Spoilers thread: Spoiled Wrestling in Every Sense of the Term [no spoiler tags]

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rovert: Jun 10, 2013

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# ? Jun 3, 2017 22:20

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:48

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Feels Villeneuve posted:

I did. Joe stinks. Was better in TNA.

counterpoint: seth "freakin" rollins is the alternative

# ? Jun 3, 2017 22:22

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

oatgan posted:

counterpoint: seth "freakin" rollins is the alternative

When I see a match where Joe, Bray, Seth and Finn all get buried for the Big Dog, all I can think is "did I get hired as WWE head booker without realizing it"

# ? Jun 3, 2017 22:25

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

They can't really be having Neville go over again.

# ? Jun 3, 2017 22:26

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

Neville is the only star on the regular roster

# ? Jun 3, 2017 22:28

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Feels Villeneuve posted:

When I see a match where Joe, Bray, Seth and Finn all get buried for the Big Dog, all I can think is "did I get hired as WWE head booker without realizing it"

joe and seth are the favorites going into the match how are they being buried for roman?????????

# ? Jun 3, 2017 22:41

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

MotU posted:

joe and seth are the favorites going into the match how are they being buried for roman?????????

roman has 3000 points, duh

# ? Jun 3, 2017 22:46

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

In the most round-about way it's WWE's only long term booking. Have other people get destroyed by Brock Lesner so that when Roman wins next year at Wrestlemania he'll be touted as a conquerer yet still be claimed to be the underdog

# ? Jun 3, 2017 23:22

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Aphrodite posted:

They can't really be having Neville go over again.

Neville is the best and they're clearly setting up for a lovely program with him and TJP.

# ? Jun 3, 2017 23:36

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Yeah but they have to have him finish Aries clean to end this feud, and that really doesn't look to be the direction they've been going.

# ? Jun 3, 2017 23:38

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

I've solid reason to believe that New Day will appear at Extreme Rules. Get revenge on the Revival maybe?

# ? Jun 4, 2017 00:55

Willninho: Aug 14, 2007

Also Joe is 38 and Brock is 39 maybe just get good matches in when you can.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:09

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

Willninho posted:

Also Joe is 38 and Brock is 39 maybe just get good matches in when you can.

Brock's had like 4 good matches since he came back so I wouldn't hold my breath no matter what the outcome

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:14

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

2 were with Goldberg.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:22

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

The other 2 were with Cena

Goldberg and Cena, GOAT

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:31

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Brock had a very good match with Punk

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:22

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

The other 2 were with Cena

Goldberg and Cena, GOAT

I'm still not sure if the 2nd Cena match was good or not. Like legitimately not sure, because it was absolutely memorable, but was it a good match?

Gaz-L fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jun 4, 2017

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:42

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

rovert posted:

I've solid reason to believe that New Day will appear at Extreme Rules. Get revenge on the Revival maybe?

I thought Revival was scuttled until Dash recovers?

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:16

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

Gaz-L posted:

I'm still not sure if the 2nd Cena match was good or not. Like legitimately not sure, because it was absolutely memorable, but was it a good match?

I was kidding. I think Brock's good matches have been vs Cena at Extreme Rules, Punk at Mania, and Taker at SummerSlam and I liked their HiaC okay.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:43

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

super macho dude posted:

I thought Revival was scuttled until Dash recovers?

Dash is just about ready to go.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:48

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Guess Vince realized this show was in Rich Swann's Hometown since he and Sasha were the favorites for a while

# ? Jun 4, 2017 04:51

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

MotU posted:

joe and seth are the favorites going into the match how are they being buried for roman?????????

I am bad at money line odds

# ? Jun 4, 2017 05:13

Strawberry Panda: Nov 4, 2007; Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

I was kidding. I think Brock's good matches have been vs Cena at Extreme Rules, Punk at Mania, and Taker at SummerSlam and I liked their HiaC okay.

Brock vs. Rollins vs. Cena at Royal Rumble was amazing.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 08:50

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

are we getting demon balor or nah

# ? Jun 4, 2017 09:00

Basic Chunnel: Sep 21, 2010; Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

They're still selling two-face style Balor mercy so I'm assuming so

# ? Jun 4, 2017 18:34

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

Will they still zoom in on Finn's dick during the Demon Kang entrance?

# ? Jun 4, 2017 19:43

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

No major swings yet, which is odd since the smart money's usually in by now

code:

Seth Rollins -110
Samoa Joe +145
Finn Balor +700
Bray Wyatt +1450
Roman Reigns +3000

Dean Ambrose +155
The Miz -195

Alexa Bliss -350
Bayley +250

Hardy Boyz +333
Sheamus & Cesaro -500

Neville -500
Austin Aries +333

Noam  Dar & Alicia Fox +130
Rich Swann & Sasha Banks -170

# ? Jun 4, 2017 21:05

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

The only real change has been the winner of the mixed tag keeps switching

Is there anything on the preshow? That might be the hold up, there's usually a 7PM hour match listed but everything says it starts at 8

# ? Jun 4, 2017 21:07

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Chris James 2 posted:

The only real change has been the winner of the mixed tag keeps switching

Is there anything on the preshow? That might be the hold up, there's usually a 7PM hour match listed but everything says it starts at 8

They just added Kalisto/Apollo to the preshow, and I can only assume the money line is "lol who cares"

# ? Jun 4, 2017 21:10

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

roman is getting eliminated first

braun returns, kills him, he then takes finishers from the rest of the field. gets pinned by seth after taking that knee rainmaker thing

# ? Jun 4, 2017 21:10

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Pretty sure the match is single pinfall, not elimination.

Though it wouldn't surprise me if they timed out the card and were like "goddamn we need to time to fill, it's an elimination match now."

# ? Jun 4, 2017 21:16

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Benne posted:

Pretty sure the match is single pinfall, not elimination.

Though it wouldn't surprise me if they timed out the card and were like "goddamn we need to time to fill, it's an elimination match now."

eh my bad

roman is taking the pinfall after braun kills him and seth hits the knee rainmaker thing

everyone else is a non-factor

# ? Jun 4, 2017 21:17

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

DEAR RICHARD posted:

are we getting demon balor or nah

would be dumb if we did, which means we will

# ? Jun 4, 2017 23:20

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Joe has swung back to the slight favorite. Everything else seems more or less settled.

code:

Samoe Joe -265
Seth Rollins +240
Finn Balor +1900
Bray Wyatt +3000
Roman Reigns +7500

Dean Ambrose +415
The Miz -635

Alexa Bliss -1050
Bayley +550

Hardy Boyz +1000
Cesaro & Sheamus -2000

Neville -1230
Austin Aries +610

Rich Swann & Sasha Banks -600
Noam Dar & Alicia Fox +400

# ? Jun 4, 2017 23:33

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

is braun coming back

# ? Jun 5, 2017 01:16

Roque11: Aug 7, 2016

No New Day appearance tonight. Dirtsheets are wrong yet again.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 05:25

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

Roque11 posted:

No New Day appearance tonight. Dirtsheets are wrong yet again.

Their Ice cream truck bike was in the production office all weekend which is odd. Something could happen at Raw.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 06:58

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

The buzz for the new day's big return vignette is palpable

# ? Jun 5, 2017 15:55

Evil Badman: Aug 19, 2006; Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

[forget that New Day are Smackdown]

# ? Jun 5, 2017 18:00

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# ? May 15, 2024 07:48

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

quote:

The first betting odds are in for the main event at Money in the Bank. Bet Wrestling reports that Baron Corbin is the early favorite to win the match at -165 odds, with Dolph Ziggler the biggest underdog at +2500.

The odds for all six wrestlers in the match are below. Money in the Bank takes place on June 18th and will air live on the WWE Network.

* Baron Corbin -165
* Kevin Owens +500
* AJ Styles +600
* Sami Zayn +600
* Shinsuke Nakamura +700
* Dolph Ziggler +2500

# ? Jun 8, 2017 05:20

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