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Samurai Sanders posted:I didn't realize anyone said "yuge" other than to make fun of Trump so I was initially confused. You know how when you deeply love someone, their weird personal quirks can become objects of affection?
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cant cook creole bream posted:For example, he keeps inserting that shoe. What's the deal with that anyway? When Hillary had a fainting spell on the campaign, she was ushered into a car and lost a shoe in the process. Garrison was super into the "Hillary is really sick and practically on the verge of death and she's hiding it from the world" conspiracy theory but now that it's been months and her health has been fine I don't know why he continues to do it.
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Pakled posted:When Hillary had a fainting spell on the campaign, she was ushered into a car and lost a shoe in the process. Garrison was super into the "Hillary is really sick and practically on the verge of death and she's hiding it from the world" conspiracy theory but now that it's been months and her health has been fine I don't know why he continues to do it. She will die and therefore forfeit the presidency any minute now.
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Garrison's art is one of the best of all the cartoonists in this thread and his deranged, paranoid ideas are always well-expressed. A nice window into the mind of the modern American fascist.
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Pakled posted:When Hillary had a fainting spell on the campaign, she was ushered into a car and lost a shoe in the process. Garrison was super into the "Hillary is really sick and practically on the verge of death and she's hiding it from the world" conspiracy theory but now that it's been months and her health has been fine I don't know why he continues to do it. And Garrison can't even keep the shoe's look consistent.
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BarbarianElephant posted:Garrison's art is one of the best of all the cartoonists in this thread I dunno. He's definitely a cut above most of them when it comes to pure artistic talent and the ability to portray things a human can recognize, but there's something fundamentally unpleasant about his art style. The gleeful sneering faces and the sharp angular features are just so offputting. I think I'd find it unappealing even if his comics weren't the most hateful things ever. E: Like, I genuinely hate looking at these faces, instinctively. 
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Yeah Garrison is basically the nega-Assay, because while his art is good, he manages to make every single character he draws look super malicious and unpleasant, regardless of the message he's trying to send.
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Stefu posted:
I love the pleasant and rational after dinner conversation about how we have to kill all the jews and do white space colonialism
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Get ready for the next round of "We're very sad" comics. London looks as though it's been hit by terrorists driving on the path.
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"Uh, actually, global warming is good!"Stefu posted:
Also some weird blend of wishful thinking and some "the worst of Reddit" political / scientific fetishism the likes of which I've seen myself, talking about an Aryan dyson sphere or how the reason nobody's on Mars yet is those dumb blacks are holding us back from space exploration! That's gotta be why! But my favorite part is this:  Somewhere, someone thinks this is actually an appealing pitch.
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Garrison is very good at drawing parts, but he's terrible at assembling those parts in a way that actually works in terms of anatomy. His artistic fidelity is too high to get away with the toony poo poo that, say, Prickly City did. Asay's style was always better because Asay could loving draw a person as a person; Garrison draws a clenched fist here and a face here and a shoulder here and then connects them up in ways that just don't work, usually resulting in some horribly distorted limbs- issues that would have been fixed if the entire pose had been sketched out properly ahead of time. He covers it up with lots of fabric folds but if you try to plot out some of those poses in three dimensions, there's some weird poo poo going on. Look at where Jackson's fist ended up relative to his head, for example. His arm is pointing goddamned backwards.
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Lurdiak posted:I dunno. He's definitely a cut above most of them when it comes to pure artistic talent and the ability to portray things a human can recognize, but there's something fundamentally unpleasant about his art style. The gleeful sneering faces and the sharp angular features are just so offputting. I think I'd find it unappealing even if his comics weren't the most hateful things ever. I think the sneering faces work with his vile themes.
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Somfin posted:Garrison is very good at drawing parts, but he's terrible at assembling those parts in a way that actually works in terms of anatomy. His artistic fidelity is too high to get away with the toony poo poo that, say, Prickly City did. Asay's style was always better because Asay could loving draw a person as a person; Garrison draws a clenched fist here and a face here and a shoulder here and then connects them up in ways that just don't work, usually resulting in some horribly distorted limbs- issues that would have been fixed if the entire pose had been sketched out properly ahead of time. He covers it up with lots of fabric folds but if you try to plot out some of those poses in three dimensions, there's some weird poo poo going on. I've always given him credit for clean linework and recognizable caricatures (even if his Trump looks like a Greek statue), but he can't convey motion or energy at all and his compositions are prone to degenerating into a hilarious scatterbrained pile of talking points vomited onto a canvas.
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Xen Tricks posted:I know it's not really saying anything new for Branco, but it's stunning the lack of any knowledge whatsoever he holds. Also I used to read this thread religiously before everything went to hell, and I'm trying to get back into it. Are there any of the right-wing regulars that didn't just go full team Trump, and hold on to a shred of dignity? I can see Ramirez and both of th McCoy's have gone full-blown apeshit , which isn't too surprising The only conservative cartoonist I can recall who's gone full-throated anti-Trump is ... Catalino, of all people.
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So I says to my editor "You gotta give me the fangs"
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Stefu posted:
This seems more like it's by someone that hates both sides, tbh
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Trickle down provides the lower classes with plenty of wealth, but they pollute and waste it. A Bad Cartoon.
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T. Bombastus posted:I thought the same thing, to the point where I was gonna poke fun at the OP for buying such obvious bullshit, but look up the artist (Emily Youcis). She's the real deal. Well. poo poo. 
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Vib Rib posted:But my favorite part is this:
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Pakled posted:her health has been fine I don't know why he continues to do it. the 'side of beef' thing is still running incredibly strong in t_d, a place that garrison literally writes and draws love letters to regularly.
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Vib Rib posted:"Uh, actually, global warming is good!" Surprised that the Aryan dreamboat has darker skin than the woman. Also it's pretty funny how white supremacists claim to appreciate traditional fine art when 99% of everybody involved in its exhibition and study would be characterised by them as sneering liberal elitists.
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:Surprised that the Aryan dreamboat has darker skin than the woman. 100% certain that is the actual skin tone of the artist, hence the necessity of reinforcing "100% Aryan."
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Stefu posted:
Sometimes I get so wrapped up in how hateful nazis are that I forget they are, overwhelmingly, extremely loving stupid, too
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Gazpacho posted:Garrison has a range of about 5 human poses that he can draw. I guess the best compliment we can give to Garrison is that he at least works on a level where he can be evaluated and critiqued as an artist, as opposed to people like Lester who are just flatly incompetent.
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Xen Tricks posted:Yeah Garrison is basically the nega-Assay, because while his art is good, he manages to make every single character he draws look super malicious and unpleasant, regardless of the message he's trying to send. If there was one thing Asay did that was good, it was that he drew people like how they looked. His Obama looked like Obama. Compared to McCoy who gave him purple lips, Lester who always gave him a rainbow tie, Ramirez turning him into a worm after he became president, etc. Asay was just trying to convey his point (albeit a hateful one).
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Hihohe posted:Ohh get ready for some quick hot takes on London soon. EUROEP IS LOSTE 
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Hihohe posted:Ohh get ready for some quick hot takes on London soon. and plan on continuing to see them through the beginning of the week despite the fact that there is literally a gangs of new york style rumble scheduled to happen tomorrow in portland all hate crime and/or terrorism in portland is done by white dudes tho so don't expect anyone outside of the left to actually give a poo poo
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Hihohe posted:Ohh get ready for some quick hot takes on London soon. there wasn't that many manchester cartoons i thought
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Constant sun and drought in Florida spelled the end to lake okeechobee, AGC about global warming. But seriously, we're currently experiencing our worst drought and Ramirez can go gently caress himself. https://twitter.com/NOAANCEIclimate...%2F101331462%2F quote:The dryness has worsened wildfires across the state, with nearly 1,900 fires reported so far this year, the Florida Forest Service said. Those fires have burned 153,315 acres, which is more than the state usually sees in an entire year, the Associated Press said.
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