
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Lurdiak posted:That's definitely not how werewolves work. It's brilliant. I so hope that is how the wolfman will be defeated in the upcoming movie.
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I am a big fan of how everyone just takes the existence of an underground Roman Empire in their stride. Clearly the most absurd element here is that he'd be too old!
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CharlestheHammer posted:Augustulus was a child while emperor so Peter is about to get owned by a magical six year old. Oh Nooooo!!
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Lurdiak posted:That's definitely not how werewolves work. Pretty genius if you bank on lycanthropy being partially psychosomatic.
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Binary Badger posted:Most likely it's Tyrannus as he's another Stan the Man creation. Outside chance of the FF showing up towards the end of the arc to bat cleanup and tell Peter what a fuckup he is. Called it, but I hope this doesn't mean the Hulk guest-stars. Or maybe Stan is planning a huge reunion strip of his glory days and will have the FF, OG Avengers, the Hulk, and Fin Fang Foom show up.
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Anyone worth their salt knows that the Roman Empire sunk underground like Atlantis. That's why there is no Roman Empire today.
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EorayMel posted:Can newspaper spiderman triumph over a 1541 year old corpse? Seems unlikely. CharlestheHammer posted:Peter is about to get owned by a magical six year old. Seems likely.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Augustulus was a child while emperor so Peter is about to get owned by a magical six year old.  a very buff 6 year old
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