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God drat it. Two years a problem-free apartment and I just now saw a mouse poke its head out. Time to get dirty. e: And the folks upstairs with the cat just moved out, too. Double dukes! e2: So nobody will notice any loud noises, hmmm Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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Do not shoot the mouse.
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Burn the mouse.
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Jun 3, 2017 04:25
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sign a non aggression treaty with the mouse
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Dead Reckoning posted:
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It was in self defense, officer! It came right at me!
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Jun 3, 2017 06:22
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Mad Dragon posted:A twenty-something with a toddler is not a MILF. A thirty/forty-something with kids in high school or college is. do not confuse milfs with cougars
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Jun 3, 2017 06:36
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So epic sax guy represented his country again in european dance pop competition thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QecWkJWB7zI They placed 3rd as opposed to 23rd last time they played in Eurovision
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Jun 3, 2017 07:15
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Naked Bear posted:It was in self defense, officer! It came right at me! Sometimes mice get into the chickens' feed bin, so I pop them with my pellet gun and throw them to the chickens. Chickens will eat anything. ANYTHING.
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Jun 3, 2017 13:02
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Can verify this 
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Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
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The Rat posted:Sometimes mice get into the chickens' feed bin, so I pop them with my pellet gun and throw them to the chickens. You've got an arsenal fit for comically-overdone Action movie montages, and you pop the mice with a pellet gun. For shame, duder.
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The Rat posted:Sometimes mice get into the chickens' feed bin, so I pop them with my pellet gun and throw them to the chickens. I think those eggs are gonna be haraam, bro. edit- you know, like trayf
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The Rat posted:Chickens will eat anything. ANYTHING. Duzzy Funlop posted:You've got an arsenal fit for comically-overdone Action movie montages, and you pop the mice with a pellet gun.
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The Rat posted:Sometimes mice get into the chickens' feed bin, so I pop them with my pellet gun and throw them to the chickens.
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Dead Reckoning posted:
Saves time. No need to skin them.
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who was it that wanted to hear Wylef Jean and Queen?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9msVekBv8s oh my bad, no one ever did
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It took ten minutes in the basement to find where the mouse / mice burrowed. GG e: The house is now a minefield and I have a .22 at the ready. Your move, rodent. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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Jun 3, 2017 21:08
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Dead Reckoning posted:I hope you're pulling the metallic pellets out before you feed them then. Yeah. Goes straight through them most of the time though.
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Jun 3, 2017 21:17
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more like The Dead Rat
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Jun 3, 2017 22:07
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Only on the inside. 
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Of your chickens
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Jun 3, 2017 22:24
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I can only hope for such a glorious death.
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The Rat posted:I can only hope for such a glorious death. B'GAWK for the B'GAWK god!
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The Rat posted:Only on the inside. Oh cut that out, Son! edit Chief!
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SHI SHI SHAA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVEHHpA9lUY
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Better repost that in my dead gay gun thread or you'll get pocket sand in your eye 
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Fiiiiine I posted a bunch of Waldo pics in there the other day too.
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been made permanent on my ship i'm going to antarctica bitches i will take a chowdown mug a picture of freddie and a maga hat, wrap it in shim's intel officer rant and make a gip time capsule to be discovered when global warming thaws it out
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RIP Two Finger, he pulled a Shackleton
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Two Finger posted:been made permanent on my ship Sounds fun as gently caress.
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Jun 4, 2017 00:43
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Good luck when inevitably some Norwegians in a helicopter are chasing and shooting at a dog come near your ship.
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Swedes
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elmags is this you?  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Two Finger posted:Swedes Wikipedia posted:In Antarctica, a Norwegian helicopter pursues an Alaskan Malamute to an American research station. Upon landing, a Norwegian accidentally drops a thermite charge, destroying the helicopter. The helicopter even says "NORGE" on the side
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Did that person (is that you?) throw a handful of sand at the target before shooting??
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Mike-o posted:The helicopter even says "NORGE" on the side Kurt Russell calls them swedes that's good enough for me
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Did that person (is that you?) throw a handful of sand at the target before shooting?? Yes and yes.
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Mike-o posted:Good luck when inevitably some Norwegians in a helicopter are chasing and shooting at a dog come near your ship. I'd rather be consumed by an eldritch horror from beyond the universe than kill a dogge
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