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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

OwlFancier posted:

Has anyone considered putting big crash barriers between the road and the pavement on the bridges?

Theres not enough meat in the bridge to support proper anti crash bollards i think

E: a line of bell bollards may work tho



Uhhhh 72
Is a number divisible by 2

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jun 3, 2017

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


#blood

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
That guy has some loving amazing eyesight

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

CoolCab posted:

initial reports will be wildly inaccurate and that's the nature of the 24 hour news cycle

with that said, a terrorist attack at 1030 on a Saturday night into five people on a bridge seems rather ineffective. is london bridge typically packed at this time and, moreso then many other available targets at other times?

This is true, but islamist terrorists are pretty loving stupid in general.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pochoclo posted:

That guy has some loving amazing eyesight

He's got binoculars.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

CoolCab posted:

initial reports will be wildly inaccurate and that's the nature of the 24 hour news cycle

with that said, a terrorist attack at 1030 on a Saturday night into five people on a bridge seems rather ineffective. is london bridge typically packed at this time and, moreso then many other available targets at other times?

Not packed, no - my first thought when I heard the report was "Wow, that's like the stupidest place to do that". There'd be a fair few people but maybe a tenth as many as there would be on a weekday night and a twentieth of weekday rush hour. There'd be a lot more people around Borough Market, just down the road, and a huge amount more at Piccadilly or Trafalgar Square. The pavements at London Bridge are much wider than Westminster Bridge too, so there's an easier escape route.

There are reports of casualties further afield than London Bridge though so I really don't know what to think.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Yeah how the gently caress are you going to be able to tell something's blood rather than any other liquid or just a weird shadow?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If you put bollards on a bridge then some oval office would just mow people down by the side of the road instead. If you put bollards by the side of a road then they'd plough through people crossing Oxford Street or whatever. It's not really something that can be fixed.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

OwlFancier posted:

Has anyone considered putting big crash barriers between the road and the pavement on the bridges?

The reason we have a nuclear deterrent is so we don't have to have crash barriers.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

forkboy84 posted:

A pretty smart choice. I stuck on the BBC News Channel & it's just..."We know something big & important has happened but we have no details so here's some tweets". Rolling news is bad but it's also the sort of thing you can't imagine ever being turned back.

I was gonna mock how "we know it was them refugees" was gonna pop up, but it did before I managed to do so.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

He's got binoculars.

Even with really good binoculars you struggle to pick out individual people from the top of the Shard, let alone details about them. It's really loving tall and most people can't handhold anything better than 10x magnification.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
It's weird how desensitised you get. I have been to London Bridge many times and know a lot of people that work in that area of London, I've drank in the pub that is in that shot and will currently have 50 police cars outside it. But when the news alert came through my reaction was "another one? ffs" and then just carried on with what I was doing.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://twitter.com/robboma24/status/871127541184172033

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
If Tony BLIAR hadn't removed the guns from HMS Belfast it could have dealt with them Muslamics.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Prince John posted:

Caution: this may raise blood pressure. A textbook illustration of earlier comments in this thread on the Economist:

The Middle Has Fallen Out of British Politics. They're endorsing the LibDems (lol).

Mate, if you think that's loving stupid, have this belter from The Independent. John Rentoul at his finest, whining about the evils of universal benefits and how putting up corporation tax just means increased costs for customers & claiming if you want to protect the incomes of the poor you should vote Lib Dem.

"All good socialists should vote Lib Dem on Thursday." The last line of that article.

I'm sorry if anyone thinks this is poor taste, but there's just nothing to say about whatever horrible poo poo has gone down in London, & I needed a laugh.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

True, They could have just shelled that bar saving valuable police time

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Police have confirmed they're attending a second 'incident' at Borough(?) Market.

Antwan3K
Mar 8, 2013
Tory panic



(screen from the spectator)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

blunt posted:

Police have confirmed they're attending a second 'incident' at Borough(?) Market.

e: was just about to post that, and feel a bit guilty about glibly saying that would have been a better target than London Bridge.

ee: Sky News now claiming Scotland Yard are calling it a terrorist incident.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

forkboy84 posted:

I'm sorry if anyone thinks this is poor taste, but there's just nothing to say about whatever horrible poo poo has gone down in London, & I needed a laugh.

Yeah, there's nothing to say and there won't be for a day or two.

Honestly, there probably won't be anything to say then, either.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Is Borough Market open on a Saturday night?

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

goddamnedtwisto posted:

e: was just about to post that, and feel a bit guilty about glibly saying that would have been a better target than London Bridge.

ee: Sky News now claiming Scotland Yard are calling it a terrorist incident.

I doubt they'd call it so quickly. Probably treating it as a terrorist incident instead?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Now I think about it that account of Southwark Bridge sounds very fishy now - that and Tower Bridge is where they'd have diverted the traffic heading for London Bridge and if nothing lese we'd have heard it had been closed if there had been an incident there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


London police militant party division, everybody get down tonight.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

EvilHawk posted:

I doubt they'd call it so quickly. Probably treating it as a terrorist incident instead?

Desperate scrambling to fill up the news cycle leads any old rumour being taken as hard fact. Speculation is useless really.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

EvilHawk posted:

I doubt they'd call it so quickly. Probably treating it as a terrorist incident instead?

I think the exact words were "related to terrorism" and who knows what that means.

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
we've learned that the attacker likes standing up

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Liu posted:

we've learned that the attacker likes standing up

Some git on Twitter says he definately certainly might know that the attacker maybe breathing oxygen. Perhaps.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
A very excitable bloke saying there's a crashed van and Old Bill were shooting around the junction with Southwark Street which is another 100 yards or so south of Borough Market.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
I'm kind of wondering if the polling might be inaccurate in the other direction, if there's now "shy labour" people who won't admit they're voting for jam stalin, clearly the joke option. It's almost certainly not the case given it's been the opposite almost forever, but, then, we've never had jam stalin before either.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

spectralent posted:

I'm kind of wondering if the polling might be inaccurate in the other direction, if there's now "shy labour" people who won't admit they're voting for jam stalin, clearly the joke option. It's almost certainly not the case given it's been the opposite almost forever, but, then, we've never had jam stalin before either.

How much are you wondering this?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Liu posted:

we've learned that the attacker likes standing up


OwlFancier posted:

London police militant party division, everybody get down tonight.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

spectralent posted:

I'm kind of wondering if the polling might be inaccurate in the other direction, if there's now "shy labour" people who won't admit they're voting for jam stalin, clearly the joke option. It's almost certainly not the case given it's been the opposite almost forever, but, then, we've never had jam stalin before either.

I was wondering that too but as it would be good I am trying not to wonder it because that feels excessively optimistic.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



That's The Sheaf I think. Nice pub.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Thanks Ants posted:

That's The Sheaf I think. Nice pub.

It is. And it is.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/871130441499234304

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Looks like the terrorists have attacked the UK again, this time London :(

Thoughts and prayers to the victims and their loved ones.

Stay safe out there britgoons.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is the ceiling actually that low?

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Both of my brothers were on the bridge and witnessed a large part of what happened. They're both okay and well away from the area, but what the gently caress. Had they been closer when these guys struck, I'd have lost both of them.

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


this is katzenjammers, a bier keller type pub just off borough market

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