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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

6 dead. All three suspects shot and killed by the police and the canisters around the body were a "hoax"

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Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


I expected it to be more than six honestly. Though that could change by tommorow if there are still issues with the injured.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Extreme0 posted:

I expected it to be more than six honestly. Though that could change by tommorow if there are still issues with the injured.

Apparently the whole incident from when the van went up on the pavement to the last suspect being shot lasted only 8 minutes. The footage from inside the bar which was one of the first things that came out happened just after the last shooting. Everything since then has been clear up and making sure no one else was involved.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skinty McEdger posted:

6 dead. All three suspects shot and killed by the police and the canisters around the body were a "hoax"

A hoax as in they never existed or a hoax as in they weren't actually bombs?

If terrorists are carrying around random suspicious poo poo just to make the cops detonate them so they get a bonus explosion after they die, that's kinda genius.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Guy Goodbody posted:

A hoax as in they never existed or a hoax as in they weren't actually bombs?

If terrorists are carrying around random suspicious poo poo just to make the cops detonate them so they get a bonus explosion after they die, that's kinda genius.

The press got that clarified. They were literally wearing canisters and stuff as to appear that they were wearing explosive devices, but they were apparently fake.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Twenty thermoses full of bovril. Dangerous stuff.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Trickjaw posted:

As do we. We might be heading that way, but we are not a third world country. When people commit very simple acts like this, especially if they are home grown, it is incredibly hard to uncover.

You're really thinking about this the wrong way. There generally isn't anything to uncover, you can't do poo poo about nutters - the best you can do is mitigate the damage and not do anything dumb about it. And if that sounds defeatist, you are seriously thinking about things the wrong way.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skinty McEdger posted:

The press got that clarified. They were literally wearing canisters and stuff as to appear that they were wearing explosive devices, but they were apparently fake.

I bet that guarantees that they don't get taken alive.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean I think you can probably do something about the society that produces people willing to do stuff like that, they aren't nutters in the sense that they've taken complete leave of reality, they've consciously rejected the validity of the society they inhabit, not just fallen out of participation with it but actively become opposed to it while also rejecting the possibility of reforming it via nondestructive political engagement.

There's quite a few things that have to go wrong before someone decides that violently attacking society is preferable to not doing so.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Does this increase or decrease Corbyn's chances?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

sincx posted:

Does this increase or decrease Corbyn's chances?

is this...is this really what you're worried about?

decrease tbh

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Hexyflexy posted:

You're really thinking about this the wrong way. There generally isn't anything to uncover, you can't do poo poo about nutters - the best you can do is mitigate the damage and not do anything dumb about it. And if that sounds defeatist, you are seriously thinking about things the wrong way.

yeah, mitigation. ring of steel, like the 1980s - bollards, road checkpoints, crash barriers

Blinks77
Feb 15, 2012

sincx posted:

Does this increase or decrease Corbyn's chances?

No idea.

He's not got a great record on Terrorism. Then again we've had two in a very short span of time which'll let people trot out the "20,000 less police" number.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
Given that the last, far more severe act of terror improved opinion of him and gave one of his key talking points some light the public found agreeable, I am actually going to say this won't effect him or may even help.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



sincx posted:

Does this increase or decrease Corbyn's chances?

Manchester didn't seem to make much difference, can be written off anyway, but another attack this quickly really starts to make "Strong and Stable" look like the pile of steaming shite it is, and "20,000 less coppers" is a pretty fuckin powerful message at a time like this. Would have to be handled with great care though; Corbs himself has the nuance to exercise it but Christ only knows if some other dipshit is going to say something crass or the like.

I'd rather that we could discuss this political event politically in the remaining few days before making the major political decision of a GE.

I'd even more rather we could gain traction with the fact that Tory policies have caused vastly more hardship than every terrorist attack in the UK since the Troubles ended combined but if wishes were horses, Buck Bokai would hang out with me.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I have a feeling this one is going to get more coverage than the Manchester bombing, purely because intentionally or not it took place in an area that is a real press hangout. A lot of the eye witnesses on site were hacks themselves, to the point the managing editor of the spectator was on the bridge when the van went on the pavement. There's going to be a whole lot of first hand copy written about this.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

corbyn should absolutely go hard on may buddying up to saudi arabia and turkey imo.

it's not just about police cuts, although he should go hard on that too, but he should talk about getting to the root of the problem and who is funding and supporting isis, like the bob crow brigade said.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Sorry to hear about all the terrorism guys.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Extreme0 posted:

Ban Hands

Do you want more Islam Terror Preachers with Hooks for Hands? Cos that's how you get 'em!

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

thehappyprince posted:

corbyn should absolutely go hard on may buddying up to saudi arabia and turkey imo.

it's not just about police cuts, although he should go hard on that too, but he should talk about getting to the root of the problem and who is funding and supporting isis, like the bob crow brigade said.

Free Kurdistan lads when?

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

The actual terror attacks themselves don't bug me half as much as the fact they end up working because we seem determined to let them. Half the country loses its poo poo, the press gorges itself for days on the carrion, fash crawl out of their lairs and the government does poo poo like put troops out on the streets. If the aim of these attacks is to demoralise, disrupt and spread hysteria then they're a resounding success.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
The world is going to hell.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

thehappyprince posted:

corbyn should absolutely go hard on may buddying up to saudi arabia and turkey imo.

it's not just about police cuts, although he should go hard on that too, but he should talk about getting to the root of the problem and who is funding and supporting isis, like the bob crow brigade said.

thornberry could be trotted forward for it. she's shadow foreign sec, it's her remit too.

problem with corbyn is that tories will just run that Friends of Hamas video

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ord5aX_w1rQ

Meanwhile Styxhexenhammer is back with a fresh take
also the us alt-right is here to educate us all about how any victim who didn't instantly grasp what was going on, calmly pull out their personal firearm, and plug the islamonazis with pinpoint accuracy is a pathetic loser who probably deserved to die
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/871149261928357888

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I'm sure it wouldn't have gone worse if the 3 attackers had guns.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
americans disgust me, considering it's mostly because of them that these attacks happen.

i hope trump sinks their lovely empire

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Oberleutnant posted:

The world is going to hell.

going?

we're already there, terror all the way down until the fash takeover at some point and all hell breaks loose.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Honestly I think that the campaign so far has shown that there's a real appetite for not-insane political solutions to problems especially among the young. I think the facade's gonna break but it's not gonna be fascism that takes over.

ISeeCuckedPeople
Feb 7, 2017

by Smythe

TomViolence posted:

The actual terror attacks themselves don't bug me half as much as the fact they end up working because we seem determined to let them. Half the country loses its poo poo, the press gorges itself for days on the carrion, fash crawl out of their lairs and the government does poo poo like put troops out on the streets. If the aim of these attacks is to demoralise, disrupt and spread hysteria then they're a resounding success.

The only way to win at the terrorism game is to put restrictions on reporting.

a cat youtube
Jun 25, 2013

Kurtofan posted:

americans disgust me, considering it's mostly because of them that these attacks happen.

i hope trump sinks their lovely empire

its honestly upsetting, i mean look theres been less attacks there recently but their kebab is a spot off innit? if you want good kebab this is just the kinda thing you should expect on a day to day basis.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

OwlFancier posted:

Honestly I think that the campaign so far has shown that there's a real appetite for not-insane political solutions to problems especially among the young. I think the facade's gonna break but it's not gonna be fascism that takes over.

there's always the normalization of australian attitudes to the problem

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I left my washing in the rain, worst night ever.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Ratjaculation posted:

I left my washing in the rain, worst night ever.

:cripes:

enjoy washing your clothes again or having your clothes have a faint metallic smell i guess

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Oberleutnant posted:

The world is going to hell.

The world is hell and we are all the subjects of the demiurge

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


As expected, May is suspending campaigning.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
I don't think the Murdoch press will turn its guns on a Tory government for being soft on Muslims days before a GE but the shrieking will start on June 9

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Teddybear posted:

As expected, May is suspending campaigning.

How can anyone tell?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Unkempt posted:

How can anyone tell?

Yeah seriously; they have to be dragged kicking and screaming to make public appearances already. I think there's a chance they won't relaunch until the very last day before press reporting is restricted.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
So I know it's not the most popular thing to say in this thread but can I just say I'm genuinely impressed by Plod's response here - 8 minutes from the first 999 call to the three attackers being stopped, that's almost as quick as their response to the Westminster attack when the guy literally ran directly towards the largest concentration of armed police in the country.

Also fuckwits are already saying we need to suspend the election, which is literally the worst possible response. I know it's a cliche but the only thing we as a society can do in response to this is to carry on like nothing at all happened.

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Also, stupid question, but I assume the six dead figure excludes the attackers?

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