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Powaqoatse posted:i wonder what the greatest mystery is supposed to be. kinda sounds like the christ/blood book dan brown ripped off? Yeah, that poster tries to trick you into thinking the film is interesting. This one is more representative: 
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And More posted:Yeah, that poster tries to trick you into thinking the film is interesting. This one is more representative: Pros: The Bible, Shroud of Turin Cons: history God is dead - Dead Sea - Dead for 3 days Holy poo poo, let's really think this one through, it's time to make some phonecalls. Also the random guy looks like Jesus Christ so he's Jesus Christ.
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Palpek posted:Also the random guy looks like Jesus Christ so he's Jesus Christ. That's absolutely why they gave him that haircut. The actual guy looks like this:   Oh yeah, it's based on a true story. Bet you didn't know that. 
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Powaqoatse posted:i wonder what the greatest mystery is supposed to be. kinda sounds like the christ/blood book dan brown ripped off? Nah it's just one of these weird things where they take a nonfiction book -- as in, not a story at all, but basically a large essay -- and turn it into a "one man's journey" movie somehow.
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I remember watching the documentary version of that film for religion class in junior year of high school. It's just one of those proselytizing pieces that takes a fringe argument ("there was no historical Christ"), plots out all the circumstantial evidence for the actual mainstream historical consensus ("there was obviously some dude name Jesus who was called Christ"), and conflates this with the religious perspective which had nothing to do with the historical perspective in the first place ("Christ is Lord and there's a secular conspiracy to repress DA TRUFF").
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Baron von Eevl posted:Recently watched Wild Wild West and can't stop thinking about Branagh's seemingly endless uncomfortable racist jokes aimed at Will Smith. Though to be fair Branagh's racist Joker Foghorn Leghorn is the best part of that film.
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Taintrunner posted:The Minions join the Russian Special Forces? Ballsy. "Gru" is the norwegian word for "scary", which makes it a fitting name for the soviet intelligence directory.
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Those are pretty clever. I think the badge kinda ruins it. The "cut" diagram is nice on it's own.
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And More posted:That's absolutely why they gave him that haircut. The actual guy looks like this: IIRC the movie is a period piece and that looks like a recent picture of the guy.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
Damned immortal elves ruining the meta-plot!
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muscles like this! posted:IIRC the movie is a period piece and that looks like a recent picture of the guy. You're right. I think that might be him:  Actually pretty accurate. Man, the 1990s were a wild time.
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BonoMan posted:Those are pretty clever. I think the badge kinda ruins it. The "cut" diagram is nice on it's own. It is, at least, a welcome variation on the FACE & DESCRIPTIVE TEXT posters.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
This is what it smells like When doves fry
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ccubed posted:Damned immortal elves ruining the meta-plot! Since I don't think anyone else got this, I'd just like to say I did and I appreciated the joke.
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Redbelt rules but those posters are beyond awful.
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C3P-O at the leather club.
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I assume Optimus' inevitable poster will say "gently caress poo poo UP IN THE FACE"
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I like that half of the character posters for the giant robot movie are nobody humans that they think people still care about.
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Not dynamic enough! Rotate him a little! (check the legs)
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Ahahahaha holy gently caress.
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Fayez Butts posted:Not dynamic enough! Rotate him a little! (check the legs) Also totally didn't notice that. Thats bad.
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I've never seen a Transformers movie and I understand that they're garbage but those posters make me really want to know what's going on. Is it like, in the past now? Why do they have swords?
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joedevola posted:I've never seen a Transformers movie and I understand that they're garbage but those posters make me really want to know what's going on. Optimus Prime has gone bad and the Earth is about to get eaten. The key to saving everything might lie with Excalibur and Merlin's magic, both of which came from Cybertron. Turns out Transformers have always been around on Earth, forming the Knights of The Round Table with King Arthur and fighting Nazis. Also there's going to be a movie set in Ancient Rome.
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The MSJ posted:Optimus Prime has gone bad and the Earth is about to get eaten. The key to saving everything might lie with Excalibur and Merlin's magic, both of which came from Cybertron. Turns out Transformers have always been around on Earth, forming the Knights of The Round Table with King Arthur and fighting Nazis. Also there's going to be a movie set in Ancient Rome. An actual not actual quote from Michael Bay: "If they think these movies are so hard to understand the story of, then imagine what will happen if I just try to make three movies at once and shove them all together"
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That's just his costume from Westworld. It even has the same loving chain. Like, you're not even trying. 
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Transformers takes place in the Westworld universe, eh? Well now i've GOTTA see it.
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So is Marky Mark a secret human transformer or what? I haven't seen any of them since like the Rifftrax for the second one.
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No he's just a regular guy who used to have a daughter who is no longer willing to do Transformer movies.
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DC Murderverse posted:An actual not actual quote from Michael Bay: "If they think these movies are so hard to understand the story of, then imagine what will happen if I just try to make three movies at once and shove them all together" This is sort of what they did. They hired like a dozen writers, and told them to write screenplays based on different eras, guided by Transformers loremasters. Bay took a King Arthur Transformers movie by the Black Hawk Down guy and a WW2 movie by the Iron Man 1 guys and merged it with a story about the creator of the Transformers. They took a screenplay set in the 1980s and make it into a Bumblebee movie that is releasing next year, and there's also going to be an animated prequel set millions of years ago on Cybertron. Aphrodite posted:No he's just a regular guy who used to have a daughter who is no longer willing to do Transformer movies. They just gave him a younger, smarter, tougher, and more Latina daughter. Guy Mann posted:That's just his costume from Westworld. It even has the same loving chain. Like, you're not even trying. I really hope this is intentional, whether as a reference or Hopkins just insisting he wears the same thing.
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Light Gun Man posted:So is Marky Mark a secret human transformer or what? I haven't seen any of them since like the Rifftrax for the second one. Nope, he is (possible Transformers 5 leaked info) a descendant of King Arthur.
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GonSmithe posted:Nope, he is (possible Transformers 5 leaked info) a descendant of King Arthur. He's the title character, at least.
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