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Baronjutter posted:lol you don't get married to someone you're incompatible with. no. you dont.
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purple death ray posted:We came really close a couple years ago but backed off. I don't think we would file jointly anyway. I imagine we probably will eventually, when we're older and stuff like that becomes a bigger issue. Haven't had any problems with hospitals and stuff so far, probably because we're a straight couple. We stopped correcting people who call us husband and wife a long time ago. lol depending on the state you might be married already https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage_in_the_United_States
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 23:10 |
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Baronjutter posted:lol you don't get married to someone you're incompatible with. Such a simple concept that so many people fail miserably at.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 00:35 |
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limp_cheese posted:Such a simple concept that so many people fail miserably at. People can also change a lot over several decades.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 00:50 |
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quote:I'm a professional photographer. I make a nice living and mostly do weddings. I'm also a foot fetishist. quote:This is my favorite thread and I've been reading its many iterations. My take: your budget was paid for years out of the life savings of an interior designer with a space travel fetish
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 02:11 |
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Chester posted:I'm a professional photographer. I make a nice living and mostly do weddings. I'm also a foot fetishist. Probably true, this pops up on Reddit every so often. EDIT: Anyway, the women don't mind so I guess this is harmless, it's not like you're photographing deaf girls in the restroom. Gynovore fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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loquacius posted:My take: your budget was paid for years out of the life savings of an interior designer with a space travel fetish Or we just read Interstellar fan fiction.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 05:33 |
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loquacius posted:My take: your budget was paid for years out of the life savings of an interior designer with a space travel fetish People with high level clearances can sometimes have fake jobs, but it's usually bullshit like "analyst" or cultural attachè Also that confession is fake and most of the info can be gleaned from the Pittsburgh entry on Wikipedia + having an overactive imagination
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 05:42 |
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It doesn't make a lot of sense from a science perspective. Any time spent on a project that has no funding that (probably) wasn't resulting in publications would be a complete waste and a detriment to their future in the field, since they'd have to neglect the projects that actually do have funding. Plus her questions aren't even that exciting/weird, and the radiation question seems too basic to ask - radiation shielding on spacecraft is already something that is always considered. It would be stupid to ask if a ship potentially shipping humans or "embryos" would have radiation shielding or not, because of course it would. I don't buy the ultra-deep-cover government agent story you're trying to sell either - given how bad goons are at facial recognition, I think you just made a mistake and made up the "i wrote down her name and it's the same" story to have something to fall back on if someone brought up the possibility.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 05:54 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't buy the ultra-deep-cover government agent story you're trying to sell either - given how bad goons are at facial recognition, I think you just made a mistake and made up the "i wrote down her name and it's the same" story to have something to fall back on if someone brought up the possibility. Considering none of the people involved are real I don't think facial recognition matters.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 06:26 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:Considering none of the people involved are real I don't think facial recognition matters. Considering he didn't claim to be contacted by an alien (or be an alien himself) it's among the more credible sounding space-related confessions. But yeah you're probably right.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 06:33 |
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I wanna believe
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 07:15 |
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That was probably the first fesh I've read where I've come away thinking I wished the author had come up with some mysterious hook as if fizzled out halfway through. But then if they had I would have rolled my eyes at it anyway. I just can't get no satisfaction!
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Marmaduke! posted:That was probably the first fesh I've read where I've come away thinking I wished the author had come up with some mysterious hook as if fizzled out halfway through. But then if they had I would have rolled my eyes at it anyway. I just can't get no satisfaction! The brilliant thing is that you actually could get away with posting a completely true secret government project confession because no one would ever believe it.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 11:16 |
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plot twist- NASA wants to fly to other planets to photograph the feet of the alien ladies
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 11:20 |
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Police Automaton posted:plot twist- NASA wants to fly to other planets to photograph the feet of the alien ladies Oh they absolutely do!
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quote:I've been lying to my parents about college. Two years ago, at 18, I was accepted into a college with a good reputation, fell into a bad crowd, lost motivation etc. etc. I ended up not attending my classes two semesters in a row and was informed that I wouldn't be welcomed back. Over the summer I told my parents that I didn't want to go back to school because I wanted to discover my passions and didn't know what I was doing, omitting the part about squandering a year of tuition. ok that's not the best lie to use here Tell them you got a phone call from their admissions department saying you don't have enough credits to apply as a transfer, aw shucks must have missed those rules while applying, oh well I'll try again next year Then by the time next year rolls around you've decided you like this other place much better and are just gonna apply there instead. Bing bang boom. quote:I just had a weird moment of clarity where I realized that conflict is the only form of social interaction I feel comfortable with. Not really a big or interesting confession, but it's loving me up right now and surprise surprise the guy who cant not argue doesnt have anyone he trusts enough to talk to about this so you nerds get to read it. Thread title, replace "gently caress" with "fight"
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 15:21 |
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Baronjutter posted:lol you don't get married to someone you're incompatible with. I'm married to a succubus I summoned.
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yo rear end is grass posted:I'm married to a succubus I summoned. Never make a succubus a house wife.
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The thing about the succubus confession that bothers me is you wouldn't really actually be having sex, it's more of a mental thing if you actually pretend they are real things. You aren't physically inserting your dick into anything. You'd still be a virgin except now you have some ghost thing that makes you get boners sucking your soul away or whatever. Seems easier to just call a hooker, no candles or cutting yourself is required to summon one.
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Wait for the VR revolution IMHO
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Just buy a fleshlight.
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i fcuck uhhly girls å
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The thing about the succubus confession that bothers me is you wouldn't really actually be having sex, it's more of a mental thing if you actually pretend they are real things. You aren't physically inserting your dick into anything. You'd still be a virgin except now you have some ghost thing that makes you get boners sucking your soul away or whatever. Seems easier to just call a hooker, no candles or cutting yourself is required to summon one. Actually I think you'll find all women are succubi
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The thing about the succubus confession that bothers me is you wouldn't really actually be having sex, it's more of a mental thing if you actually pretend they are real things. You aren't physically inserting your dick into anything. You'd still be a virgin except now you have some ghost thing that makes you get boners sucking your soul away or whatever. Seems easier to just call a hooker, no candles or cutting yourself is required to summon one. Demons are actually very real, and sexy
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 23:29 |
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just gently caress the therapist, free therapy and the sex whats not to like be careful if the therapist is also a succubi though, that never ends well
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 00:45 |
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i came across my therapist on okcupid once (no i didn't message her)
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:08 |
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is it cheating if you're just loving a succubus you've summoned?
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maskenfreiheit posted:i came across my therapist on okcupid once everyone has a therapist these days I feel I am missing out. Police Automaton is gonna get himself a therapist! alpaca diseases posted:is it cheating if you're just loving a succubus you've summoned? Yes it is, but you cheat on god. Just like when you have unclean thoughts about that hottie at work or vote democrat.
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Hedrigall posted:Actually I think you'll find all women are succubi LGTOW
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Police Automaton posted:everyone has a therapist these days I feel I am missing out. Police Automaton is gonna get himself a therapist! I tried therapy once, going to my insurance's actual hq, yet they still charged me 200 bucks. Lol f that
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Police Automaton posted:Yes it is, but you cheat on god. Just like when you have unclean thoughts about that hottie at work or vote democrat. heh, good thing God doesn't exist just like my girlfriend
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loquacius posted:Thread title, replace "gently caress" with "fight" This type of behavior is perfect for a psychologist or psychiatrist to treat. You basically just need to be upfront about it when you first go and if they're worth it, they'll do a formalized form of therapy which should help boatloads.
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 17:21 |
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Went to wedding, am super hungover, here's feshesquote:I was almost a virgoon too, didnt get laid between college and my early 30's. Honestly, I feel better mentally for getting laid again, but I was so awkward that the sex was crap, like I'd rather just j/o. It was really just having some companionship that was the best part. quote:I dont know if i can feel love anymore. I think I used to love my family growing up, but it's been so long I can't really remember, but when coworkers tell me they'll miss me when I quit, or when nieces or my mom or sister hug me, I just feel slightly awkward and say thanks, I don't feel love for them.
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Escorts are NOT legal in Vegas. It's legal in some Nevada counties, but that boils down to 'ranches' where 90 year old men pay $5000 to lie down for an hour next to dead-eyed twentysomethings. To all virgoons out there; sex is not some magic thing that changes your life. This sun isn't brighter the next day, the air isn't sweeter, you don't get mailed an membership card to the sex-havers club which gives you 10% off at Arby's. Life goes on just as it always does; that is, poorly.
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Gynovore posted:Escorts are NOT legal in Vegas. It's legal in some Nevada counties, but that boils down to 'ranches' where 90 year old men pay $5000 to lie down for an hour next to dead-eyed twentysomethings. Lol, you must suck at sex if you didn't get a membership card
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 20:53 |
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Virgoons. Keep trying. I'll try not to get all philosophical here, but if you don't keep trying that poo poo is never going to happen. I was with my ex for almost 9 years, we split and I was sad. Since I hadn't gotten any trim for like 1000 years before we got together I was worried that I'd remain celibate for pretty much the rest of my life after that. But I kept at it. Become a regular at a restaurant with pretty waitresses. Talk to them, be friendly with them. Just the fact that you're getting out there and keeping socialized will increase your chances. Don't expect that they'll jump in to bed with you, because you sit in their section all the time and leave a good tip, but you never know, they might find your neckbeard to be attractive. Even if they don't, talking to pretty girls, even if they're just asking you if you want baked or mashed potatoes as your side can help. A lot. The more outgoing ones will engage in a bit of small talk and that helps too. Barring that, join a club, sports league, gym whatever. The chances of someone walking up to you in the grocery store and giving you their number/asking for yours is pretty slim. Sitting in your house, hovel, squalor-den, rape dungeon isn't going to do poo poo either. Also, take care of your appearance. You don't need designer clothes, expensive cologne or any of that poo poo but a clean and tidy appearance helps. Clean under your fingernails, brush your teeth, make sure your hair is not sticking out everywhere. Take a trip to the barber shop and try a different hairstyle. While you're at it, clean up your house/hovel/squalor-den/rape dungeon. If you do manage to meet a girl (or guy) and bring them home, they'll probably run for the hills if they walk in to your place and see the pile of empty cheetos bags, mountain dew bottles, cum vases and taint boil residue everywhere. wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 4, 2017 |
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Gynovore posted:[after sex] Actually, it is.
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Doctor Malaver posted:Actually, it is. Well well well, look at you mr SEXHAVER!
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Doctor Malaver posted:Actually, it is. Dopamine is a hell of a rush.
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